2025 Israel vs Iran War

Ignore us shooting missiles at your country, they weren't for you:
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Official statement from the Iranian Armed Forces:
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Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.
 
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CaliforniaRaisin said:
Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.
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Nah, they are still edging and telling Trump "Look, they can't do shit! We can do whatever we want and they can't do shit! Come on Trump, be a big man. Send in the B-52's and drop some rolling thunder!".

Then they will finally have their release.
 
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CaliforniaRaisin said:
Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.
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You gotta give it to them. 30+ hour bombing raid for 12 precision bombing.

That's hot.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Nah, they are still edging and telling Trump "Look, they can't do shit! We can do whatever we want and they can't do shit! Come on Trump, be a big man. Send in the B-52's and drop some rolling thunder!".

Then they will finally have their release.
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Either way, it's the taxpayer that has to eat the ookie cookie when it's done.
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
No damage. Iran sent only a few missiles. Might be moving onto Bahrain next.

Iran says it fired a missile for every bomb dropped on it.
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So six?
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Pack up, boys. Nothing happens.
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Yeah, six missiles.
Uncle Buck said:
I don't know if this is more cringe or more gay. Saddam's Republican Guard put up a significantly better fight than the Iranians.
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To be fair, Iran's army put up a better fight against Saddam's army. Temu-brand ballistic missiles flying "somewhere" in a lazy enough arc for an SM-2 to stop them in their tracks, vs. properly used Chieftains and M60A3s against monkey model T62s are two different ball games.

There will be no US ground war against Iran but I would imagine it would go very badly for the Cargo Cult Revolutionary Guard.
 
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