Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[AirdropShitposts]

Zach wishes to kill off the whole planet for not accommodating to his fetish.

Aside from the fact that this only applies to certain forms of Christianity I like that Zach came oh-so-close to admitting how much of his "atheist" thought is just plagiarizing Christian tropes. For example, God "damning" the Earth for "failing" trans people. How many tweets do you think he makes when some preacher says a hurricane is God's punishment for the gays or whatever?

 

[behindyourightnow]

There once was a man named Zack,
Who liked other men in the sack.
He cut off his balls,
And collected sharp tools,
But his mood to this day remains black.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Zach wishes to kill off the whole planet for not accommodating to his fetish.



Zach might want to note that the "threat" to Zohran Mamdani was a voice mail. If Zach intends to immunize himself from threats, staying at Heather's home is not enough.

"I may not feel safe or want to go outside anymore"

Zach thinks he is in danger of ICE.
......[etc etc etc ad nausem]

By the flacid dick of Luther the judgey snake god, edit Zack, edit.
you are going to break your keyboard pumping out that Assigned Male level of word vomit.

OTOH you are on mission, the shear amt of gibberish stresses out the kiwi quote system,so touche' on that -\

between you, sophie, and Bri Bris tweets you guysare realizing the troon internet theory where 70% of all packets are full of nonsensical kokchoppery

 

[GenderCop]

By the flacid dick of Luther the judgey snake god, edit Zack, edit.
you are going to break your keyboard pumping out that Assigned Male level of word vomit.

OTOH you are on mission, the shear amt of gibberish stresses out the kiwi quote system,so touche' on that -\

between you, sophie, and Bri Bris tweets you guysare realizing the troon internet theory where 70% of all packets are full of nonsensical kokchoppery

Zack, there's a war on.

The trannies of today have really lost their edge.

Only a few years ago, whenever there was any type military intervention anyplace, they'd reliably flood the zone with "OMG now trans people are dying in their vicious wars! Because trans people are EVERYWHEEEEEERE!!!!"

War: trans most impacted

They've either
1) lost the script. or

2) rightly figured nobody ever believed them in the first place, or

3) they've suddenly realized nobody allowed to be openly tranny in Islamic countries, so who cares?

They only care about perverts. Zack prob won't tweet about Iran since no trans there for him to obsess about.

Narcissism: Its all about Zack or ppl he thinks share his most-special characteristic with him.

btw Zack, Martin Luther had some interesting ideas about just war and unjust war. What do you think of those ideas and which do you most agree with?
(lol, I love poking at this brilliant high school dropout to see what funny stuff comes out)

 

[Sean Andalou]

Because the poem should be accurate to the cow. If you keep making these mistakes, I'm going to keep pointing them out.

Still needs to work out a few bugs in the AI program.

There once was a man named Zack,
Who liked other men in the sack.
He cut off his balls,
And collected sharp tools,
But his mood to this day remains black.

A real human (yourself) wrote that?

3) they've suddenly realized nobody allowed to be openly tranny in Islamic countries, so who cares?

Oddly enough, Iran is OK with MtF trannies in moderation.
The rules for women strictly enforced, which includes not going out unaccompanied.
No western style troon culture of course, just a few Christine Jorgensons in burkhas.

 

[Trombonista]

There once was a man named Zack,
Who liked other men in the sack.
He cut off his balls,
And collected sharp tools,
But his mood to this day remains black.

See? This is how it's done. No AI necessary.

 

[Positron]

The Number One rule in Meta-analysis: Garbage in, garbage out. I don't care how many studies you analyzed; if every one of them suffer from the same shortcomings, you might as well not bother.






Archive of the NYT article.

The troon Katelyn Burns says he is being dogpiled. I don't care to find out why but it seems to be about his cheering the Democrats on. Zach: Leave Katelyn alone!!

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Given Zach acknowledges the authority of the New Testament, he is already more moral and closer to God than the evil people whose dirty deed Trump is doing.

Everything eventually loops back to transsexuals. Iran is no exception.

You expect as much from this shit goblin.

Zach: I'm going to get killed!!!!!
*When people halfway across the globe are actually getting killed*
Zach: I'm going to eat a gummy. Peace out dude!

Brad Manning


This Iran shit is getting me worked up. Let's lighten things up a bit with some knife videos.

Like Emma With Two Moms in the notorious Army ad, Zach is here to smash some stereotypes, this time in the knife collector community. He also brought his college Statistics study group to success.




Imposter Syndrome


Bluesky

 

[GenderCop]

Zack says:
"you can kill a fetus, you can kill yourself, but if somewhere out there a trans person wants to live their own life, now that's going too far!"

