Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[Cuntspiracy Man]

To everyone who rated me for thinking I have options, I definitely have options and am not bated by your negrates at all.

checking on ratings, getting upset by em and then commenting on them is pretty retarded though

 

[Dr. Butt]

checking on ratings, getting upset by em and then commenting on them is pretty retarded though

"Pretty retarded" is that account's gimmick.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

So, where i live we get an influx of summer people every year. Every town seems to get them, and with them we get a mix of deathfats and trannys.
I recently had an encounter with a majestic landwhale who was lumbering up and down near the entrance of a grocery store, yelling about the fact they didn't have the motorized carts and how that was discrimination. I wonder how they felt when they learned you gotta put a loonie in the regular carts to use them...
We also have one local to me now, mostly notable because i saw this monster (her thighs made me think of the 90s godzilla suits, so ripply) walking a teeny tiny dog. She dresses like an autistic genderspecial (danger hair, bright clashing outfits, giant headphones) so you can't really miss her either.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i saw this monster (her thighs made me think of the 90s godzilla suits, so ripply)

At last, a bride fit for Null.

 

[TEA 3HF]

I do NOT fly if I can help it. Getting locked in some shit-smelling tin can where escape is impossible and you're crammed in like sardines is repuslive enough to me that I'd rather eat the gasoline costs, the time, and the fatigue of driving if it is AT ALL possible to do while getting where I need to be. That said, I do have to fly on some occasions.

Woe befell me on one such occasion to be flying from the Midwest out to the East Coast.

I got an aisle seat. Which is fine, ok, I'll just try to gtfo asap. I get to my seat and there splay 2 lil' piggies in the center and window. I take my spot, pull up my hoodie and try to just shut everything out until civilization. Not to be, while on the ground, the boar takes out his phone and begins a speaker phone call with his piglet. Illinois accent for all to hear and enjoy, with words barked out between the smack of chewing and crunching on a bag of crisps. We get into the air, and it all gets worse from there. The trough, apparently, had been supplied from a bag by airport store chicken salad sandwiches. Little did I know how the method of torment would play out. The sow opened the sandwich, and used her fingers to pick the bits of chicken out. Of course there was then lip smacking to confirm it was feeding time. once finished, said sow then sucked the remnants from her fingers, with more accompanying lip smacking. All the while she and the boar oink their way through unbelievably mundane shit. This went on for 3 sandwiches. Apiece.

We land, I lie about having a connecting flight, get the actual fuck out of there, and my family openly wonders why I am tanking a bottle of wine by myself with hardly cooled murderous anger in my eyes.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

She was down to fuck.

Everything reminds me of her...

 

[Blasterisk]

I was extremely hungry one evening, and had decided to go to an establishment I will for the purposes of this story call Burger Bell. Now, from my point of view, Burger Bell is on the curb side of the street, but it's on a corner near a stoplight, so if you are in a long line of cars, you won't quite be able to turn in before the light changes.

There I am in line at the light, starving to death, trying to muster up the last vestiges of strength I had to make it into the drive through, when I get cut off across my own lane by a minivan with at least half a ton of human being in the front seats split between two epicene blobs. At that point, I figured: A. they will not leave me any food B. I don't want to look like either of them, so I went home and starved to death made dinner.

Burger Bell is still decent, but I don't go there much anymore. Just in case.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

My preferred ice cream joint is known for absolutely massive serving options, so when I go I'm used to seeing fatty fats eating their ”medium” ice cream (pretty sure the medium is 1.5 pints, lol) but today there was a proper death fat there. I spent my time enjoying the sun, my malt, and trying to determine the specimens sex from the side of my eye. Fucker had eaten themselves into an androgynous lump of flesh, but I'm pretty sure that those DDDs were moobs instead of boobs.

But at least they ordered a very small. Good for them, I guess.

 

[just lurking]

Go to grocery store pretty often, only one that's close by. Get in line behind this guy that's about 5'6-7 ish and 500 pounds. Dude is CAKED in dirt and looks like he hasn't showered in weeks. His arms were covered in dirt of unspecified origin but likely dead skin cells, dirt and whatnot from not bathing. He's also sweating from the grueling activity of grocery shopping. It's his turn to load the belt and he does so. Upon finishing, he grabs a step stool from his cart and sets it on the ground before he sits on it and waits for the cashier to finish checking him out. Well.. at least he doesn't smell, I think to myself. Then I get closer and my nose is hit with a stinging, bitter smell of an unwashed 500 pound man. I decide to step back a bit and wait til he's further away. Watch him waddle away with his sodies, chips and whatever else keeps a man that size.

Another time I go into the store and see a frail lady take the mobile scooter. Then a few minutes later this old man who's, at max, 5'4 and easily 400 pounds, if not heavier. He's definitely wider than he is tall. He looks for the mobile scooter, does not see it and waddles to the bench inside by the door. I walk off to do my shopping, takes about 45 minutes or so by the time I've checked out. Lady with the mobile scooter is presumably not back because he's still sitting on the bench as I leave. Other times I've seen him in the store, he's always using the mobile scooter and only walks from his vehicle to the lobby where the scooter is stored.

The sights one sees at a grocery store is something else

 

[Jace on ice]

Some friends wanted to grab food before going ax throwing so they decided on a buffet place called Golden Corall which I'd never been to.

