Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick wants to humiliate Aaron. He’s been stewing on this for about a week

He's going to go full autist in court and demand Aaron be registered as a sex offender.

I highly doubt the judge is going to go off the rails on the plea deal, its a single photo from a lady actively involved in swinging with a history of sending racy images publicly that ONE person saw. Its honestly already embarassing he got fined at all.

If the prosecutor/etc thought there was any kind of actual case, they wouldn't have picked a token $50 fine as the plea deal.

Nick's gonna make a big spectacle of himself and look retarded though, so that will be fun. I wonder if Aaron's lawyer could somehow prevent Nick from appearing considering the history of public threats and history of hate watching Aaron's stream while openly hating him.

 

[AnOminous]

He only has about 5 weeks to perform 2 weeks of community service. I don't see him doing it, do you? He'll try some stupid crackbrain shit to avoid. More content for us!

The written order mentions such a deadline nowhere.

 

[Fapcop]

1: HOPE NICK DIES FR FR
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10: NO! DONT DIE NICK, THE LULZ WILL STOP!!


Personally I’m swinging back and forth between 3 and 6. How about you guys?

 

[Christopher]

I can’t wait for the “random passer by who happens to be an STMS fan” to recognize Melton and publicly humiliate him without even trying.

Random - "Hey aren't you that pedophile?"
Melton - "My name's not Patrick Melton"

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Nick's gonna make a big spectacle of himself and look retarded though, so that will be fun. I wonder if Aaron's lawyer could somehow prevent Nick from appearing considering the history of public threats and history of hate watching Aaron's stream while openly hating him.

The best twist is to allow Nick to be the only guest in the courtroom, let him witness the culmination of his master plan, alone, without his pedo backer(s) to do the in-court sperging and interference for him. He'll observe, object and obfuscate himself into a contempt charge.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick's Doom Loop:

1. Wake from stupor and hit head with fist
2. Read alog xeets from randoms
3. Seethe using barely disguised cope jokes
4. Insinuate vague threats against Aaron
5. Huff gas and continue seething
5. Catch every second of ex-bf's broadcast
7. Ignore family as much as possible
8. Infest Mapton and related losers' chats
9. Call it a job done and day well utilized
10. Pass out in a haze of stimulants and depressants
11. Wake up from stupor and hit head...

Fixed @Happy Little War Painter

 

[thebigdream]

1: HOPE NICK DIES FR FR
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10: NO! DONT DIE NICK, THE LULZ WILL STOP!!


Personally I’m swinging back and forth between 3 and 6. How about you guys?

The Buddha taught his followers to take the 'middle way' between extremes, so in light of his wisdom I choose 5: "Give me lulz until your children are old enough to escape, then kill yourself fr fr, preferably with a suicide note that absolves them of guilt and pins the blame squarely on your overwhelming faggotry."

 

[Swole McPole]

so what's aaron's fine going to be? 2 whole KNUs?

I think more. I'm guessing about 7 KNU.

Aaron's mistake was taking April to visit Loch Ness. When they got there, the two of them were soaking in a Loch Ness hot tub. While they were in there, the Loch Ness monster came along and suggested that Aaron and April might want to try having some sex with the monster and his wife.

After they'd finished, the Loch Ness monster said that they'd all had a good time. Molly had been dropped, cocaine had been snorted, goo had been eaten. But now he found himself somewhat short of cash. So the monster asked Aaron if maybe he couldn't let him hold a few dollars just to tide him over.

"Sure, I can do that. How much do you need?" asked Aaron.

"Um, I need about t'ree fiddy" said the Loch Ness monster.

"I'm not giving you no t'ree fiddy", said Aaron. "April. don't be giving this monster no t'ree fiddy. Don't give him anything at all."

"I gave him a dollar", said April.

