Some of you here know I love to play a game called "Pretend it was true" with Chantal and I know a lot of this has already been said but just imagine for a moment that her presented scenario was 100% true:
She found the love of her life and moved to another country to be with him. She switched religions, downgraded her living situation, and completely abandoned her best friend with all the responsibilities of their shared accommodations.
She gave up the safety of her family, the ability to celebrate holidays or mourn anniversaries with them. She gave up her cats, the ones she called her babies and loved for 20 years*
They fell so deeply and madly in love to the point where despite hating the heat, despite not speaking the language and not even understanding the currency she decided after her first visit that this would be her life and this man would be her forever.
Adjusting was hard at first but their love was so strong it was worth the sacrifice, the changes, and even giving up all the vices that had defined her personality. She had gone from pure freedom to a society where she had to ask permission for everything but again, that love was so intense that she stayed for three years.
Then in a matter of
days all this is torn away.
She's forced out of country she can't return to and into a country he can't visit. The man she loved so much she forgave all his cheating, the man she supported financially and emotionally, the man she lived in the same small space with for three full years and saw every single day...
It's all just gone.
And her reaction?
He's an after thought when she says she misses Julia, a cat that actively seemed to despise her.
I know I'm not laying out anything new or unknown here but it's easy to kinda go "Yeah of course she doesn't miss him, that would be like saying you miss the hooker who robbed you instead of blowing you." but think of it in context to the lore she tried to build.
Even if the relationship was miserable (which I believe it was for both parties) it was still presented as a marriage and it's so wild to me that she could be either so ignorant to how loving relationships actually make you think and feel or so uninvested in her own storyline that she can say with a shrug "Yeah well god willing we will see each other again one day. Hey so anyway look at my toes, aren't they gross?"
She STILL has a bigger reaction to BBJ being "stolen" away from her years ago than she does for having her husband torn from her a few weeks back. I try to imagine how I would feel if my country suddenly said every one had to go back to their home provinces and I was forced away from my partner. Most people aren't as rage filled as Chantal but I can't imagine I'd be talking calmly about furnishing my new place even after the shock wore off.
Once again she tells all these lies and stories to make herself sound better (Or at least make it seems like she has a good life that we're all just jealous of) but if you take it as face value it always makes her seem even stupider, lazier or more selfish than the truth ever would.
*Please remember this is a game where we pretend all her claims are true. I don't need DMs fighting me on the cats age or level of care.
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Sam and BBJ, rehomed to move abroad Feb 2023 to evade tax and chase romance scammer cock. BBJ narrowly avoided convenience-based euthanasia and was rescued by
the Gorlworld antagonist.
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Bruce Lee, a kitten dumped back onto the mean streets of Kuwait May 2025, after being snatched from his mother and allegedly given a partial dose of antibiotics. Chantal claimed he was on the brink of death despite his desperate struggling to escape her grasp. Subsequently picked up by an animal welfare org.
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Julia, left in a foreign country June 2025 while Chantal evades the law for illegal solicitation of payments in Kuwait.
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Smokey, a frequently rehomed, obese cat acquired almost immediately upon Chantal's return to Canada in June 2025 despite all good advice not to. The novelty of owning a new cat is quickly wearing thin as his needs become more apparent. As of this writing, he has been a new addition for 48ish hours. Chantal is discussing returning him as well as the expensive automatic feeder that was acquired through panhandling. She is extremely upset at viewers suggesting that although rehoming is the correct thing to do, it was unfathomably selfish for her to get him in the first place if all she wants to do is marinate in her own filth and binge eat, high on THC. TBA (to be abandoned).
Great post but I believe you missed one: Before she got Sam she actually got a kitten that she kept for one night before returning. She then regretted returning her and tried to get her back but thank god was told no.
Edit: Just saw I missed a page before posting and this info was posted by Trainwreck.
My apologies.
Second Edit to avoid double posting:
She would ultimately be accepting a handout from her arch nemesis while also admitting she is not fit to have pets.
Ain't no fucking way.
She gets a full on rage boner whenever she thinks about FFG and BBJ still; if she took that car she would relive the humiliation of having admitted defeat every single time she sat in it.
That said I'm now imagining a scenario where she did take the money for BBJ, take the car for Smokey and her and FFG just have this cats-as-money bartering system that lasts for years.
Too much foresight. You have to trap the beast by using her instincts against her. IMO, the way to go is Doordash gift cards and weed gummies.
Chantal (like most narcissists) has this strange image of herself in her head where she could do something like help out in a warzone, or walk everywhere instead of having a car or live without air conditioning. She thinks if she's forced to (by not having any other option) that she'll finally rise to the challenge and be brave and strong.
This in itself is hilarious as she talks about extreme fasts (when she caves to even the slightest craving) or grandiose plans (like everest) when she can't even walk to her front door.
My point with this though is that she would definitely turn down an FFG car or air conditioner because she is wholly convinced, even if she wants those things, that she can live, and thrive, without them.
But as you pointed out; if it's something she craves and indeed has no will to deny, then yeah she'd take that in a heartbeat.
So real question: what beans do y’all think Salad can spill?
We know Chantal was unmarried, a smelly slob, that her asshole is like a firehouse, that she doesn’t bathe, that they never had sex, that she lives like a slug, that he had to get food every hour and that he’d hoped to get to Canada and was “managing” her money for her but she wouldn’t stick to any plan. We know she’s foul-mouthed, obsessed with reactors and generally a nasty shut in. So hearing that from Salah’s mouth? Why? I wouldn’t pay a penny to hear him tell us secrets we already know.
Or do you think there is some deep dark secret we don’t know about? Because I don’t think there is. She’s let everything slip over the years and there is nothing to be mined and Salah does not need to make a bunch of money for nothing. JMO.
I doubt it would be any new information, but he could definitely spill some humiliating details. He could also tell us exactly how certain discussions went down, like the details of their 9k agreement or if she actually thought the marriage was real.
I don't think he's overly reliable and would try to paint himself in some kind of heroic light, but if he did spill I admit I'd be interested.
My personal interest lies in added context. I'd love to know the nature of their contract, their meeting, their honest living situation, the truth of what happened in Thailand and even why they were there, and then relisten to old clips and hear her slip up, or see if I can spot where it all goes wrong.
But if we never get that I'm okay too. Salah, like Nadar, kind of makes my skin crawl so I have no issue if we actually never see him again (and that may actually be the funniest outcome; like when a TV show kills a character off screen and the rest acknowledge it once and then never mention them again)
