Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.2%

  • Total voters
    301
Any chance we could get a legal kiwi to sit in the stands at Aaron’s sentencing?
I hope so. But if someone is attending, don’t announce your plans. Give no reason for anyone to suspect a 'farmer is present. Blend in as if you were part of the court staff.
Also, Useful_Mistake is looking to buy a transcript and mentioned the last one cost $160. Send them a DM if you’re able to contribute.
 
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Does Aaron get to explain to the court when he makes his plea that he’s very sorry he shared the photo with another person; that he didn’t mean it maliciously and at the time he had the reasonable belief it couldnt be harmful due to the fact she was a publicly documented polyamorous exhibitionist who posed nude for him to photograph, and she freely shared photos of herself in multiple different group chats in the past. Again he is sorry for any harm caused and now understands that even if someone regularly shares nude photos of themselves to strangers on the internet it doesn’t mean he gets to decide to share it with a singular extra person.
 
Does Aaron get to explain to the court when he makes his plea that he’s very sorry he shared the photo with another person; that he didn’t mean it maliciously and at the time he had the reasonable belief it couldnt be harmful due to the fact she was a publicly documented polyamorous exhibitionist who posed nude for him to photograph, and she freely shared photos of herself in multiple different group chats in the past. Again he is sorry for any harm caused and now understands that even if someone regularly shares nude photos of themselves to strangers on the internet it doesn’t mean he gets to decide to share it with a singular extra person.

One would assume this already factored into the $50 plea, but I don't really know why they're bothering with the victim statement anyways since its already an agreed plea.

But if Kayla gets to give a statement, he should too? It might backfire depending on how well she does crocodile tears (not well, I assume). A zombie crack whore and her disheveled skeleton husband probably don't make a great case.
 
This is is a threat. Aaron, stop looking at the lake from your parent's lake home whilst thinking about God or love or life or whatever. You can do that LATER. You better be armed and ready for battle on Wednesday. Rekieta may be an injured soldier but he's going to battle on Wednesday and is (apparently) filing a civil suit against you on the heels of it. This is not a subtle message.

FOCUS - file a civil suit right back, at the very least.
Assuming Nick files suit on Wednesday if the case against Aaron is complete, who is the lawyer? Can't be Nick. Randazza is the wrong choice, and expensive. Would it be someone from the "Barneswalker" office?

Will these cases be sealed since they are in MN, and deal with delicate subjectmatter? Will transcripts be available?
Aaron better start preparing for this, the sooner the better. If not a civil suit, how about getting a restraining order in place - get the paperwork started before Wednesday. Wouldnt that make it so Kayla would have to face Aaron in court without Nick? Or is there something about courthouses that gets around restraining orders like holy ground for the highlander?

Something else that would have been great but is probably too late - a better letter of support for the hearing on Wednesday. Most people can get their mom to write one. What Aaron needs is a letter from someone special. Someone who is loved and respected, an upstanding member of their local community who puts in the work to make the small town a better place. Thats right - I am talking about... Dan Sletta. He could talk about how much Aaron tried to save Kayla, how he has grown so much in the past year, etc... dream on, I know. C'mon, it would be hilarious.
 
Assuming Nick files suit on Wednesday if the case against Aaron is complete, who is the lawyer? Can't be Nick. Randazza is the wrong choice, and expensive. Would it be someone from the "Barneswalker" office?

Will these cases be sealed since they are in MN, and deal with delicate subjectmatter? Will transcripts be available?
Aaron better start preparing for this, the sooner the better. If not a civil suit, how about getting a restraining order in place - get the paperwork started before Wednesday. Wouldnt that make it so Kayla would have to face Aaron in court without Nick? Or is there something about courthouses that gets around restraining orders like holy ground for the highlander?

