Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JamFlowMan]

How tumultuous can the sentencing for Aaron be? He shared 1 picture with 1 person. Nick's acting like Aaron burned his house down.

Also, I'm doubting that Nick ignores and forgives anything. He has a book of grudges and seethes about every word said about him.

With him inviting Melton to Aaron's sentencing (seeing Kayla's tears are just a bonus) wonder if they plan to serve Aaron the civil lawsuit right then and there.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Man, I wonder what I can do with a law licence and a long memory".

Yes Nick, please do act as your own attorney so we can all laugh at your pseudo-intellectual pro se arguments.
You'll provide hilarity for years to come.

 

[AltisticRight]

There's a near 0% chance of him streaming until after Aaron's hearing. The real question is will he fire up a stream if the verdict isn't in his favor?

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

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What a load of faggot whining. I hope the court not only tells Aaron and Skelly to get the fuck out of the courtroom and settle their business with a 4 gallon tank of industrial lubricant, they rescind the $50 fine for one topless photo of Our Wife's two tits.

Who is he trying to vaguely throw his wimpy little gay threats at? Mrs. K?
>I'll be keeping most of it off the show
Sure you will. Your show is nothing but crying about the depolymerisation between your mouth and Aaron Imholte's penis and ridiculing Kurt's mediocre cooking when you can't even boil an egg.

He didn't know what to say but certainly he had a lot to say. He's announcing an announcement. Fitting for the remaining of his braindead sycophants.

Die skelly.

 

[RotPockets]

Bring it on faggot, Balldo Season 2 FOREVER

Hollywood Balldo’s Forever Cemetery.

Jesus Christ, girl
What are people gonna think?
When I show up to one of several funerals
I've attended for Grandpa this week

With you
With me
But someone's gotta help me dig
Someone's gotta help me dig

Jesus Christ, girl
It hasn't been long so it seems
Since I was picking out an island and a tomb for you
At the Hollywood Cemetery

You kiss
On me
But we should let this dead guy sleep
We should let this dead guy sleep

Jesus Christ, girl
I laid up for hours in a daze
Retracing the expanse of your American back
With Adderall and weed in my veins

You came
I think?
'Cause the marble made my cheeks look pink
But I'm unsure of so many things

But someone's gotta help me dig
Someone's gotta help me dig
Someone's gotta help me dig

 

[Penguin Soldier]

"Man, I wonder what I can do with a law licence and a long memory.

I've always been told that anyone who represents themselves in court has a fool for a client, so I'm not quite sure what a law license does in Nick's mind unless he's planning on going after people Pro Se. Then again, that lines up with what his actual motivations are. I could absolutely see Nick firing off Pro Se suits against his enemies just to drain them of time and resources through lawfare (which he has openly admitted that's what he's doing to Aaron). He will lose in the end and have to pay costs, but he doesn't care because it's Mommy's money and not his.

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

Nick is absolutely the kind of retard that can't process Melton being a creep about Aaron's kids means Melton will, at some point, be a creep about his kids.

Like most people who tolerate Melton, the overriding hatred of Aaron makes them incapable of thinking it through.

I pray for the day Nick slights Melton or stops producing adequate content and the man stabs Nick in the back. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I disagree. Balldo's decisions and behavior over the years make it pretty clear to me that he couldn't care less about his kids.

He'll throw up the muh keedz defense whenever it's convenient, but you can't convince me he truly loves them when they're testing positive for coke, among other things, and now he's inviting a pedophile into his home.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

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So who is he vague posting about other than Aaron? Would he go after Uncivil? After Sean? Mama K? What does he mean beyond criticism? I want to stop wasting brain cells on this faggotry.

 

[Vibralldo]

Of course the only reason Nick would get his law license back would be not to help his finances, which are clearly running low, but to become Russell Greer

Lol, what a faggot

 

[Sam Losco]

Didn't he already disclose what the ethics investigation was about on his show? I recall that he said he was being investigated over his criminal charges and that the professional responsibility office asked him for his input on what his punishment should be, and that Nick's opinion (of course) was that there shouldn't be any.

Maybe, don't remember. But he's a lying liar who lies so if my theory is right, I can see him lying about it by saying what you remember.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

So who is he vague posting about other than Aaron? Would he go after Uncivil? After Sean? Mama K? What does he mean beyond criticism? I want to stop wasting brain cells on this faggotry.

