2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Wodanaz]

JUST IN - Iran's atomic energy agency says nuclear sites will be quickly rebuilt, and activity will "continue with greater power."

? and then we just bomb them again
What exactly is the plan here? Everyone knows that even if they strike some random US military base, nothing will happen. Iran looks completely impotent because they have no credibility. China could actually cause us problems in Taiwan if they wanted to. Iran is not capable of something similar.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Correct. Only content like this can rally the troops:
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The troops:
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Damn I didnt know bacha bazi could be a lifelong calling.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Ghost of Tehran takes a break from shooting down Israeli F-35s and takes down a drone.

 

[mold]

I would like to take this opportunity to register my opinion that @Catch The Rainbow should be unthreadbanned over at the other thread if he puts on a bacon suit

dude my son is staring at me like im a retard from his playpen because I keep losing it, calm down, come back to read the tweet, then lose it again

ZOG is in control

nm about the baconsuit, you gotta put this down and go be a dad if you have a playpen age kid and you're paying attention to this

xoxoxoxo

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

? and then we just bomb them again
What exactly is the plan here? Everyone knows that even if they strike some random US military base, nothing will happen. Iran looks completely impotent because they have no credibility. China could actually cause us problems in Taiwan if they wanted to. Iran is not capable of something similar.

"What exactly is the plan of a regime run by retards who rule by fear?" It's classic paper tiger diplomacy. It has no real meaning and when the regime has control over information, it's said to keep the diehard supporters appeased.

This is especially true in China, where normal citizens are mad that China hasn't invaded Taiwan yet. But they never will. Because they are just as impotent. Well, more accurately, they're more incompetent than they are impotent. You know militaries aren't what they claim they are when they constantly put out propaganda showing how great their soldiers and technology are. Meanwhile, the US military, which most people here despise because they were too retarded to know they were buying into foreign propaganda, accomplished all of these precision strikes while showing off fat spic women in recruitment ads.

People waste so much of their life obsessing over this shit it's sad.

 

[draggs]

The Ghost of Tehran takes a break from shooting down Israeli F-35s and takes down a drone.
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Sameneh Heydari shot down all the F-35s, now he has to settle for drones

 

[BruceOfHeem]

? and then we just bomb them again
What exactly is the plan here? Everyone knows that even if they strike some random US military base, nothing will happen. Iran looks completely impotent because they have no credibility. China could actually cause us problems in Taiwan if they wanted to. Iran is not capable of something similar.

nigga they're going to tunnel to mordor no matter what, the only way to stop the Persian barbers from going nuclear is regime change or kill every professor and scientist in the country

 

[EyeGuy]

Virgin Iranian patriotic music:

This is Meysam Motiee, he's a very popular Shia performer. Here's another of his, "O Haidar", about how Iran will conquer Haifa and Tel Aviv, Israel is as weak as a spider's web, America is the Great Satan, etc. Hilarious in light of the complete and total buck breaking Israel has delivered over the past week, but still a banger:

 

[Crex Crex]

All this money and resources wasted to bomb Iran when it could have been used to bomb my faggot neighbours and their loud ass party.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

American Farmers that are oversees, be careful.

 

[MadStan]

6 gorillion different Injun tribes 1775-1890
Mexico 1867
Confederate States of America 1865
Philippines 1898
Hawaii 1893
Germany 1945
Japan 1945
Italy 1943
France 1944
Belgium 1944
Holland 1945
Norway 1945
Austria 1945
Greece 1947
Guatemala 1954
Brazil 1964
Dominican Republic 1961
Chile 1973
Poland 1989
Chad 1982
Panama 1989
Grenada 1983
USSR 1991
Albania 1992
Romania 1989
Hungary 1989
Bulgaria 1990
East Germany 1989
Czechoslovakia 1989
Kyrgyzstan 2005
Bolivia 2019
Syria 2024

There's more but they're all banana republics in ~1900-1930 who cares although the US did get what it wanted every time

OMG, that list is a hoot. LOL. Time to get off the drugs.

 

[SBG]

Trump basically refuting Vance, Rubio and others that were suggesting regime change wasn’t on the table this morning.

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

Meanwhile, the US military, which most people here despise because they were too retarded to know they were buying into foreign propaganda, accomplished all of these precision strikes while showing off fat spic women in recruitment ads.

The only incompetent part of the US military is the part that manages the spending; how do you not notice that they're charging you at a 8000% markup for a soap dispenser?

 

[draggs]

OMG, that list is a hoot. LOL. Time to get off the drugs.

Which one of those didn't work out wonderfully for the USA

 

[karz]

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lol impotent seething from a man who already tried to primary massie and failed... "bigly"

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Let them earn their college tuition.

This rarted mentality is how you get a budget overwhelmed by veteran's affairs disability payments. Costs aren't just a diploma goofus.

Worst part is, retards pretend to want this and then later question the exorbitant expenses with taking care of the large number of disabled veterans afterward. VA claims backlog is disgustingly long ( a permanent crisis given how things are operated, any decrease is always outpaced by the usual once a generation conflict), why are we so eagerly inviting an even greater amount of them?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Ghost of Tehran is busy tonight:

 

[obsdj]

lol impotent seething from a man who already tried to primary massie and failed... "bigly"

It'll surely work this time though because he has launched a PAC for the sole and specific purpose of primarying Massie next year, per Axios (archive). Of course, every time Trump gets on Massie's case, Massie manages to fundraise on it (on his other Twitter handle, @MassieforKY). But this time Trump is serious.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Chad American patriotic music:

Zoomies won't understand the feel of this song for us non-buck broken millennials. It was truly the last purely jingoistic non-satiracle "murica-fuck yea" anthem to come out, right after and in response to the September 11 attacks. For context "America, Fuck Yeah!" was released by the South Park bro's shortly thereafter for "Team America: World Police", and we entered the dark times. The cynical times, of the forever wars in the middle east and the shrieking harpies in Academia talking about how horrible America is.

 

[karz]

But this time Trump is serious.

I'm sure Trump is serious about it the same way Iran is serious about destroying the Great Satan of the USA.
A whole lot of huff and puff but no energy to blow the house down. Massie on Top. Trump can stay seething.