Yet "Something" turns out to be just fireworks.
Iran is absolutely pathetic, this is Iraq after Feburary 25th 1991.
1991 nothing, This is practically Iraq after April 9th 2023.
What no I was told all about the multipolar world and how BRICS will stand up to Americunt Gobal Hegemony! I was told China was a new superpower! You can't just fail to help current regime while getting excited for doing business with next regime! MY COPE!
Babylon Bee continues to be the superior Onion
They are literally never going to be able to get over how kino and impressive both the branding and execution of "Operation Midnight Hammer" was.
Imagine being on the receiving end of that tea-bagging. The Three Gorges Dam wet its cracks a little at the thought.
Midnight Hammer is everything a cool operation needs to be. Awesome name, sweet badge, BTFO sandniggers, destroyed nuclear facilities, F-18s F-22s F-35s B-2s MOPs all the coolest toys out front and center, over in 30 minutes.
The only thing missing is some Delta Operators planting a "Your Tax Dollars At Work" sign ontop of Mt. BTFO
Here's the funny part, they are wondering for real. Islam is falling apart in Iran.
Yes and no.
SHIA ISLAM, as an expansionist ideology, is collapsing. Islam however isn't.
I can't really make a good comparison, but Imagine if General Franco had turned Othodox and bringing Orthodoxy to the world and forcing the Catholic apostates to repent and convert or be exterminated a huge plank of the legitimacy of his rule.
When you get to the end of the rule when he's deeply unpopular, the economy is stagnating, you would have a lot of people leaving the Spanish Orthodox church because they don't care about killing protestants, forcibly converting catholics, and suborning the other Orthodox Patriarchs. They just want to have a good quality of living ,but it also doesn't mean they stop being Christian. Once franco is gone, they will return to a church of some sort.
Same with Islam in Iran; they just don't like the state-appointed "you must die for the ayatollah it is your duty to martyr yourself for Shia Islam" clerics vs any dislike of their pedoprophet.
WTF NICK PROMISED ME $100 A BARREL
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Trump was a genius doing this Saturday afternoon. No time for market jitters.
BTW between my collecting on the All In Nothing-happeners and what my Burger Suit futures have done.... lets just say I won't be hurting for internet points any time soon.
Yeah. I’m starting to get the distinct feeling that other countries are starting to smell blood in the water and are licking their lips. The U.S. might not have to do anything here other than sit back and laugh.
This was always the plan.
Should've known better, Iran is the biggest ally to the Tranny community.
LEgitimately. Their reponse to homosexuals is to forcibly troon them out. The first Ayatollah got turned into a drag queen bussy chaser.
They have enough highly enriched uranium for roughy 4 bombs and more 60% enriched uranium, but the tiny hats reportedly know where it is. With all the command and communication chaos, its highly unlikely they could pull enough resources together to build it without anyone noticing, if at all.
Even if they did, they know if they build a bomb, let alone demonstrated one they are done. No one will help them.
and god forbid they use one.
Mossad is bullying IRGC commanders to quit their jobs and make call-out videos against the regime:
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DO NOT REDEEM MY FAMILY SAAR
You better watch out, Gulf nations! Next time we'll use our REAL rockets and you'll never know peace unless you kick out the Great Satan and ally with us!
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God the fucking cope.
With how ruthless Lockheed-Martin has been in the past I wouldn't be shocked if they convinced Iran to start lobbing rockets all over the Middle East as an advertisement for their THAAD systems.
Lockheed martin begging Iran to launch some more.
Here's a video of one of those calls:
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The Mossad agent calls the Iranian general saying he's from a country that had recently sent senior Iranian officials to hell.
The Mossad agent then threatened the Iranian general's life, saying he has "12 hours to escape with his wife and child," otherwise he will be targeted. The Mossad operative threatened to kill him, his wife and child.
The Iranian general responds by saying what must he do. Mossad demands a video in which the Iranian general publicly criticizes the Iranian government.
The Mossad operative ends with saying his call was a "proposal to save your wife and child".
That was fun chat. If I get 10 more subs I'll call the next general on the list.
isn't it a war crime to specifically target civs?
Yes. But Mossad isn't a military organization.
But really what they're threatening is that they'll blow him up while ensuring his wife and child are collateral damage.
i'm not even sure if laws of war apply to glowies tbh, what they're doing isn't really warfare
but it's a moot point anyway cause glowies tend to disregard all laws, national and international alike
Glows are unlawful combatants and may be shot on spot
Spies are treated even worse than "unlawful combatants" as unlawful combatants, while not covered by the GC, are still be covered by laws as if they are civilians (that is, even with a UC if they surrender [and its not thought to be a ruse] a GC signatory is supposed to accept their surrender. They enjoy no protections afforded to uniformed soldiers - UCs can be charged with murder, thrown into solitary confinement, etc - but cannot be summarily executed
unless the civil code permits this [see: Germany with the French resistance and occupied france being under martial law] and even if it does, its looked at very harshly.)
Glowies; Spies, that is foreign nationals engaged in the service of or advancing the interests of another nation, are offered absolutely zero protections not even the ones afforded to civilians and may be summarily executed without trial and the GC basically just says "lol. Fuck around find out".
But usually that's not the fate of Spies, as they are useful bargaining chips in diplomacy. One can argue the GC accounted for that.
Far as I know not one Israeli or US aircraft was shot down.
Point of order: No MANNED US or IDF aircraft was shot down. Iraq got some IDF drones and made a huge stink about it.
Do I even have to say it?
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Are you really going all in AGAIN after Midnight Hammer dropped?
The TLDR is that Israel is a welfare state that has high taxes and that they want to encourage public transportation
Jesus not even other jews can escape being jewed onto the bus with the niggers. It is a jew trap.
desperately try and recreate the effortless cool that Obama and his team had back then,
"effortless cool"
Obama looks like a mad husband in the cuck chair at a swinger party who just wants to go get a nap.
I want an apology from every one of you who reacted 'Optimistic' to my post.
TBF I lot of posts I rate optimistic because I think its optimistic it will stop there.