Now I grew up poor so I really do try not to be too much of a snob because I know how the entire political and economic system in the U.S is designed to keep you in the mud and prevent upward mobility.

That being said that place smelled like farts and was full of the fattest and most dysgenic people I've ever seen. I failed to keep the look of utter contempt off my face.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Some friends wanted to grab food before going ax throwing so they decided on a buffet place called Golden Corall which I'd never been to.

Now I grew up poor so I really do try not to be too much of a snob because I know how the entire political and economic system in the U.S is designed to keep you in the mud and prevent upward mobility.

That being said that place smelled like farts and was full of the fattest and most dysgenic people I've ever seen. I failed to keep the look of utter contempt off my face.

Allow me to introduce you to a Certified Internet Classic: golden-corral.txt.

 

[Jace on ice]

Allow me to introduce you to a Certified Internet Classic: golden-corral.txt.

That's more accurate than I thought it would be, I probably saw about two thirds of that. The one I went to didn't have a chocolate waterfall or at least I didn't see one.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Some friends wanted to grab food before going ax throwing so they decided on a buffet place called Golden Corall which I'd never been to.

Now I grew up poor so I really do try not to be too much of a snob because I know how the entire political and economic system in the U.S is designed to keep you in the mud and prevent upward mobility.

That being said that place smelled like farts and was full of the fattest and most dysgenic people I've ever seen. I failed to keep the look of utter contempt off my face.

I thought Golden Corral was the coolest place when I was a kid. My mom fixed healthy meals and I think it was my first buffet experience. All-you-can-eat "treat" type foods? Not having to deal with unwanted side salads or veggies, being able to pick exactly what I wanted in whatever quantity I desired? Oh fuck YEAH!

Going back as an adult was a very different experience.

 

[Trombonista]

CWC liked Golden Corral. He's not exactly a deathfat these days, though.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My now ex-wife had fond childhood memories of crossing the border with her parents and going to the Golden Corral at the Bellis Fair mall in Bellingham, WA so one time I drove us both down there to do some shopping (you Yanks have some seriously inexpensive cheese!) and decided to take her there for dinner.

Good GodBear, what a letdown that was.

It was packed with seniors, fatties, and senior fatties driving re-enforced Scootypuffs. The buffet tables looked like they had been hit by a tropical cyclone, and what food was NOT disgustingly splattered everywhere was greasy and tasteless. I felt totally ripped off and Mrs. Clit was so disappointed at how her memories were tarnished she never talked about it ever again.

 

[Niggolash]

At a store I worked in when I was 18 a deathfat shit while walking through an aisle. Didn't stop or anything, just fell out of their shorts, and they kept waddling with their cane.

There is a Dollar General in my hometown where a deathfat on a scooter comes in and just shits freely all over the store before leaving the poor owners to deal with the diarrhea-covered floors. She is a repeat offender and there's really nothing anyone can do to keep her away.

 

[The Un-Clit]

There is a Dollar General in my hometown where a deathfat on a scooter comes in and just shits freely all over the store before leaving the poor owners to deal with the diarrhea-covered floors. She is a repeat offender and there's really nothing anyone can do to keep her away.

Holy shit, if they are in the US (and I think Dollar General is US only, we have Dollarama in Canada) they absolutely CAN and for the health and safety of staff and their customers should refuse service and ban them from the store for causing a health hazard!

You should inform store management that they could be exposed to liability if they DONT do so to a confirmed repeat store-shitter.

My GodBear.

 

[Poopfart]

My now ex-wife had fond childhood memories of crossing the border with her parents and going to the Golden Corral at the Bellis Fair mall in Bellingham, WA so one time I drove us both down there to do some shopping (you Yanks have some seriously inexpensive cheese!) and decided to take her there for dinner.

Good GodBear, what a letdown that was.

It was packed with seniors, fatties, and senior fatties driving re-enforced Scootypuffs. The buffet tables looked like they had been hit by a tropical cyclone, and what food was NOT disgustingly splattered everywhere was greasy and tasteless. I felt totally ripped off and Mrs. Clit was so disappointed at how her memories were tarnished she never talked about it ever again.

I just took a look at the Google entry for the nearest one and one of the first photos included the forearms and hands of someone pushing 600lbs. My god.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

We're starting to see an influx of fatties out here with summer camping season.

Strangest had to be a young man, probably early 20s, over 500lbs, waddling around with a group of teenage (or younger) girls.

There was also a family of hams that were all slightly fatter and taller than each other, like stacking dolls. They took up an entire aisle in the grocery store, 2 abreast in a train form, a loaded cart of snacks between with each pair.

 

[RunRufusRun]

Side job I run into this one hamplanet often.

First met her almost 15 years ago. And she was average weight for her height. She is maybe 5'5". But is now at least 350. Has a giant bulge on the back of her neck.

For years she worked at the deli at a local grocery store,cleaning up cause she is a tard. Know someone that worked with her back then and during lunch break since they ate free PurplesoreassRex here would just sit and eat the entire hour.

That store closed. And she now works in a school cafeteria. Cleaning again. She snacks all day at work. And last time she fell it took 4 people to get her back up on her feet.

She is so wide that at the side job we give her a seat at the end of the row. Just so she isn't smacking people with her ass. She loves to get up and "dance" at these events.