"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I guess he'd probably have a horde of flies gravitating around his ass on top of everything else. That is if he doesn't normally.

Well, he does want to pretend Portland is a third world country, so it only makes sense he'd channel his inner Nurgle abd get flies all over everything, but personally I suspect he's so foul and toxic that even carrion insects avoid him.
 
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I've had a few descriptions of that, and seriously it's unpleasant... pleather baked shit baisted in ball sweat... yea I'll stop before I make myself gag.

The Die Cis Scum vest was probably the worst. It was said that it smelled like rotten beef and smegma.
Its really hard to believe peoples descriptions about how Phil smells. Like how can person really smell that bad? Ive never encountered homeless people before so I wouldnt really know. Of course Phil isnt homeless hes just unwilling to bathe and wash his clothes so that makes it that much worse.
 
Its really hard to believe peoples descriptions about how Phil smells. Like how can person really smell that bad? Ive never encountered homeless people before so I wouldnt really know. Of course Phil isnt homeless hes just unwilling to bathe and wash his clothes so that makes it that much worse.

Trust me, people can smell REALLY fucking bad. As @Big Nasty mentioned, Mallgoth made Phil take a shower as a condition in letting him stay with her. Even afterwards Phil still stank. When someone is perpetually filthy (which is why we sometimes call him Philthy or Land Phil) and rarely showers, the stank gets into everything they own, wear, and even permeates their skin and they continue to stink until they've bathed regularly for a while. Phil almost never bathes, often wears leather or vinyl clothing and boots, rarely changes his socks or even removes his boots, and he shits himself and doesn't wipe. Add into the mix a poor diet fully of greasy and fatty foods and you've got a recipe for one stank-ass person. I've run into people with similar personal hygiene habits who weren't homeless and it can honestly be very unpleasant to the point of it being nauseating. It's similar to how you can tell if someone owns a cat and doesn't change the litter box often, someone lives with a smoker while not smoking themselves yet still stinks like ciggies, or how old people in nursing homes have a certain smell.
 
Its really hard to believe peoples descriptions about how Phil smells. Like how can person really smell that bad? Ive never encountered homeless people before so I wouldnt really know. Of course Phil isnt homeless hes just unwilling to bathe and wash his clothes so that makes it that much worse.

Homeless people know how to use toilet roll.....
Nuff said
(Oh @The Dude) you ninja

And a untreated foot infection....well
 
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Trust me, people can smell REALLY fucking bad. As @Big Nasty mentioned, Mallgoth made Phil take a shower as a condition in letting him stay with her. Even afterwards Phil still stank. When someone is perpetually filthy (which is why we sometimes call him Philthy or Land Phil) and rarely showers, the stank gets into everything they own, wear, and even permeates their skin and they continue to stink until they've bathed regularly for a while. Phil almost never bathes, often wears leather or vinyl clothing and boots, rarely changes his socks or even removes his boots, and he shits himself and doesn't wipe. Add into the mix a poor diet fully of greasy and fatty foods and you've got a recipe for one stank-ass person. I've run into people with similar personal hygiene habits who weren't homeless and it can honestly be very unpleasant to the point of it being nauseating. It's similar to how you can tell if someone owns a cat and doesn't change the litter box often, someone lives with a smoker while not smoking themselves yet still stinks like ciggies, or how old people in nursing homes have a certain smell.
Rescue dogs are the same. Had one in terrible condition from a puppy mill. She had been used as a breeder, but obviously never bathed, and she laid in a crate soaked with urine and shit. It took giving her a bath 4 times a week, for a couple of weeks before the smell went away, and she had to shed her hair before the stains went away.

At least a dog has the ecuse of not being able to stay clean. People doing it to themselves just baffles me.
 
Phil shits himself and doesn't wipe? That's incredible.
I think it's been confirmed by someone that he takes shits and doesn't wipe (or not well enough). It might have something to do with his poor motor control.
 
Honestly I'm not sure if it's poor motor control on his part, being bothered by the sensation of wiping his ads, or some sort of weird belief that wiping your ass is capitalist and true and honest PoC anarchists don't. Or maybe it's some combination of all three. All I know is that Phil is a disgusting little troll and I can't fathom why anyone would want to live with him or be around him. Not even trying to a-log there either, but God damnit, aside from the smell... would you want someone like that sitting on your furniture or touching your stuff?
 
Honestly I'm not sure if it's poor motor control on his part, being bothered by the sensation of wiping his ads, or some sort of weird belief that wiping your ass is capitalist and true and honest PoC anarchists don't. Or maybe it's some combination of all three. All I know is that Phil is a disgusting little troll and I can't fathom why anyone would want to live with him or be around him. Not even trying to a-log there either, but God damnit, aside from the smell... would you want someone like that sitting on your furniture or touching your stuff?
Or wanting them to apply the ancient art of the ANALRIPZ !
 
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