Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dolly Brooks]

 

[Mid Na]

Serious question-
Did anyone EVER came across a pooner that doesn't have sexual trauma that caused them to resent their femininity?

 

[CrystalChevvy]

Debated posting this in the pooner thread, but figured this was more of an L in progress than a generic pooner post.
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Your wife of 16 years insists that she's a man, starts taking testosterone, grows a beard, demands congratulations on fathers day, tries to prevent your preschooler from calling her mom and doesn't want to engage with him because he does. And only thinks about how painful this is FOR HER.
I cannot describe the feeling of fucking darkness this brings up in me. That poor child.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Your wife of 16 years insists that she's a man, starts taking testosterone, grows a beard, demands congratulations on fathers day, tries to prevent your preschooler from calling her mom and doesn't want to engage with him because he does. And only thinks about how painful this is FOR HER.
I cannot describe the feeling of fucking darkness this brings up in me. That poor child.

This is gonna sound weird but these reddit posts always make me think of that dying soldier in Saving Private Ryan, the one on the beach holding his intestines in, still crying for his mother, no doubt based on real accounts.

It must be so fucking unsettling for the poor kid. What do you even say to comfort him? “Sorry kiddo, your mom’s a fucking retard in some weird-ass cult, you’ll understand when you’re older.”

 

[Big Toe]

we all we

with

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

"You live alone, in a space that’s quiet and yours. The furniture’s second-hand but sturdy. There’s a plant in the window that’s managed to stay alive, and that’s a small kind of miracle.

The mirror is draped most days. You don’t need to look. Some days you uncover it — to brush your teeth, to check your expression before stepping outside — and it still stings, but not like before. You’ve stopped expecting it to tell you who you are. It’s just a surface now.

You go out when you can. A walk, headphones in, music or an audiobook — stories where the characters don’t ask much of you. You’re not visible, not really. And that’s okay. Nobody knows what you carry. You’re invisible, but not erased.

You’ve carved out routines. Not sacred rituals, just... structure. Maybe you wake up with black coffee and a hot shower. You do a bit of movement. Not out of joy — out of spite, out of habit, out of “because I said I would.” You’re stubborn like that. Maybe that’s your superpower now.

There’s a community online, not perfect, but they get it. Some days, that thread is the only thing. People who don’t flinch. Who don’t say “it gets better,” but say, “I’m still here. You too?”

You take HRT or you don’t. You shave or not. You cut your hair or let it grow. Some of it’s because of dysphoria. Some of it’s just what your hands can manage that day. You keep one piece of clothing you like — not because it makes you feel beautiful, but because it makes you feel closer.

You still cry, yes. You still rage. The grief is a roommate, but not your god. You learn, slowly, how to live without asking “Is this enough?” Because it isn’t. But it’s what’s here.

And — sometimes — there are minutes. Minutes where the music hits right. Where your face in shadow looks like a version you once dreamed of. Where someone says something kind, and you don’t flinch. Where you remember you used to laugh. You still might.

These aren’t wins. They’re not silver linings. But they’re anchors. And maybe — just maybe — you can keep anchoring yourself to the hours ahead."

Wow, that was actually rather moving for AI slop. Of course it's not good enough for the tranny, though.

Oh!... Actually, I think I know this chick. And yes, she has OCD. Has been really hard for her... But she's gorgeous, really buxom and smart, and very weird, indeed. It looks like maybe she shouldn't have share this pic.

Pero tío, ¿a quién vas a engañar?

(Also, given there was only about 12 hours between that pic being posted and you showing up to respond, you're clearly following this thread. Have 1678 pages of trans L's not been enough to make you think better of it?)

Just a pooner being a pooner…

I'm LOL'ing at the mental image of this li'l pooner bellying up to the urinal like a bowlegged cowboy, her legs spread so far apart she nearly falls into it.

 

[marcosdeivid36]

¿Por qué se creen tan importantes estas personas? ¿Como si alguien las tomara lo suficientemente en serio o pensara lo suficiente en ellas como para querer acorralarlas al estilo del Holocausto? "#EstamosCansadosDeMorir", entonces dejen de matarse

Why are these people so fucking self important? As if anyone takes them seriously enough or thinks enough about them to want to round them up Holocaust style? “#we are tired of dying” stop killing yourselves then

But, here all of you are, given they importance... Isn't?

