2025 Israel vs Iran War

[HairyBadger]

Iran just surrendered. Thought that would happen with the USA allowing Iran to fire off a few unarmed bottle rockets to save face.

Not a regime change but basically an end to their nuclear program.

Got a verifiable news outlet for that?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Axis of Retardation Telegram accounts are denying this ceasefire:

We'll see in a few hours if it's real or not.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What's even the point of this regime anymore if they give up like this.

What the fuck.

Their bluff was called and they knew the choice was fold or lose all their chips. They folded. Folded like a chair wielded by Hulk Hogan and bashed over Vince McMahons back.

 

[Burnt Fish]

What's even the point of this regime anymore if they give up like this.

What the fuck.

This is ancient Persian tradition.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Alright guys, is the ceasefire going to hold or is Netanyahu going to try to humiliate Trump by continuing strikes through the week?

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Spoiler: M

the Jews will probably fuck this up

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

IAF fighters flying over Zanjan towards Tehran. It seems the Ghost of Tehran has a chance to add more F-35s to his kill count.

 

[Hatter]

No fucking way it ends like this after everything.

 

[draggs]

Trump lets the kids fight until they distract him from watching the Gorilla Channel then it's a timeout

 

[HairyBadger]

Their bluff was called and they knew the choice was fold or lose all their chips. They folded. Folded like a chair wielded by Hulk Hogan and bashed over Vince McMahons back.

I think the b-2's may have had something to do with that.

 

[Pimp C]

So all that happened was a small hole was put in a mountain, a bunch of dead muzzies and a lot less kikes? I'm not buying it. Watch this space.

 

[obsdj]

Axis of Retardation Telegram accounts are denying this ceasefire:
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We'll see in a few hours if it's real or not.

LOL, they're posting CNN screenshots in the Telegram and calling it breaking news.

 

[babyDunk]

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This rat....

Lol all it took was 1 missile to get the Americans to call Israel off. Trump is such a fucking pussy.

You have to be delusional, to leave this saying drumf is the pussy.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

We did it Patrick! We stopped a nuclear Iran!

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

LOL, they're posting CNN screenshots in the Telegram and calling it breaking news.

Give poor MES a break, his nation just got assraped by the Zionist Entity and the Great Satan. Mediterranean Man is going to be making fun of him for years after this.

This ceasefire might not be real:

No one in the Iranian media knows what's going on but Qatar helped negotiate the deal.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Spoiler: M

the Jews will probably fuck this up

Maybe, but this will be a pretty big W for the God Emperor if this actually goes through.

 

[HairyBadger]

So all that happened was a small hole was put in a mountain, a bunch of dead muzzies and a lot less kikes? I'm not buying it. Watch this space.

That small hole destroyed the Iranian Nuclear Weapons Program for a year.

 

[Harm]

As expected, the Jews win again. Our celebratory dancing will be imminent. Watch this space.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Would you fuck with a country that took out your nuclear sites, in only a day, despite being on the other side of the world? Lolberts, not even once. Peace through strength.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Trump Announced a Ceasefire between Iran and Israel
Nothing Ever Happens
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PEACE AND SECURITAUH!