DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I regret wanting Phil to bring back DSP Tries It! It was his only relatively decent content, and he just turned it into watching a fat dude eat uncomfortably and beg endlessly for the privilege.

what do you mean? watching him eat fast food pizza and gush about how its acktually just like in the old country and he knows about this stuff, while complaining it doesnt have enough mahzarella on it, is comedy gold

 

[Ardath]

Dudes been stuck on puzzles for like 40 mins, and cant even understand the guide he looked up.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Dudes been stuck on puzzles for like 40 mins, and cant even understand the guide he looked up.

Back to back days of insane ranting and gameplay is just him stuck on easy puzzles staring at chat and guides. This shit is pure kino lmao.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is STILL mad about people pointing out his mispronouncing of "accessory". You have to wonder if we get free utilities while living in his head.

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And speaking of living rent free, he's now bitching and ranting about Justin Wong, Ricky Ortiz, and other FGC players for having the time to go to every fighting game tournament and play more than he did. He also calls them all nepo babies.

Remember how he said that he wanted nothing to do with the FGC?

Don't forget, he doesn't stick his nose in other people's business, doesn't do drama, and stays in his lane not bothering anyone.

Whoever theorized that Phail intentionally mispronounced accessory to avoid the "ACK" sound was spot on.

This bloated, gout-ridden manchild thinks about detractors 24/7. No wonder his mental state is in the toilet.

That's a lie because of his frequent use of 'ACKtually' and 'fACKtually'

Phil had a business degree, he could've easily held down some accounting, CPA, or basic tax preparer job and did games on the side.

He couldn't even keep an actual nepo job.

I’m sure that’s part of it. Strangely, a couple days ago I remember him saying something along the lines of “I have gout, which is a blood disease”. Found it interesting he still used “gout” first in that instance. DSP is a special kind of sperg so I shouldn’t assume any usual rules of internal logic consistently apply lol.

Not a Blood Disease:
Gout is not considered a blood disease because the problem isn't primarily with the blood itself, but rather with the way the body handles uric acid and the resulting crystal formation in the joints

 

[Pargon]

Gout is not considered a blood disease because the problem isn't primarily with the blood itself, but rather with the way the body handles uric acid and the resulting crystal formation in the joints

If Phil had an actual blood disease it would be

Spoiler: hehe

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[johnkimble123]

DSP has no interest in music, movies, TV, games, books, art, travel, any long term goal of any kind, learning anything new, or really any hobby. He's passionless and it just makes him seem so inhuman. His react content was the worst shit ever, but it was great at illustrating that DSP does not know anything about anything and also has no interest in learning. It's hard to imagine too many people out there like Phil who just have absolutely nothing to latch onto. Even the smallest thing you like or hope to achieve someday is something DSP just doesn't have. It's part of what makes him so alien to me.

To be honest I can't remember if I ever heard Phil say "I like this sport" or "I like this music". Sure he likes Wrestling but come on that's not a real sport.

I wish I was kidding, but Phil recently bragged about not being in some "insane fandom blindly defending something", which basically confirms he has no passion for anything. Even if you don't have a lot of favorites, there should still be things or causes or something you're passion about, so much so you'd defend it from "detractors" so to speak.

The fact that he brags about not having this is wild. Fuck, I'm usually the type of person who never can pick favorites for things, but if you insulted a TV show I enjoyed, I'd debate you about it at least. That really shouldn't be a brag.

 

[Burl McMillan]

To be honest I can't remember if I ever heard Phil say "I like this sport" or "I like this music". Sure he likes Wrestling but come on that's not a real sport.

Wrestling: he also doesn't even have any opinions of his own even during smark guys. It's always some derivative of "yeah I don't know what they were thinking" or "yeah that was good" style phrases depending on what PPP said. If you took a random selection of 10 average wrestling fans, you'd get a bunch of differing opinions about how they handled the Cena heel-turn, R-truth getting fired/rehired, the Usos etc. Phil will give you a 10 minute roundabout babble that ultimately avoids giving an answer.