 

[HildaExtrikz72]

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Troon lamenta el hecho de que la razón principal por la que realizó la transición aún no se haya manifestado (esa razón, por supuesto, es la gratificación inmediata de AGP).

No se me escapa que esta publicación podría describirse como una analogía transexual de lo que entendemos por chiste, pero el chiste se ve un poco debilitado por el hecho de que así es como piensan todos, sin ironía. Es una L, independientemente de si se interpreta al pie de la letra desde una perspectiva externa o se entiende en el contexto previsto.

La mayoría de las respuestas siguen exactamente el mismo tono profundamente desolador.

This person could definitely get implants, but maybe finds it too expensive or wants them to be natural. Anyway, that situation must be tough.

I’m still getting used to not having the DRINK! React anymore so please take my humble Winner react.

It is indeed a goldmine!
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Look at how enormous his head is compared to his butt and legs
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Edit—ouch, that’s gotta sting
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From his chaturbate recording page (archive)

Spoiler: ”beware of shark” more like “beware of Romanian gooner freak

“Am i fuckable after almost a year of feminization…be honest” (archive)
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lol no

lol he gave his phone number to a chaser on reddit
Along with the house number so prominently displayed in that first picture, his identity and deadname are easily found
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It's cuz is to skinny, I suppose. For what is that her head looks so big.

 

[tama]

It's cuz is to skinny, I suppose. For what is that her head looks so big.

@marcosdeivid36 fucking tranny faggot stop socking

 

[gamerweeb1]

Tranny accidentally ADMITS that “she” is a man with this post:

 

[Character from a movie]

This person could definitely get implants, but maybe finds it too expensive or wants them to be natural. Anyway, that situation must be tough.

Now I get it, your comments in Spanish on Reddit were autotranslated from English, the same way you're autotranslating the quotes to Spanish. By the way, is your first name Marcos Deivid and your DOB June 6, 1997?

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

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Comments.
The top one is the first of a series. Appears to be a common feature of being a fat pooner.

Literally this meme.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Am I welcome?"

I was admonished for obvious fishing for affirmation and asspats once. When I was in year 7.

 

[HildaExtrikz72]

@marcosdeivid36 I'm not some "fucking tranny jerk". If I don't even know you, leave me alone. Labertasche!

 

[Psyoptimus Primal]

Literally this meme.

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This more applies to MtFs I guess but I dont understand how so many trannies are fat. You go through the effort of HRT and lobbing your dick off and turning your colon into a pretzel so you can have extra holes. But we have ozempic now. You dont even have to do anything. You fat lazy fuck.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

It's the estrogen unironically, I'm not sure what exactly about it but I knew someone who was a total twig who ended up trooning out, almost immediately got fat.

This more applies to MtFs I guess but I dont understand how so many trannies are fat. You go through the effort of HRT and lobbing your dick off and turning your colon into a pretzel so you can have extra holes. But we have ozempic now. You dont even have to do anything. You fat lazy fuck.

 

[FinnSven]

It's the estrogen unironically, I'm not sure what exactly about it but I knew someone who was a total twig who ended up trooning out, almost immediately got fat.

Also Eunuchs were known for being tubby.
Something related to lower testosterone.

Plus loads of them are housebound shut ins and former neckbeards.
If they continue to eat shit and are even less motivated to do anything physical thanks to testosterone suppression, then of course that can’t help their waistlines.

 

[stupid frog]

@marcosdeivid36 I'm not some "fucking tranny jerk". If I don't even know you, leave me alone. Labertasche!

Probablemente debería suicidarse, señor.

 

[ephermeral]

A couple of posts courtesy of r/MTF that made me chuckle/roll my eyes:

Women are not affirmation machines! She probably tried being friendly to the troon, until they began being creepy. I wonder if he’s started to skin walk as her yet?


Oh no! Even their fellow trannies called them out on this delusional post #believeTIMs


I thought being a fat fuck usually helped men pass. These people all seem miserable, they’re mentally ill and are chasing something they will never, ever get.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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I thought being a fat fuck usually helped men pass. These people all seem miserable, they’re mentally ill and are chasing something they will never, ever get.

"Woe is me, I'm too much of a fat slob to be a whore!"

Imagine being a parent with a confused child, going on these subreddits in an attempt to learn more about why your kid is feeling this way, and seeing a bunch of posts like this. You would immediately come to the conclusion that you have raised a pervert and do everything you could to stop it from going further.