Well, the Loch Ness monster plied April with cocaine and molly. He subjected her to the perils of the balldo. And he used his wife, Mrs Loch Ness Monster to seduce Aaron by showing her his tits, hoping that one day, he'd slip up. And one day, he did. Poor Aaron found himself in court. Mrs Loch Ness Monster went on and on about how her privacy had been violated, and her naked udders had been displayed to a lone Scotsman wandering the shores of Loch Ness.

"What do you think would be an appropriate sum of compensation for this gross violation of your privacy rights?" the judge asked Mrs Loch Ness Monster.

"I needs about t'ree fiddy..." she replied.

"Can somebody translate that into Kandiyohi currency?" asked the judge.

"She needs about 7 KNU" replied the prosecution.

"And the defendent has to eat t'ree fiddy millilitres of my goo", shouted the Loch Ness Monster. "Because I'm the real victim here. Let's not lose sight of that. I've lost the best bull I ever had."

Death penalty for all parties, ruled the judge.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Any chance we could get a legal kiwi to sit in the stands at Aaron’s sentencing?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The written order mentions such a deadline nowhere.

Does anywhere actually mention that Nick needs to work? I know everyone jokes his streaming counts, but I honestly dont know if working is a condition of his probation. Seems not to be.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Nick's Doom Loop:

1. Wake from stupor and hit head with fist
2. Read alog xeets from randoms
3. Seethe using barely disguised cope jokes
4. Insinuate vague threats against Aaron
5. Huff gas and continue seething
6. Ignore family as much as possible
7. Infest Mapton and related losers' chats
8. Call it a job done and day well utilized
9. Pass out in a haze of stimulants and depressants
10. Wake up from stupor and hit head...

You forgot watching STMS from start to finish.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I honestly dont know if working is a condition of his probation.

His PO is taking an extremely hands-off approach. Nick could show up on-screen with cocaine on his nose and there would be zero consequences at this point.

 

[Oxyjen]

His PO is taking an extremely hands-off approach. Nick could show up on-screen with cocaine on his nose and there would be zero consequences at this point.

Sheeit, it like hamsterdam up in here

 

[Gorton Colu]

Its not impossible that Nick's PO wants what is best for Nick, his discontinued existence. Jail can only help Nick. Easier to melt his brain on the outside.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'd be surprised if he maintains his enthusiasm for lawfare after he eventually loses to Monty.

Nick was never enthusiastic about lawfare. He's enthusiastic about revenge fantasies. Even his broken mind can't produce scenarios in which he outsmarts or physically overpowers his enemies so lawfare is the only way to play those fantasies in his head.

 

[Stiffy]

Question. Isn't Melton like 6'7 and about 400 lbs?
Is he like one of those big obese faggots that have to pay for two seats on a plane to travel?
There's already Meltonites in his discord trying to coach him on how to video Aaron's sentencing hearing and not get caught. MAPton thrown in a Stearns County jail and sodomized would be peak kino.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If we have any Kiwis attending, keep yourself exceptionally unremarkable.
This is Nick's moment of theatre, and its rude to interrupt the play.

There's already Meltonites in his discord trying to coach him on how to video Aaron's sentencing hearing and not get caught. MAPton thrown in a Stearns County jail and sodomized would be peak kino.

This would be completely retarded and easily traceable back to Melton. Every fucking video request has been flat out denied in every single related case.
I'm not full-on Zoo-spiracy tier, but its clearly in the local judiciary's interest to keep e-drama out of the courthouse.

 

[johnnynoname]

I don't know the specifics of aaron's deal, or any of that but if THE QUEEN!! is in his vicinity, and he, as a dad who had a pedo talk shit about his kid, should take a swing at him

 

[SaltyFanta]

>Start streaming career making fun of Greer
>End streaming career becoming Greer
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the ifunny mark stays on

He's already living out a fantasy of being a lawyer, and is creepy and sexually inappropriate. That nitrous just would just need to give his face some (un)lucky nerve damage and he'd be the full Greer.

 

[JamFlowMan]

You forgot watching STMS from start to finish.

Well nobody could keep their sobriety doing that