US Gen-Z has unbelievable job requirements: 1/6 won't work without a "Nap Room", 1/4 expect "extended work sabbaticals for personal development"

They’re Gen-ZZZ.

Nearly one in six Americans under the age of 28 won’t even consider taking a job unless there’s a designated snooze space at the office, a mind-boggling new survey found.

“It’s clear Gen-Z isn’t shy about voicing what they want from today’s workplace, and for many, it goes beyond salary and health insurance,” said Amanda Augustine, a certified professional career coach and resident expert for the resume-building website Resume.io, which polled 1,000 professionals across the country about their must-have perks while evaluating job opportunities.

For them, napping on the clock, and other demands “aren’t just nice-to-have extras; they reflect a shifting view around work-life balance and overall well-being,” Augustine added.


One in five Gen-Zers — more than any other generation — say a “fun room,” complete with games like ping pong and other recreational activities, is essential to their work environment, the startling survey results reveal.

And one in five wouldn’t even consider a position if the company’s offices are not pet-friendly, compared to 14% of millennials, aged 29 to 44; 8% of 40- to 65-year-old Gen-Xers and only 4% of Boomers, aged 61 to 79.

More Gen-Zers — 33% — expect free snacks and lunches at the workplace, more than any of their older coworkers, the poll found.

And even if an office is up to snuff, they don’t want to show up.

A whopping one in three said a four-day workweek is non-negotiable, and one in four expect “extended” sabbatical leaves “for personal development or travel.”

Younger generations are “pushing back against the old model of constant hustle and burnout” by valuing flexibility and “a more enjoyable day-to-day experience,” according to Augustine.

“Companies that dismiss these priorities as frivolous may find it increasingly difficult to attract and retain top talent from this up-and-coming generation of workers,” she warned.

 
There's quite a few millenials whose entire career has looked like this because they worked in tech. In fact, this is basically describing a typical Silicon Valley office back during ZIRP. And just like back then, it's really just a way to avoiding compensating people with more pay and equity, the two things that you actually want.
 
which polled 1,000 professionals across the country
So nobody.

Also, I clicked on the actual study and it's clear that they interviewed a bunch of woke idiots.

"30% of women rate Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) training as an essential workplace feature, compared to 23% of men."

ESSENTIAL!!!
These are the people who will sell you coffee at Starbucks.
 
what else is supposed to happen after removing anything actually economically productive from cities and putting everything in campuses/office parks

before the total breakdown of public order in American cities, if you worked in a downtown highrise and you needed a break you went for a walk around the block. if you wanted a snack you went across the street. if you wanted to hang out after work you walked with your coworkers to a bar.

people are generally aware that the push by the tech companies to create a total environment so their high iq cattle can get their hair cut, their children cared for, and all their calories obtained without ever leaving the workplace was done to keep the cattle penned up and productive but there's another very dark aspect to it, which is the slaughter of small independent businesses and the solidification of caste. you don't buy your snacks from a guy who owns the store, you aren't served lunch by a waitress who might own her own place someday. you're the elite and they're the servant caste and you're all employees forever.

I hope WFH kills this, it's a soulless horrendous way to live. And all these places are always decorated like daycares.
 
Who the fuck is making these surveys and what mutants are they surveying? I know a lot of zoomers at work and while they definitely have their social issues, none of them are this unhinged. And this is a corporate office where you get in trouble if you put the word retard in the messenger. We don’t even get free coffee. Most are thankful for the free gym membership.

I’m willing to bet be the source is “I made it the fuck up”.
 
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For them, napping on the clock, and other demands “aren’t just nice-to-have extras; they reflect a shifting view around work-life balance and overall well-being,” Augustine added.
Say what you will about Spain, but the cultural enshrinement of the "siesta" should be more widespread.

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If I could ask for something it would be to be able to take an up-to two week leave of absence every year for research reasons while I'm in grad school part time and not have to eat my PTO to do it. I wouldn't get paid during that time off, just that I wouldn't lose my job if I take off to work on my Masters and Doctorates.
 
At the same time, the Government is employing 18 year olds to drive trains in order to combat a shortage of available drivers.

'I'm 20 and I get to play ping-pong and in a ball pit!'

'Sounds good, I'm 18 and now I'm about to take the 09:20 to London Euston as far as Doncaster.'

'Whaa? You need to demand better facilities at work, where's your safe space?'

'It's here - the driver's cabin of a 11-car train.'

'OMG, how fascistic - REEEEE!'

'Well at least that, unlike your Daddy, I get to pull out on time... ah, green light, platform duties done, I'm off!'
 
The Industrial Revolution can be boiled down to “smart people invent ways for their less intelligent peers to accomplish more by doing less.” Every company that sucks the life out of their employees to maximize their “output” is actively sabotaging the economy and hurting their bottom line. But because of the obfuscation between c suite and the front line employees by management teams, managers meet meaningless metrics turnover be damned, just so they can get a bonus.
Say what you will about Spain, but the cultural enshrinement of the "siesta" should be more widespread.

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And one in five wouldn’t even consider a position if the company’s offices are not pet-friendly, compared to...4% of Boomers, aged 61 to 79.

The only way this is remotely true of boomers is if they are retirees who don't actually need a job. Like those elderly Walmart greeters (who of course would be shit out of luck in terms of pet-friendly). That is, they got over their hippie phase in the 1960s, had a career, saved up their money, and now they want an excuse to get out of the house a couple of days a week but only if they can bring Fluffy and Boom-Boom to the office in their little pet strollers.
 
>Born between 1994 to 2001
>Spend formative years fed through the meatgrinder of 1st to 12th grade
>Told when you grow up, you will be a member of society, serving and living off the fruits of your own labor
>Experience the first crack in your mental health early on with everyone warning if you fail this, you fail in life
>Push yourself through everything to pass, congrats, you have a GED and are ready to start life...

>YOU WILL NOT FIND WORK
>YOU WILL NOT FIND HOUSING
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>YOU WILL WATCH THE EMPLOYED TAKES NAPS AND PLAY PING PONG
>WE'RE HIRING [not really]
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