I present, Nick's Deathnote list of potential lawsuits:

Spoiler: Da List

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty (already being sued)
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk (allegedly MNPR)
- MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla's Family
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran
- John
- @AnOminous
- Eric July
- David Schneider

Edit: Thank you

 

[Sneed Force One]

Side note: if anyone can tell me how to do the cool collapsible thing some people do for long lists like this, a mobilefag like myself would be appreciated.

Its the [ Spoiler] BB tag, also under "more options" if your using the non-BB editor.[ /Spoiler]
(use no spaces in the brackets)

 

[RotPockets]

He'll throw up the muh keedz defense whenever it's convenient, but you can't convince me he truly loves them when they're testing positive for coke, among other things, and now he's inviting a pedophile into his home.

Most don’t beat and drug the things they love.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I present, Nick's Deathnote list of potential lawsuits:

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty (already being sued)
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk (allegedly MNPR)
- MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla's Family
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran
- John
- @AnOminous
- Eric July
- David Schneider

Side note: if anyone can tell me how to do the cool collapsible thing some people do for long lists like this, a mobilefag like myself would be appreciated.

Highlight what you want to spoiler, then go to the top menu and click the 3 dots next to the picture icon. Then select the eye with a line through it. It will give you an option to name your spoiler, or you can just enter nothing and the box will show up labeled as Spoiler.

Eta - to highlight, hold down your finger on a word, then move the left or right bar with your finger to where you want the text to begin/end.

 

[Zab McMann]

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

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he's going to try to "magic word" his way into vexatious litigation, isn't he?

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he already disclose what the ethics investigation was about on his show? I recall that he said he was being investigated over his criminal charges and that the professional responsibility office asked him for his input on what his punishment should be, and that Nick's opinion (of course) was that there shouldn't be any.

Yet another jackass moment where this fucking sociopathic autist can't pick up on social cues. They ask that just to figure out how likely you are to reoffend. If you offer anything remotely reasonable you'll probably get it but if you just say you did nothing wrong, you're begging for an assfucking.

Of course Nick likes that.

 

[TherapyMan]

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

"I ignore and forgive a lot" — Nick Rekieta.

Sure you do.

Also, CLEs are extremely boring and hearing Nick half-heartedly summarize CLEs sounds like torture.

 

[AnOminous]

In MN there are professional rules around harassment on certain discriminatory bases (Caveat: done in connection with professional duties), as well discriminatory actions, though there are 4 factors for determining whether it is deemed to reflect adversely on fitness as a lawyer - see (g) and (h) below. I've included all of section 8.4 (Misconduct) of the Rules of Professional Conduct for reference:

And of course it has to be actual harassment. Public statements about a public official, however distasteful, don't qualify if they're otherwise First Amendment protected. He isn't calling up the judge breathing heavy and making obscene entreaties (well at least I do not know that he is).

I'd say a major possibility is the unauthorized access shit in which he clearly and deliberately breached attorney/client privilege. Even if he never gets criminally prosecuted for that, it's definitely well within their jurisdiction and they don't need to prove it to a criminal standard. It's hard to imagine something that more clearly and directly implicates his fitness to practice law, not only because he willfully did it, but because he's apparently such an incompetent lawyer he thinks it was actually legal to do.

Update from the Balldo Bunker.

How the fuck is some other dude being sentenced for a nothingburger "tumultuous" for Nick? Also why is he capitalizing non-proper nouns randomly like "Sentencing?" Is he fucking autistic like Chris-Chan, who also does that?

(6) encourage the commencement or continuation of no action or proceeding from motives of passion or interest; nor shall the attorney, for any personal consideration, reject the cause of the defenseless or oppressed.

What the fuck is this flibbertigibbet shit? That shit is not in the Model Rules and, yes, it is a Minnesota Special. Muh pression. Jesus Christ how cringe.

Of course the only reason Nick would get his law license back would be not to help his finances, which are clearly running low, but to become Russell Greer

Lol, what a faggot

Why does this worms-in-brain idiot think he'd need a law license to file frivolous pro se lolsuits? Literal retardation.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Mama Celeste and Bob must have cut off the litigation faucet. Poor Nitrous Nicky resorting to being a vexatious litigant on his own license, assuming the bar of Minnesota is dumb enough to allow him to practice law again.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

False. Hitler loved his dog.

Wealthy media industry pioneer turned degenerate known for having odd fetishes, participating in lavish BBC parties, making friends with many people who like em young, and beating women.
Nick is Lawtube Diddy.

 

[PrestonHolt]

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"I ignore and forgive a lot" NIgger, you only ignore your hungry kids, and you only forgive yourself, KYS nick