2025 Israel vs Iran War

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Only in Israel is the Fiance Minister on the narrow security cabinet, thats like if the chairmen of the FED was in the XCOM meetings
 
Why can't Iranians record bombing kino? Israeli videos were fucking awesome showing missiles slamming into buildings and exoatmospheric interceptions while almost every video out of Iran looks like this:


Seriously, what is this? Thunder? Fucks sake.

Axis of Retardation update:
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Reports of 2 drones targeted Camp Victory, western Baghdad.


Americans being bombed?
*George W. Bush is called away from the finishing touches on his 6 gorillionth scottish terrier painting*

"Mr. President, Trump has announced a ceasefire"

"Awww hell fuckin nah nigger"

*Bush rails a huge fucking gagger up each nostril*

"Get me the Iraq phone. ... Hello? Hamidawi? Wassup my nigga. You seen this bullshit? Yeah, send a drone or two at Camp Taji. Thanks bro!"

*Bush hangs up*

"I knew invading Iraq was gonna pay off someday"
 
A source told France 24 English that if Israeli strikes continue past 3:30 p.m. Tel Aviv time — just 26 minutes away — Iran will consider the ceasefire null and void.
Completely buckbroken. Mister Israel, sir, you can can keep whooping my ass until 3:30 but that’s it! President Trump promised no more beatings after that.
 
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