Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

He said he spent all his days holed up in his parents' house sitting in front of his computer. So he's probably gonna lurk in this thread all day and night.

He'll have to masturbate furiously to relieve the stress.
 
He said he spent all his days holed up in his parents' house sitting in front of his computer. So he's probably gonna lurk in this thread all day and night.

He'll have to masturbate furiously to relieve the stress.
You saying that reminds me of when Chris in Family Guy caught his dick on fire from that.
 
So how many days do we give him before he posts here again?

If Tamar started posting for some reason he would be back like a shot, I just know it.

I'm actually amazed he's gone more than an hour. I'd be surprised if he can go the rest of the day, and he'll have some twisted warped logic to justify how he isn't really back or something.
 
I'm actually amazed he's gone more than an hour. I'd be surprised if he can go the rest of the day, and he'll have some twisted warped logic to justify how he isn't really back or something.

Yeah, he's just trying to come up with loopholes at the moment. Tamar has legal options she hasn't used yet, but a blanket "you can't post on Kiwifarms" isn't one of them. He's just thinking up a way around her latest specific complaints about his ongoing behaviour.
 
Geez, looking at his happy, normal-looking family that has no clue what he is.

Ouch.

Imagine what a person who'd argue and make exceptions for himself this way must have been like to parent. Imagine trying to talk this little asshole into cleaning his room. Or taking a bath.

I feel a sense of profound sadness for his mother -- the one talking about how proud she is of her four grown children. She must still think that her long-haired, shut-in son is just a late bloomer, failure to launch, and he'll soon grow out of it, find a nice girl, and settle down. Maybe she even has some notion that he has had internet relationships.

And now, with this thread at its current point, it's a near-certainty that someone will find her information and contact her to show her this thread. Her pride in raising four children from infancy, all the years of diapers and cutting food into non-choking pieces and parent-teacher conferences and school plays will run face-first into the cold, hard reality:

Her late-blooming son is a stalker with severe mental health issues who has abused women and at least one child. He has contempt for working people, and doesn't want to get a job because he thinks he's above it. He plans to mooch off her for decades while saving any money he does make in a quixotic quest to win the heart of a woman he has never met and who is terrified of him. He has no plans to ever pay rent, or make it right to his mother. To him, she's just a natural resource to be mined and exploited. Every bit of love she poured into him is to be kept there, never reciprocated except in a carnival-mirror grotesque caricature -- love as blackmail, love as desperate ugly bargaining and grand plans with no chance of coming to fruition.

I'm sorry, Doris. This can't be easy. Please, if you need to, speak to a professional, you will need support in the days and weeks to come. It is difficult and shocking to discover a loved one is much unhealthier mentally than you thought, especially since he shows so many signs of becoming a dangerous person.

It's time to cut the cord and make this baby leave the nest. He's using your money to finance a life in which he spends hours a day stalking women. Someday, if you don't kick him out, the police will knock on your door, and they will lead him away in handcuffs. Or an officer will come to your door to tell you he has died or been arrested, and that your house must be raided in order to retrieve his property. When his misdeeds come back to haunt him, you don't want your home or other children involved. If he had to work in order to eat, he'd have a lot less time to obsess over and stalk his victims. He's exploiting you and your money, and all in order to finance activities that border on criminal stalking. Do you want to be the mom the newspaper writes about, who let her son plan out his stalking and eventual violence from a computer screen in her basement?

I know this wasn't the life you had hoped for when your son was a child. But for the sake of all the rest of your family, you have to stop subsidizing him.
 
So...he wanted to buy a custom-made mask of Tamar's face, and then get her to meet up with him...while he wore the mask of her face. And then he wanted to try and have sex with her...while wearing the mask of her face.

Straight out of a fucking horror movie. Seriously, I feel like we still haven't even gotten halfway down the rabbit hole.

I just got a brand new phobia.
 
She must still think that her long-haired, shut-in son is just a late bloomer, failure to launch, and he'll soon grow out of it, find a nice girl, and settle down. Maybe she even has some notion that he has had internet relationships.

