Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Xander from the Future]

"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
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"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
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"What... what's that?"
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"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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She's a perfect fit for Zoink'd out Rekieta.
Same cartoonish absurd uncanny expressions. Was this bitch on crack before they even married? Cause she seems crazy as fuck and always looked like that. So I wonder if there's more to the story previously.

 

[Vibralldo]

Not getting his license back ASAP is particularly foolish because the longer it's lapsed, the more edgy they are about reinstating it. But he doesn't want to do CLEs because that's work.

He had no business having an active license to begin with. He wasn't practicing and he wasn't keeping up with the state of affairs. He'd be a danger to clients.

Nick's fully given up pretending he's not a trust fund baby

He literally doesn't even pretend to work anymore, he's given up streaming and just seethes all day

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's fully given up pretending he's not a trust fund baby

Except he’s taken to referring to himself as a “millionaire” rather than what he is: mommy’s little welfare queen.

 

[Yik]

Since making the plea agreement hasn't Aaron confessed to the crime on his show?

That would make you Nick-tier of a barrister. Congratulations!

Absolutely! If I'm representing Imholte why not go for the 'fun' option rather than one that would make the most sense for Aaron. He has confessed and the crime was in public. The prosecution would need just 2 clips.

It wasn't a serious comment, however, maybe it could be that a drama e-tard that makes their money online comes out better off overall from a trial with the Reiketas.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Except he’s taken to referring to himself as a “millionaire” rather than what he is: mommy’s little welfare queen.

"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"
-- Nick Rekieta, Trust Fund baby that can't hold an actual job even if it's to save him from jail time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"
-- Nick Rekieta, Trust Fund baby that can't hold an actual job even if it's to save him from jail time.

I’m also pretty sure Nick is including in that estimation the house that is owned by a trust and will belong to his kids.

That said, Nick has shown he has no issues just straight up lying and making shit up out of whole cloth. He’ll say whatever he needs to say to feel like he’s “winning.”

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You are mentally ill, stalker. Seek help.

 

[culk]

Only 100 more pages until we reach the historic 10,000 page mark. What do you think we should do to celebrate? This will be a first for the site.

i was hoping it would be from the bodycam footage, but rekieta keeps being fucking insane and then jew hoffman made like 100 pages from his retardery

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I want to believe he's downplayed his ethical complaint and its being seriously considered.
Again, speculation. But I want him to lose his licence and be forced to rebrand.

I think it's only fair that the Kiwis write his new intro.
"What's up guys, welcome to cucksplaining the interwebs. I'm Nick Rekieta, a coke snorting cuckold form central Minnesota."

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Where do you make your money, Nick?
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Shot:
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Chaser:
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Enjoy monogamy, stalker prude.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"

Turning ten million into a million is indeed not that hard given his habitual drug use and need to purchase ugly shitty paintings for over $20k.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You are mentally ill, stalker. Seek help.

Oh shit. Is Patrick also a crackhead?

Probably not. His face is round and greasy, not wrinkled and emaciated, which is a telltale indicator of drug use.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1936641999534272986

Nick legitimately thinks that we believe he has a secret "balldo army" that the feds are going to black bag and Melton is a part of

https://archive.is/NfT47

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Currently dispatching Balldo-Busters Team 6 to Minnesota to secure the bodycam footage and bodysnatch anyone who gets in the way.
Dark-CPS connections standing by to distract, harass and gangstalk the skeleton.

Glory to the deep state and glory to the toe, brQther.

 

[AnOminous]

"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"

Yeah it's pretty fucking easy when you're a whiny ass titty baby who got everything he ever had for free.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"
-- Nick Rekieta, Trust Fund baby that can't hold an actual job even if it's to save him from jail time.

Becoming a millionaire is difficult. Being one is much easier, but Nick managed to fuck it up anyway.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Weekly Supertip Performance - June 2025 (Week 3)​

Since last Sunday, Rekieta has only streamed on Tuesday, so his weekly statistics for SuperTips are rather underwhelming.

Individual results for each stream this week:

DATE	STREAM	No SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS (*MAX)	SUPERCHATS	AVERAGE SUPERTIPS/h	TOTAL	STREAM TIME	TOTAL $/h
6/16/2025	Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast	27	$176.20	$213.60	$154.00	$51.03	$330.20	3h 27min	$95.63

Weekly performance summary for June:

Week	No Streams	No Supertips	$ Supertips	$ Supertips (*max)	$ Superchats	Total	Stream Time (h)	Total $/h
Week 1 (Jun 1 - Jun 7)	5	163	$1,089.86	$1,580.72	$711.00	$1,800.86	30h 5min	$59.86
Week 2 (Jun 8 - Jun 14)	4	103	$651.26	$874.38	$448.00	$1,099.26	22h 49min	$48.19
Week 3 (Jun 15 - Jun 21)	1	27	$176.20	$213.60	$154.00	$330.20	3h 27min	$95.63

Top 3 SuperTips paypigs this week:

1. In a rut $30.00
2. Sean Mcdonald, Frozen $20.00
3. Genx Medic, Noah DeFacto, coledawg91, JDANKSrespecter, coof, Nielson1769 $10.00

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If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

Spoiler: Technical Spergery

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Cheetos, the owner of Stoney's, left Aaron a book:

Naked Twister: An Erotic Adventure
When asked about stuff this week, Aaron says he's excited to be over with it. That phrasing gets repeated throughout, and he explicitly says the stuff on Wednesday.
From today's STMS member's only stream.
Book facts!

https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Twister-Erotic-Adventure-Adventures/dp/1990118526/

https://archive.ph/NSGfC

Description:

The most exciting positions are often discovered by chance...

When Jade receives a cryptic party invitation from her friend Madison, she knows she's in for another surprising adventure. But it's not until she arrives at her home and sees a group of her friends crowded around a Twister game mat, that she begins to guess what's in store.

The game starts the usual way, with the teams fully clothed and competing to see who can stay upright on the mat longest. But when Madison asks everyone to take off their clothing in the next round, the fun really begins.

The new object of the game is to maximize the number of body touches with their partners while stretching into ever more twisted contortions. As both the players and the spectators become increasingly turned on watching the action, the game takes on a whole new tone.

But it's not until Madison adds one final twist to the rules that the group begins to lose their inhibitions and really get down and dirty...

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

This bum paid $75k for a worthless painting of the Joker, but he's sweating $2,000 (actually $300) for a law license? Nigger rich is an understatement with this faggot.

Also, gotta love the tacit admission that the ethics complaint could very well be valid and cost him his law license... if he had one. If he was convinced that it was frivolous, it wouldn't be a factor in his decision whatsoever.

He paid 75k for that painting???? You could get that for like 100 bucks on Etsy lmao also it was just thrown behind his desk haphazardly during the bodycam footage

 

[SigmaBalls]

Cheetos, the owner of Stoney's, left Aaron a book:

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Naked Twister: An Erotic Adventure
When asked about stuff this week, Aaron says he's excited to be over with it. That phrasing gets repeated throughout, and he explicitly says the stuff on Wednesday.
From today's STMS member's only stream.

Are there more balldowashers than usual? Who are all these PDF files in the comments trying to dunk on Aaron? If this is normal i never noticed, because those people surely aren't showing up to Nick's streams given that dip in viewercount lmao.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Kayla, the supreme skank, is being willfully forced into filing a lawsuit against Aaron in which there were no real damages.

Aaron could always be magnanimous and offer to settle the matter for a crisp KNU.