Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.5%

  • Total voters
    356
Even a demon-possessed child-abusing cuck who worships the Devil and blasphemes Jesus can quote Scripture.
I'm not a religious man, but google says that it's a quote from King David, because of course it is

I'm sure that God is helping Nick get back at Aaron for the crime of being honest about what Nick was up to and sharing a photo he took that Nick's whore wife posed for, someone that's shared multiple nudes and mentioned how sue loves showing off, with 1 person

Nick's definitely stable and not spiraling rapidly into madness
 
Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
It’s giving Marshall Casterson.

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Nick truly is every cow.
 
It’s giving Marshall Casterson. Nick truly is every cow.
Imprecatory prayers are basically sorcery with the added insult to God of claiming you can invoke God to smite your enemies.

They have a tendency to backfire, as one Marshall Casterson and his entire family found to their chagrin.
 
Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Nick is quoting a Psalm about humility and selfless service to God as if it’s about him. His utter ignorance is astounding and seemingly bottomless.

I grabbed my book of Psalms that has great commentaries on exactly what each one is about. Nick has no clue.

(Tzaddik means righteous person.)

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Nick Rekieta isn’t fit to lick King David’s sandals clean. (And Nick the cuck would probably get off on doing so.)
 
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I grabbed my book of Psalms that has great commentaries on exactly what each one is about. Nick has no clue.
So he's basically like Jules in Pulp Fiction, citing a scriptural verse that doesn't mean anything close to what he says just because it sounds menacing.

Now, if I wanted to sound like a menacing lunatic I'd be quoting the KJV Book of Revelation because every other verse in that sounds like an irl schizopost Rorschach would yell at you before dunking your head in a deep fryer.
 
So he's basically like Jules in Pulp Fiction, citing a scriptural verse that doesn't mean anything close to what he says just because it sounds menacing.
It’s worse. Nick is projecting his own complete degeneracy, utter dishonesty, indulgence in child abuse, love of bringing other sexual partners into his marriage, and unceasing slavish devotion to his own ego onto one of the greatest men who ever lived.

The delusion is so off the charts that the charts aren’t even in the same solar system.
 
I'm overwhelmed by the sheer number of legal cases that Balldo is involved in so I created a list of them. Following this thread is almost a full time job. Any additions and/or corrections are welcome.


Completed cases

CPS case where the children were removed for several months. The children have subsequently been returned to the Rekieta household.

Choke-slamming one of the children in a chiropractor's office. Balldo admitted to this in advance of Gabe Hoffman’s appearance on Keanu Thompson’s stream. Balldo claims that this case has been completed.

The revenge porn criminal case against Aaron Imholte being settled for 1 KNU (50 dollars). Aaron has a hearing on June 25. (Case completed or ongoing?)


Ongoing cases

The drugs trial where he is on probation for another 4 years and 10 months. Balldo has made extremely serious allegations about the law enforcement officers involved in the case and questioned the propriety of the drug testing system.
State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

The ongoing defamation case against (lower case a) Montagraph that had been due to be tried in December 2025 but has been postponed. Steve Quest (p/k/a Montagraph) vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023).

Hardin and another law firm against Kandiyohi County about releasing the bodycam footage. 34-CV-25-364. The Plaintiff is Matthew Hardin and NOT the KiwiFarms. Balldo is not directly involved in this case but appears to be trying to intervene.

Matthew Hardin is involved in these two cases.

The lawyer ethics complaint. Balldo has stated that he has already had multiple ethics complaints that have been deal with. (Did he mention 45 complaints?). Balldo states that the complaint was made by a KF user and that he has their dox.

There are several (4?) driving penalty tickets that Balldo has not paid. He seems to be able to get away with this.



Cases that Balldo is threatening. Balldo goes on threatening everyone, but these appear to be serious threats.

Threatening a civil suit against Aaron Imholte over the revenge porn. Aaron has already admitted guilt for this. He appears to be threatening Aaron to launch the suit on June 25th at Aaron’s hearing.