Music: I really don't think Phil is capable of enjoying music. When he goes clown mode and "vibes" to some in game music I think he's once again just doing the alien simulating human behavior he knows is appropriate. I doubt from a conceptual level he's able to appreciate the idea of how music can complement media like games or movies. He once said that he puts on retro BGM during car rides, which is basically some shit that the writers of The Big Bang Theory would come up with to show how much of a real gamer a character is. No, I think Phil drives in silence, no music, no radio, no podcasts, just a complete NPC in a cutscene to his next destination.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wrestling: he also doesn't even have any opinions of his own even during smark guys. It's always some derivative of "yeah I don't know what they were thinking" or "yeah that was good" style phrases depending on what PPP said. If you took a random selection of 10 average wrestling fans, you'd get a bunch of differing opinions about how they handled the Cena heel-turn, R-truth getting fired/rehired, the Usos etc. Phil will give you a 10 minute roundabout babble that ultimately avoids giving an answer.

Phil isn't even a wrestling fan, let alone a smark. Even casual normies around Phil's age watched wrestling when it was socially acceptable in the 90s-early 2000s. Phil didn't. The only period he followed was around 2010 probably because John Rambo did and OMG CM Punk is just like me!!!!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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Look at that fucking double chin lmao. Fat faggot.

Reminder to all the dents giving him money: This fat faggot is setting your money on fire and doesn’t care about you. BUT PLEASE, give him more, you are all pathetic and deserve even less than Phil because you have found a way to be more pitiful than a failed YouTuber begging for money 6 days a week for the rest of his life.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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When he has his eventual stroke and/or heart attack and has to lay in a hospital bed as the nurses explain to him that his insurance (if he has any) won't pay and everything will be out of pocket he should be forced to listen to this video on a never ending loop.

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

Phil isn't even a wrestling fan, let alone a smark. Even casual normies around Phil's age watched wrestling when it was socially acceptable in the 90s-early 2000s. Phil didn't. The only period he followed was around 2010 probably because John Rambo did and OMG CM Punk is just like me!!!!

Wrestling has always been retarded but Phil thought it was real in the 80s. Then did not watch the only time, every boy in their teens thought it was cool. And then started watching in College to have something to talk to Rambo about. I am Phils age I watched until freshmen year in college and thought this is dumb. That's when Phil started watching again.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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fake tough guy phil is my favorite.
"im nobodys bitch!" except every single time he's confronted in real life he runs and hides.
hey phil remember when your neighbor yelled at you to shut up and you got quiet like a BITCH?
remember that time someone was going to kick your fat ass at a tournament so you ran into the bathroom and hid for hours like a BITCH?
idk man, sounds like you're a BITCH to a lot of people. bitch

 

[Benchod]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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The usual fake tough guy talk. We know he's a crying little pussy.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Watching Phil struggle to solve a puzzle so he has to look up the answer, but since he's too retarded to follow basic instructions, his conclusion is "the answers are wrong". Literally nothing is ever his fault.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

Internet tough guy Phil at it again. I wish Kick would spam it just to have Phil try to explain how he would actually be a tough guy IRL and not cry like that time Jaha wanted to kick his ass.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I regret wanting Phil to bring back DSP Tries It! It was his only relatively decent content, and he just turned it into watching a fat dude eat uncomfortably and beg endlessly for the privilege.

Imagine if he brought back Cooking with the King. "Alright everybody we only need $30 and i'll add the next ingredient."

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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In case anyone is curious what would happen if you isolated a narcissist for 15 years and only exposed him to impressionable dents. It’s honestly pretty difficult to think of someone as nasty as Phil who isn’t playing a character.

Because THIS isn’t a fucking character. Phil sucks ass at everything he does so you could definitely see if he was pretending.

 

[neger psykolog]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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Aww shit nigga we finna channeling fucking Zordon from da Power Rangers!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just want to mention to that apparently Buckwell was the one that told Phil to buy the DLC for Truck Sim. Buckwell is a dentractor. Saw him in Steve Cambian's chat a week or 2 ago bragging about how he gives Phil money since Phil gives the detractors content. Think his youtube name is Sam Buckwell

 

[EmpGulcasa]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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I truly loathe him.