Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

You can see a fat autopsy here, and WARNING it's gross.


Bear in mind, this woman was "only" around 238 pounds. I can't imagine an autopsy on a 400 lb+ body.
The sounds alone are disgusting to listen to. The visuals are even worse.

Anyway, I’ll add my own short encounter. I walked by a fatass one day who said “I’d rather be fat and sassy than skinny and sick.” Well uh, who’ll live longer?
 
How easy is it to find a crematorium that accepts deathfats, though? I have read that they pose a grease fire hazard from all that burning adipose.
With how fat westerners are getting in general and how many more deathfats there are by the year, I am sure crematoriums are adapting and creating countermeasures for excess burning lard. That or lose business.
 
With how fat westerners are getting in general and how many more deathfats there are by the year, I am sure crematoriums are adapting and creating countermeasures for excess burning lard. That or lose business.
I would guess around 70%, and I’m very confident in this percentage, of Americans are overweight. I can definitely say that a sizable number of Americans are obese. I find it disturbing that most people in this country are literal walking marshmallows, and I don’t know how they do it as I personally would have to put genuine effort into just eating to gain weight.

Anyway, another story for my contribution to this thread. I saw a little girl, maybe 7 or 8, pushing her obese (I’m guessing grandmother’s?) mobility scooter because the mobility scooter wasn’t working. Felt pretty sad for the kid.
 
How easy is it to find a crematorium that accepts deathfats, though? I have read that they pose a grease fire hazard from all that burning adipose.
Yup.
Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire - BBC News - Brave.webp
 
I work in funeral homes, you should see them before they get painted and their hair done. Theyre usually greenish. Anyways I think most fatties get cremated.
I always thought that people were extremely pale in most places before they get worked on, due to the blood pooling and settling to the lowest parts of the corpse. Is the greenish color due to very early decomp or is it a 'normal' color in the bloodless areas? I know with animals it's harder to see because it's covered by fur or pigment, and purely depigmented areas are often pretty rare in nature. In taxidermy there is also the phenomenon of what is called 'green belly' where the abdominal organs have started to break down and putrify underneath, do you guys get a lot of that? Usually green belly around takes a day to see, often if viscera is not removed soon enough after death, or there is a delay of refrigeration or cooling of the body.
The sounds alone are disgusting to listen to. The visuals are even worse.
It's likely also slippery too, cut fat likes to coat everything with grease. The bodies also retain heat more easily after death due to the 'insulation' so they start to spoil quicker,
How easy is it to find a crematorium that accepts deathfats, though? I have read that they pose a grease fire hazard from all that burning adipose.
They exist, but they are more expensive to build due to their larger size I think. I have heard they have to be done first in the day's scheduled cremations due to the lower temperature of the retorts, as it tends to get hotter the more it's used throughout the day. Hotter retorts with tons of flammable fat just creates a fire hazard and lots of black smoke.
With how fat westerners are getting in general and how many more deathfats there are by the year, I am sure crematoriums are adapting and creating countermeasures for excess burning lard. That or lose business.
They cut off limbs and legs if the body is too fat to fit in the crematorium retort. But @56 others would know more then I.
 
With how fat westerners are getting in general and how many more deathfats there are by the year, I am sure crematoriums are adapting and creating countermeasures for excess burning lard. That or lose business.
I believe it was an episode of supersize vs superskinny and they went to one of the fattest cities in the us, it was in Texas and they talked about having to get custom sized coffins for some of the fat people there
 
I believe it was an episode of supersize vs superskinny and they went to one of the fattest cities in the us, it was in Texas and they talked about having to get custom sized coffins for some of the fat people there
That’s McAllen in Texas. In 2025 it’s still the fattest city in the US. Given many obese residents would have died in the last 12 years, they clearly haven’t learned their lesson and are just replacing their dying fatties with new fatties.
 
1. There's a guy at a local game shop who is massive (shocker, I know). He plays Warhammer almost exclusively sitting down and has fat deposits on the back of his head (it almost looks like Pat-back where his head meets his neck). He posted a picture where he was pointing at something in the shop's Discord channel, and his hand was just...round. I shared it with a friend and he said it looked this guy got stung by a jellyfish. Not the worst guy I ever met and very knowledgeable in the games he plays, but he also strikes me as the "not allowed to have fun" type in a game.

2. Years ago I was at a pizza shop I used to frequent, and some middle aged fat guy who had to be at least 400lbs walked in and immediately sat at the booth next to the door while his wife went to order. All of a sudden, I heard a THUNK and the booth had collapsed under this guy's weight. No one was hurt and the owner was calm about it, but the guy was asked to wait outside. I later saw him sitting in a minivan with the middle seats taken out. To this day I wonder if he was ever allowed back in or if he was ever too embarrassed to go back.
 
This one was bad. I went to a tattoo parlor awhile back. It was cool, and the artist seemed like a cool guy. But this lady comes in, and she's got to be over 550 lbs. She still ambulates, which is insane. My mind is absolutely blown as she climbs into a chair. She struggles a little, but she's short and round and still gets up there in under sixty seconds when the guy gets up to give me a break.

I've always struggled with staring. It is a lifelong problem, and circumstances were such that I could not conquer my old demon on this particular day. I couldn't take my eyes off this giant soft Hershey's kiss made of hot pink flesh. And then she starts looking at me looking at her, and I realize I am fucked. I try to engage the artist and talk pro-wrestling, UFC, books, whatever comes to mind.

Here's what people don't acknowledge on the r/fatpeoplestories: I brought this on myself. I looked when I shouldn't have looked, and I was punished for this. I thought I could end it. She used all of her power to walk over. I prayed she would have a stroke just for me to get out of this. It was not to be.

It was a good 10' walk, and she was a little breathless. She asks me about the thing I'm getting. I tell her what it is and consider deepthroating my finger with my wedding band. She somehow starts showing me her tattoos on her body, and tells me she's going to be there tomorrow. Oh boy.

Then she tells me I should come back for more work since there's a shop promotion. I said no without really thinking it through, so I guess it seemed rude and ended the conversation so she went to leave, but she still says she hopes she'll see me around.

She was down to fuck.

Hard pass.
 
This one was bad. I went to a tattoo parlor awhile back. It was cool, and the artist seemed like a cool guy. But this lady comes in, and she's got to be over 550 lbs. She still ambulates, which is insane. My mind is absolutely blown as she climbs into a chair. She struggles a little, but she's short and round and still gets up there in under sixty seconds when the guy gets up to give me a break.

I've always struggled with staring. It is a lifelong problem, and circumstances were such that I could not conquer my old demon on this particular day. I couldn't take my eyes off this giant soft Hershey's kiss made of hot pink flesh. And then she starts looking at me looking at her, and I realize I am fucked. I try to engage the artist and talk pro-wrestling, UFC, books, whatever comes to mind.

Here's what people don't acknowledge on the r/fatpeoplestories: I brought this on myself. I looked when I shouldn't have looked, and I was punished for this. I thought I could end it. She used all of her power to walk over. I prayed she would have a stroke just for me to get out of this. It was not to be.

It was a good 10' walk, and she was a little breathless. She asks me about the thing I'm getting. I tell her what it is and consider deepthroating my finger with my wedding band. She somehow starts showing me her tattoos on her body, and tells me she's going to be there tomorrow. Oh boy.

Then she tells me I should come back for more work since there's a shop promotion. I said no without really thinking it through, so I guess it seemed rude and ended the conversation so she went to leave, but she still says she hopes she'll see me around.

She was down to fuck.

Hard pass.
To everyone who rated me 🌈 for thinking I have options, I definitely have options and am not bated by your negrates at all.
 
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