Something else that would have been great but is probably too late - a better letter of support for the hearing on Wednesday. Most people can get their mom to write one. What Aaron needs is a letter from someone special. Someone who is loved and respected, an upstanding member of their local community who puts in the work to make the small town a better place. Thats right - I am talking about... Dan Sletta. He could talk about how much Aaron tried to save Kayla, how he has grown so much in the past year, etc... dream on, I know. C'mon, it would be hilarious.
Here’s what I’m a little iffy on.
If Nick’s plan is to file a civil suit, wouldn’t he need to formally serve the papers? Couldn’t Aaron just have security to keep anyone from Nick’s side away from him, and thus prevent any serving?
 
Here’s what I’m a little iffy on.
If Nick’s plan is to file a civil suit, wouldn’t he need to formally serve the papers? Couldn’t Aaron just have security to keep anyone from Nick’s side away from him, and thus prevent any serving?
He'll just send a process server to his house. Its pretty unavoidable unless Aaron skips town without his kids.
 
He'll just send a process server to his house. Its pretty unavoidable unless Aaron skips town without his kids.
Thing is, Rekieta or even his mommy don't have infinity money. Sure they have a lot of money compared to some or most people but not infinity money. And Rekieta really wastes cash. Including on law suits. And the law suits themselves always have one or more wild card elements from what I have seen, in the sense of unforeseen terrible consequences for Rekieta.
 
How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏

Aaron will say its because he's a public figure, which is a retarded justification to not have to turn the gravy train off.

It would obviously be healthiest for both of them to stop talking about each other, but neither really wants to. Aaron because its Content and Nick because he's a weirdo narc bastard.
 
Here’s what I’m a little iffy on.
If Nick’s plan is to file a civil suit, wouldn’t he need to formally serve the papers? Couldn’t Aaron just have security to keep anyone from Nick’s side away from him, and thus prevent any serving?
The court sends them, nobody from Nick or whatever lawyer he's hiring.
 
How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏
Restraining orders are somewhat difficult to get even with valid harassment claims
 
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Thats right - I am talking about... Dan Sletta.
Love this. Can we manifest it?

I'm also loving today's fanfic ITT that Judge Jennifer Fischer has filed an ethics complaint.

NEITHER are outside of the realm of realistic possibility. That's how utterly absurd Rekieta has become.

(As for the ethics complaint, it seems to be associated with the nanny if one traces the bread crumbs from @RaptInPlastic. Fascinating, but I doubt it has much to do with Aaron's sentencing on Wednesday unless I'm missing something.)
 
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Aaron will say its because he's a public figure, which is a retarded justification to not have to turn the gravy train off.

It would obviously be healthiest for both of them to stop talking about each other, but neither really wants to. Aaron because its Content and Nick because he's a weirdo narc bastard.
What i don't understand is why they havent just gotten on a podcast together and let the cards fall where they may for my entertainment. Its not like either of them has much to lose.
 
What i don't understand is why they havent just gotten on a podcast together and let the cards fall where they may for my entertainment. Its not like either of them has much to lose.
I wouldn't put it past Nick to confess his undying love to Aaron and in the next breath promise to kill him.

I wouldn't want to deal with that personally.
 
I eagerly await Jesse PS's evisceration of a fat greasy pedophile on Podawful tonight. Pretty sure Jesse despises Nick and MAPton.
I'm sorry but someone who writes, and performs a song about young children raping each other is a sick fuck.
There's no Lolz "but it's just comedy" defense to something like that. Melton still keeps The Matador song up on Soundcloud under his alt name Wilbur. He refuses to disavow it.
 
I hope some crazy STMS fan that Aaron was nice to once shows up and shoots Melton right in his giant head.
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Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Obese pedophile comedian Patrick Melton is now en route to Minnesota, being invited by Nick to make content out of Nick's whore wife's revenge porn case, something so traumatic she will apparently be breaking down crying.

The only reason I can imagine that Nick made Mama K and TikiBarman into blood enemies for also attending his trial is they made the mistake of not being a danger to Nick's kids, something Melton and Nick have something in common (though for different reasons)

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Nick responds to the obvious incongruence the only way he knows how:

Being gay and flirting with Melton
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