Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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REGENDarySumanai said:
Iran has been poking the American bear for four and a half decades and now they got explosively raped and they wholeheartedly deserved it.
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It's too bad their own Intelligence network claimed they weren't working on nukes. Could have gone after some other target but were likely told not to as those targets had other plans. I would have just bombed them because they're dune niggers that only want to fuck over other non pedo worshipers. Now gas prices are up and shipping may get slowed because some people who should have been eradicated centuries ago are ass mad that no one likes them and wants their lands glassed. Due to their stupid threats on global trade China will likely get involved. They've been doing really well right now trading with foreign countries to off set King Trumps bullshit.
 
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When Biden was in office Pat would track missiles flying between Russia and Ukraine like he was watching a Marvel movie, along with commentary about how badass it all was. He'd even look up what the weapons were and then post about them like he was an expert.

If Harris had won she'd probably be doing the same stuff, and he'd be clapping along. I'm anti-war but I fully support Trump taking away "War Expert Pat".
 
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Pig of Pig Hill is once again NOCHILDing month old xeets to threaten with prison, and in this case claim ownership for the infamous backwards fence on his half hovel
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Also given the unique "you get to spend the balance of your utterly failed existence locked away in a cage like the animal you always were" oink I suspect he is a tad testy about his recent panhandling charge being discovered
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Judge Holden said:
Hyperbole aside, he was almost certainly screaming his fat fucking head off either at Nikkki or at his phone or at a random passer by or neighbour, or hell even a fucking AirBNB nigger loud enough that the cops were called and he then threw yet another oinking pig tantrum at them which resulted in him catching yet anuddah charge
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I’m going to use my imagination a little here.

8am, Patrick wakes up, he checks the value of his V6 Mustang online. It’s $730. He’s indifferent. He knows that he has a copy of an American icon (a V8 Mustang) and he tells himself that’s ok. Matter of fact, it’s more than ok. He’s still a TRVE PATRIOT. He sees Big Nicholas is still sleeping and cuddled up nicely to a Craigslist bull. All is right and well in Pat’s life. He makes coffee that matches the Craigslist bull and steps outside. The police are out front giving someone a ticket. It’s the bulls car. Pat instantly becomes enraged because he’s already paid the bull to pipe Big Nicholas and blast farts into her hole. If they give him a ticket, he may be turned off from ever returning. He speaks up, trying to be polite at first. But since we all know Pat, his politeness lasts 1/2 of one second and immediately becomes condescending. He calls the police officer “child” and accuses the officers of being part of the conspiracy to kill his family via welfare check calls. (That he paid to have made) The officer asks Pat to calm down and stop being so fat at 9am. Pat screams at the police claiming that he hasn’t put on any weight since high school and screams at the police to get off his property.

Big Nicholas is watching from the window and the bull is now awake. He decides to enter Big Nicholas from behind so they both can watch the encounter with the police.

The officer writes up the citation and Pat makes it back inside just in time to clean up the bull.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Reading through the Substack bio, looks like this Hi-Fi tard is a Stewanon follower.
These retards always flock together somehow, I love it.
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@Hitlerswag420 was telling me what he knew about him, apparently the OnA boys had some fun getting his Twitter banned for his unhinged takes, repeatedly. I'm half tempted to listen to his podcast to see how crazy it gets, but on the other hand I don't know I want to make the effort.
 
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The Crips and the Bloods have joined forces to escort heckin valid migrants to their court hearings. Can you believe it? Patrick does.
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Patrick is the kind of soy man who only scares children. Why doesn't he go down to LA and tell off ICE himself? Oh right, he fears brown people with guns.
 
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Everyone knows the black gangs in LA love the Mexicans, child, and the Mexicans love the blacks.
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You reminded me of this great old Tom Lehrer song. "National Brotherhood Week". Give it a listen if you're unfamiliar, it's hysterical.



The guy declared all his music to be public domain, so I don't hesitate to upload it in its entirety.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Muslims
And everybody hates the Jews~

I'd go back to 1965 if I could. FFWBTs weren't elevated by algorithms and retards. Mathematics professors who dabbled in Vaudevillian piano on the side didn't get cancelled for le edgy comedy.
 
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AnOminous said:
Usually these racially based groups don't like each other much which is why I doubt this is actually happening.
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Yea but they have their own gangs dont they? The way i read it is that the TDS retard who wrote it thinks that criminal gangs are some sort of moral authority, and also celebrates that illegal aliens are involved in organised crime
 
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I Just Can't Do It :( said:
Yea but they have their own gangs dont they? The way i read it is that the TDS retard who wrote it thinks that criminal gangs are some sort of moral authority, and also celebrates that illegal aliens are involved in organised crime
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That's the point. Crips and Bloods are not going to be singing kumbayah with MS-13 much less acting as body shields much less showing up to federal courts to try to interfere with ICE.
 
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In his primal instinct, the Man of Pig has to reject being morbidly obese and a drunk fuck that never had sex with his barren lesbian wife.

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The voices of Diaper Dan and BDA still haunts Rick to these days. Huh, new enjoy prison variant made by Rick? Fat.

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Fatly lies.

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What a fruity queer with the way he replies to the pests.

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:story: This one gets me every fucking time.
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Here's the image reposted.

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Fat.

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Very, very fat.

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Nice English sitting on the fart couch while farting, stupid.

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"Nice" taste, stupid. It's just like my washed out Sci-fi series, stlaker child :tomlinson:
 
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AnOminous said:
That's the point. Crips and Bloods are not going to be singing kumbayah with MS-13 much less acting as body shields much less showing up to federal courts to try to interfere with ICE.
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Honestly I could see some ghetto horror movie where the crips and bloods are forced to join forces to fight a lovecraftian pig monster who has been abducting their younger members to grind into fentwurst
 
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