As much as Zack hates Catholics, you'd think he knows that some of us think abortion and suicide are as morally reprehensible as he is, and we do not discriminate.

We are totally consistent.

Zack is the fascist who wants to force free capitalist businesses and doctors to be subservient to him. The world must bend to his desires.

Christians know the world is fallen and don't expect to be catered to as a result.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

See? This is how it's done. No AI necessary.

You and Zach are really not that different when it comes to autistic bitching about trivialities.

It's a humourous poem you insufferable fucking retard.

 

[break these cuffs]

This Iran shit is getting me worked up. Let's lighten things up a bit with some knife videos.
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Zach is such a typical autist in that he can list the wikipedo specs on his newest knife, but only ever uses them as fidget toys. He has no idea why one material or the other might be preferred for a given environment or how it would feel after a couple hours of serious use.

Spoiler: Are you a proper lady who's tired of using a box cutter or scissors to open boxes?

tl;dr - buy a Kershaw Leek in 14C28N steel if you're American and I think most Europeans. I will include a Bong recommendation.



The Leek is a 20 year old design by Ken Onion that's become a pocket knife classic. I had always felt that it was too small and dainty for me as I'm a big dumb idiot who is hard on tools. That was until I bought one for my mother who decided one day that she "wanted a real knife". Unfortunately she passed before I could gift her Leek, but it's become a favorite of mine since I started using it.

It comes in a wide variety of scales (handle colors), so you aren't limited to a tacticool palette. There are other steels, but buy a one in 14C28N. It takes a keen edge, is easy to sharpen, and has reasonable edge retention. Don't get a serrated edge unless you cut a lot of cloth or cordage. My only real complaint is the lack of sharpening choil, but that can be easily added. The Leek will last a lifetime properly maintained.

The thinner blade combined with a hollow grind makes it a great slicer while the Wharncliffe-esque blade shape makes it great for draw cuts. It has a spring assisted opening mechanism, so check your local laws. The UK banned locking mechanisms because who wants to use a knife that can lock open safely.

There is even a safety on the Leek so you can lock it closed. The Leek was an early spring assisted opener and the safety is a relic from the time when people were unsure how safe they were. It can give you piece of mind that it won't jostle open while in your purse or getting shoved around in a junk drawer.

For Brits, Spyderco makes some UK compliant knives. Get one preferably in N690Co steel or at least 12C27.

 

[Sean Andalou]

You and Zach are really not that different when it comes to autistic bitching about trivialities.

It's a humourous poem you insufferable fucking retard.

All I did was run yours through the AI after asking it to make it like Shakespeare.
So even lower effort but still a better poem.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He;s starving from lack of cum eating

 

[OttoWest]

I haven't really lost any breast mass or size.

Because you never had any to begin with Zach.

Spoiler: I’m sorry

Being a flabby, freeloading fag who lived off of beige carbs served on Heather’s paper plates may have puffed your nips a bit but those still ain’t titties dude.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Because you never had any to begin with Zach.

Spoiler: I’m sorry

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Being a flabby, freeloading fag who lived off of beige carbs served on Heather’s paper plates may have puffed your nips a bit but those still ain’t titties dude.

fuck you very much...you need a system where two kiwis need to simultaneously rotate keys for this kind of shit

at least a "I have read and understand the risks" checkbox would help out NULL

and I have to go to a friend's for dinner tonight..how am I going to explain it when I just push my food around the plate!?!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Imagine how insufferable he is in real life, always talking about how much of a troon he is. These people cannot "transition" and move forward, they are kept in this perpetual state of victimhood and self-pity.

That's because they were nothing before becoming trans. That's their "thing".

 

[Sean Andalou]

I remember that photo from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
IIRC the caption is "kill your boner forever".

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

There once was a cross-dresser, Zach,
Whose intellect sadly did lack.
He'd mumble and pout,
Then randomly shout,
While wearing his bra backwards—crack!

 

[Positron]

Men mald at Rowling, again.







M for male?

John Fetterman and Heather...


...and Banana Wu, who plans to run for office again!!





God bless MTG. She is going to get (((cancelled))), if not (((suicided)))

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[break these cuffs]

Gay autistic skinnyfat terminally online trannies are not a "stereotypical dickhead parent". There is zero chance Zach is self-aware enough that he doesn't mention Heather's kids out of caution. He simply doesn't care about them because there isn't a wikipedo article or website he can quote to show his interest in them.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Laughed out loud when I read this malarkey.

"Emotionally stable" is the last term anyone should ever use to describe wacky Heather.