US Gen-Z has unbelievable job requirements: 1/6 won't work without a "Nap Room", 1/4 expect "extended work sabbaticals for personal development"

They’re Gen-ZZZ.

Nearly one in six Americans under the age of 28 won’t even consider taking a job unless there’s a designated snooze space at the office, a mind-boggling new survey found.

“It’s clear Gen-Z isn’t shy about voicing what they want from today’s workplace, and for many, it goes beyond salary and health insurance,” said Amanda Augustine, a certified professional career coach and resident expert for the resume-building website Resume.io, which polled 1,000 professionals across the country about their must-have perks while evaluating job opportunities.

For them, napping on the clock, and other demands “aren’t just nice-to-have extras; they reflect a shifting view around work-life balance and overall well-being,” Augustine added.


One in five Gen-Zers — more than any other generation — say a “fun room,” complete with games like ping pong and other recreational activities, is essential to their work environment, the startling survey results reveal.

And one in five wouldn’t even consider a position if the company’s offices are not pet-friendly, compared to 14% of millennials, aged 29 to 44; 8% of 40- to 65-year-old Gen-Xers and only 4% of Boomers, aged 61 to 79.

More Gen-Zers — 33% — expect free snacks and lunches at the workplace, more than any of their older coworkers, the poll found.

And even if an office is up to snuff, they don’t want to show up.

A whopping one in three said a four-day workweek is non-negotiable, and one in four expect “extended” sabbatical leaves “for personal development or travel.”

Younger generations are “pushing back against the old model of constant hustle and burnout” by valuing flexibility and “a more enjoyable day-to-day experience,” according to Augustine.

“Companies that dismiss these priorities as frivolous may find it increasingly difficult to attract and retain top talent from this up-and-coming generation of workers,” she warned.

 
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If you would, consult the charts everyone.

You're paid third world wages to maintain a first world lifestyle.

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Enjoy the nursing home boomers.
 
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Who the fuck is making these surveys and what mutants are they surveying? I know a lot of zoomers at work and while they definitely have their social issues, none of them are this unhinged. And this is a corporate office where you get in trouble if you put the word retard in the messenger. We don’t even get free coffee. Most are thankful for the free gym membership.

I’m willing to bet be the source is “I made it the fuck up”.
First you start with a conclusion, then you make up shit to support it. That's how journalism and THE SCIENCE work.
 
I work with a range of people from zoomer to boomer age. The boomers are regularly telling stories about how they used to be allowed to drink beer at work. How the lunch room used to be so full of weed smoke all the time you couldn't see through the window. How they used to have bbqs every day right on the machine room floor and get endless free coffee. Now we have hi tech security cameras watching us and mandatory ppe. Also no more free coffee. Also no more beer or weed at work. There's still bbqs sometimes though.
 
a certified professional career coach
The fact that this is even a thing, tells you all you need to know about the current generations concepts of "work". Back in Gen X days we used to call these "High School Guidance Counselors". And the biggest career lesson they ever taught us was "Nobody with any Career Prospects or useful advise regarding employment would ever willingly become a High School Guidance Counselor".
what else is supposed to happen after removing anything actually economically productive from cities and putting everything in campuses/office parks

before the total breakdown of public order in American cities, if you worked in a downtown highrise and you needed a break you went for a walk around the block. if you wanted a snack you went across the street. if you wanted to hang out after work you walked with your coworkers to a bar.

people are generally aware that the push by the tech companies to create a total environment so their high iq cattle can get their hair cut, their children cared for, and all their calories obtained without ever leaving the workplace was done to keep the cattle penned up and productive but there's another very dark aspect to it, which is the slaughter of small independent businesses and the solidification of caste. you don't buy your snacks from a guy who owns the store, you aren't served lunch by a waitress who might own her own place someday. you're the elite and they're the servant caste and you're all employees forever.

I hope WFH kills this, it's a soulless horrendous way to live. And all these places are always decorated like daycares.
This is actually nothing new in America. There is quite an extensive history of Corporate Towns catering to a more or less captive workforce. The last true one of the breed was probably pre-DeSantis Walt Disney World.
At the same time, the Government is employing 18 year olds to drive trains in order to combat a shortage of available drivers.

'I'm 20 and I get to play ping-pong and in a ball pit!'

'Sounds good, I'm 18 and now I'm about to take the 09:20 to London Euston as far as Doncaster.'

'Whaa? You need to demand better facilities at work, where's your safe space?'

'It's here - the driver's cabin of a 11-car train.'

'OMG, how fascistic - REEEEE!'

'Well at least that, unlike your Daddy, I get to pull out on time... ah, green light, platform duties done, I'm off!'
Yeah, you might notice that the position of Railroad Engineer remains shockingly 99.9% male in the US. Not for lack of trying to find female operators. They seem to balk at the point where they realize that the job involves pissing and shitting in a bucket.
 
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beer at work
I’ve had several trips to various danish pharmas and they all had beers in the break room fridges. Free decent food, coffee, fruit baskets. Very decent places to work, danish pharma companies. Everyone was tall and blonde and had expensive wire rimmed glasses, it was like stepping into the future.
High School Guidance Counselors
we all had a session with one of these at university. They had no ideas what careers were even open to science graduates. They had big four consultant type roles and nothing else. Weird experience even then.
 
I am glad they are standing up for themselves and demanding better work conditions no matter how absurd it might seem.
Yeah, I ain't weeping for the fucking ghouls running bussiness that have trouble finding people to wring even more blood out of.

Suffer you inhuman fucks. Unironically based zoomers.
 
I don't actually believe 50% of zoomers want binkies and nap rooms at work.

This is engagement/rage bait for obese boomers who wrecked the country and now call everyone else lazy as they collect welfare checks and scarf junk food and soda.
It's the same shit when they say 25% of Gen Z's bring their parents to the job interview, when in reality their parents are just dropping them off because they don't have a car or driver's license.
 
they all had beers in the break room fridges.
No way that flies in the U.S., of for not other reason than liability. Bob has a beer from the company fridge and plows into a bus? Company is writing a check. Joe has a beer from the company fridge and his spreadsheet gets screwed up and it costs the stockholders money? CEO is getting fired. Dave and Jane have a beer from the company fridge and he fucks her in the stairwell? Company is writing a massive sexual harassment check. We simply don't live in that world any longer where a company could expect adult employees to act like adults and be responsible for their own actions on an individual level.
 
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