I think the parents of many of our lolcows are probably convinced that their children are just "late bloomers" until they hit 30, and then 35, with no signs of developing independence. Unfortunately, that also means that the best period for intervention has well and truly passed by the time they realise their special snowflake isn't just going to "grow out of it" on their own.

I'm really concerned about the fact that Kiwifarms attention made the object of his stalking make contact with him again. That's absolutely a reward for this psycho: he got exactly what he was craving, contact from his target.

This thread definitely gave him a platform to talk about her and an audience and he gets off on both, but based on past history if it wasn't here it would have been somewhere else (and in fact he has continued seeking audiences elsewhere).

The closest thing to an upside in this is that we're very good at what we do and he can't just disappear off our radar even if he never returns. There are now eyes on him in a way there haven't been before, and that's ultimately to Tamar's benefit even if she thinks we're the world's biggest cunts and we don't exactly have a great opinion of her either.

It also wasn't *just* this thread. He's making her "offers" on youtube and that's just as much a continuation of his stalking behaviour as anything he posts here. It's something about which she would and should have initiated further action even if this thread didn't exist (note that he didn't say she had contacted him - the letter could be from a lawyer or even the court).
 
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As expected, he can't bring himself to leave.
 
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There is no situation in this where tamarlover comes out on top. Another forum would ban him. Another he would lose interest in and leave and they'd be none the wiser. Not us. We're too autistic for that. We have all the evidence an attorney will need-we are a prosecutor's wet dream. We tie all the evidence up in a neat bow and if needed we drop it on law enforcement's desk.

You know, i take that back. There is a path to victory. It's called you sign out, you never come back, you get a job, a haircut, and quit stalking tamar. But that won't happen. We all know it.

So, you lose. You are destined to fail. Even if all you do is post more and provide us free milk, we win. Congratulations. You played yourself.

Also if you post again I'm going to continue rating your stuff off topic because i know it triggers the fuck out of you.
 
What drives me nuts about this is that you know @tamarlover won't see any irony in what has just happened in the last twenty-four hours.

This idiot has consistently been setting out a meticulous fourteen fucking year plan to stalk and terrorize this woman he doesn't even know into falling in love with him by sabotaging her relationships and plotting to turn her children against her if she refuses. We drop some names from his immediate family and he runs like a bitch.

He'll be back if course, but he won't have learned a thing.
 
I think we need to look for his crazy ex. She seems like a fucking goldmine.
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As expected, he can't bring himself to leave.
"More drama just happened. This is craziest development yet. I'm keeping it a secret though. But it is shocking and a game changer." Sounds like Tamar may have contacted him. Holy shit, it would be so funny if she cucked Yahsha with him. If you're curious, here's a bigger version of his new avatar:
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It's a screenshot of an old conversation he had with Tamar.
 
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@tamarlover knows that we're the closest thing he has to friends. I mean, we'll ridicule and chastise him, but at least we'll listen to him, interact with him, ask him questions and not ban him. I doubt he gets this kind of attention or stimulation anywhere else.

If I was a NEET who lived with my parents, didn't get out of the house and had no real life friends (as he acknowledges about himself on all counts), I imagine that this would be the closest thing to a social outlet available. I bet it requires an immense and constant effort on his part not to post. Probably worse than trying to quit smoking.
 
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@tamarlover knows that we're the closest thing he has to friends. I mean, we'll ridicule and chastise him, but at least we'll listen to him, interact with him, ask him questions and not ban him. I doubt he gets this kind of attention or stimulation anywhere else.

If I was a NEET who lived with my parents, didn't get out of the house and had no real life friends (as he acknowledges about himself on all counts), I imagine that this would be the closest thing to a social outlet available. I bet it requires an immense and constant effort on his part not to post. Probably worse than trying to quit smoking.
He gets attention on Facebook from religious people who are completely cuckoo. They even call him master. I believe on page four or five he mentioned a girl from one of those groups was romantically interested in him.
 
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I'd take that with a grain of salt given how amazingly badly he misperceived the nature of his relationship with Tamar.
I don't know, man. Many of his followers seem mentally ill, I wouldn't be surprised if some schizo really thought he was a prophet. He managed to get laid before by an insane single mom, it could happen again.
 
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