DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mister Baranavichy]

Stuck here for 10 min. award.

He's fucking struggling with a child's puzzle. You're given 7 slots, with 6 tiles, 2 shapes across the 6 tiles for 3 each. You have to match the layout to the picture above.

The game works by letting you click one tile to move to the empty spot, and you can hop one tile. Literally move 3 circles to the left and 3 diamonds to the right, and Phil is flailing like a fucking retard... dude... COME THE FUCK ON YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING REPROBATE!!!

>My honest reaction to that comment.

 

[Kheapathic]

Stuck here for 10 min. award.
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>My honest reaction to that comment.
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It's a fucking simplified Rings of Jericho or whatever that puzzle is called. Literally move one piece at a time to make a proper sequence. And our Valedictorian with a Bachelor's cant fucking see it.

 

[Ardath]

I actually never played these, is he playing on easy mode or are these games this dull and easy?

 

[Kheapathic]

I actually never played these, is he playing on easy mode or are these games this dull and easy?

There are different difficulty levels, he's on normal IIRC, and even if he wasn't, the puzzles are all static. There's this tile game, a number addition game, and the sliding tile game (which is the hardest). Phil legitimately has holes in his brain.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Never happened. WPIG dug out old SRK forum posts when Phil was already gone and none of the older members had anything good to say about him (DipShitPenis being just one of the colorful names) Plus even bacxk then there were TIHYDP vidoes of him infighting games. They were called DSP is ascrub and they even contained clips of him fighting in arcades and he literally said "I have no idea what to do" while he was getting stomped. In the arcade. Offline. No lag (unless the sticks were worn down which can happen) He was always a big loudmouth with noch exactly much skill to back it up (never forget the clip where he lost several MvC moneymatches. He was a walking ATM and didn't realize it (or the arcade crews sometimes lost to him and then proceeded to win more just to keep the ATM spewing more money)

Yep he was never liked even on the fucking AOL newsgroups shit or whatever in 1998 no one fucking liked him. It's crazy that he is documented online since he was 16 and still pretends that he was well liked or respected in the FGC at any point.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

another dub for the low iq believers

 

[Kheapathic]

another dub for the low iq believers

Holes in his brain, gin burned a lot of the cells away.

 

[Kheapathic]

As much as he's bitching about backtracking and "I already did this," his brain is fucking fried and he has no idea what needs to be done.

Gogandantes for real this time coming up... fuck him up Dantes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

OIC scabbing detractor names again to troll Phail:

 

[Switch Mongo]

“Should disabled people be allowed to compete in the FGC?” Someone asks. Phil responds “YES THEY SHOULD BE”

They allowed you faggot and you’re definitely a retard. Physically and mentally lol

 

[shekelshoah666]

Lmao man this entire stream really is just him getting ass blasted at puzzles. Just staring at chat waiting for the answer.

 

[GodModule]

Reminder that knowledge =/= intelligence. Anyone can regurgitate something they heard/read. Just watch Phil try to solve a puzzle to see just how retarded he is

 

[Mature Adult]

his chat is dead except to handhold him during the kids puzzles

 

[Malakim Phoros]

It's a fucking simplified Rings of Jericho or whatever that puzzle is called. Literally move one piece at a time to make a proper sequence. And our Valedictorian with a Bachelor's cant fucking see it.

Isn't this a puzzle literal chimps can figure out faster

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil I will give you $1651 if you can find me one other streamer who calls out when he sees a pay pig in chat that hasn't supported that day. Also kept the nose pick because I'm petty and you're a 43 year old man who picks his nose on camera.

 

[Kheapathic]

Isn't this a puzzle literal chimps can figure out faster

Probably, like I said, a simplified Rings of Jericho. You don't even have to worry about layering them properly; just 3 to the left and 3 to the right, one empty spot in the middle. You can move one to the empty slot, and jump up to one tile to reach the empty slot. It has to be some sort of Baby's First Puzzle, and a college graduate/business owner can't fucking handle it .

 

[RockHawk]

"Back then I did earn respect, people actually, by the end of my run in competitive Street Fighter they (I assume he means the FGC) did respect me." Was this ever true? Ever? This has to be historical revisionism.

DSP was always a joke in the FGC. There was no 'begrudging respect' or a climb up from nothing underdog story. DSP was only ever known as a walking ATM and a dude who would talk mad shit online but couldn't back it up, either physically or in the game.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Phil I will give you $1651 if you can find me one other streamer who calls out when he sees a pay pig in chat that hasn't supported that day. Also kept the nose pick because I'm petty and you're a 43 year old man who picks his nose on camera.


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once a paypig always a paypig. if you dont donate hes gonna be whining about no support and how youre hurting his business, if you do donate hes gonna expect you to donate again the next day. he expects his dents to sit in a chair and watch his shitty streams all day every day, he considers their bank accounts as good as his own already, so stop being a bad sport and give him his money. the kings daily tax is due and he wants $1500 to order wendys.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Surprisingly, this did not get a ban. How spineless can this manchild be when it comes to backing up his words?

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Now he’s a character again. Spineless faggot.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

No goal for Onimusha 2. I assume that game is on thin ice.