"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST be the leader of our gay Internet movement!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST be my Internet friend!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST do a video on JF and otherwise be my personal army!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST help us save the west by getting Trump to tweet #GaymerGayte. Trust the 20-year-plan!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST validate ALL my opinions that I got from Daddy Josh!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST hate anime and VTubers, because you having different opinions from Daddy Josh makes me go big sad!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST shit on VTuber fans for being parasocial speds, but don't make fun of the parasocial relationship I have with you and Daddy Josh!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST participate in whatever e-jihad I'm part of and take the Internet super cereal instead of having fun!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST give me the validation my real Dad never gave me!"
"Please Daddy Jim, you MUST do as I say or else I'm not saying or a groomer/paedo/paedo-enabler, but I'm saying you're a groomer/paedo/paedo-enabler!"
That shit's been going on for a decade as I'm writing this and people still haven't learned. And at this point it's safe to say they never will.