Threatening a case against Kandiyohi County for ???? He is asking for 6000 dollars for something? Is this related to Mama K and Tiki Man 2 viewing the bodycam footage in the courthouse?



Potential cases against Nick

The computer hacking case where Nick (and Melton) accessed Aaron Imholte's email and other accounts for several months.

He blatantly defamed his former nanny saying that she bribed the children to drink monster energy drinks and implied that she gave the children alcohol.

He is claiming to be a lawyer while his law license has been suspended for not completing ongoing educational training courses.



A list of other cases that Balldo was involved in and failed to appear.

One of the Defendants, Nicholas Rekieta, appears to have failed to appear in this Court on at least 5 other occasions in recent years, such that this is a recurring pattern. Specifically, a review of the Kandiyohi District Court's dockets reveal that Mr. Rekieta failed to appear on his own behalf in the following cases:

a. State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Case No. 73-VB-24-3399.

b. State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Case No. 73-VB-24-3114.

c. State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Case No. 34-VB-24-522.

d. State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Case No. 34-VB-23-781.

Balldo failed to appear for a Zoom hearing for Ape.

State of Minnesota v. April Imholte, Case No. 73-VB-24-538.
 

In 2022 Nick went on a graphic, detailed rant about how he would rape anyone that crossed him

Bases on his recent behavior, I personally believe that this isn't hyperbolic and he genuinely wants to rape people he thinks have wronged him as a form of "revenge" similar to his favorite anime Redo of Healer
Did he go on this psychotic edgy teenager rant before or after watching the unredacted version of his favourite paedophile rape cartoon?
He thinks fake cartoons and films are real life. Wouldn't he love to cast death spells on Aaron Imholte and everyone that's wronged him? He has the cluster B mentality of a teenage tumblr girl and the faggot moid rage of a high school incel. He should have been bullied more.

He's not doing his CLEs.
His CLE is cock licking eunuch.
A man that needs Rugiet to squeeze out droplets is a eunuch.

And lol, "couldn't find the email.". OK, Russell. Maybe if, as with matters concerning your clients, you managed your email properly, you'd have the info you need.
He also claimed he didn't know where the griftscamgo money he raised for that Montagraph lawsuit went. He's as lazy and useless as Innuendo Studios.

How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏
He tried to get one but couldn't.
His constant snark insinuations and slights on his own show definitely doesn't help his case, but as all things go, he's got that stupid roach luck of DSP. He's probably going to get off of this one doing nothing again.

Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
The man that denies the Divinity of Christ and calls him a Sinner who visits whorehouses wants God to strike down his [Rekieta's] enemies. It'll be mightily funny it Aaron receives no charges. Skelly's slattern wife posts photos of bottles shoved up her butt and lingerie thirst bait openly on a public platform. What dignity does she have? It's just one topless photo she consented to being taken sent to some fat idiot Diddleverse streamer who has an audience in the two digits. Boo fucking hoo.
 
Thing is, Rekieta or even his mommy don't have infinity money. Sure they have a lot of money compared to some or most people but not infinity money. And Rekieta really wastes cash. Including on law suits. And the law suits themselves always have one or more wild card elements from what I have seen, in the sense of unforeseen terrible consequences for Rekieta.
That's kind of the fucked up thing. The more money that skeletal faggot mooches from his mommy, the less his kids stand to inherit
 
Nick thinks he can get turtleboy:

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You forgot dozens of Youtube creators who've maliciously wronged Nick's stellar reputation, similarly those on Rumble and Kick. @Third World Aristocrat is in deep trouble for heresy. Maybe he'll even go for @Himedall All-seeing Waifu for creating this very thread. Maybe he's coming for us! With enough lawyering, Nick will purge the entire internets of any allegations of infamy! And along the way he'll win the panties of every doe-eyed wine-mom, accruing a harem of such magnitude no one will doubt the the high-octane genius of his majesty.

Minor correction: I merely re-wrote the OP.
 
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