Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%
  • Total voters
    346
John Andrews Stan said:
Weeks after he did Kurt’s show multiple times and others’ shows as well?

Nick really has no idea what situation he’s actually in.
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He talked about his "law license and a long memory," even though he doesn't need a law license to file frivolouse pro se lolsuits.

And he talks about a "long memory" despite the fact his brain is so Swisscheesed that he can't even remember he already did an "Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed" superchat 8 times in a row already.
 
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AnOminous said:
He talked about his "law license and a long memory,"
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Yet another major milestone at which a true friend would tell him to pull the fuck up. Unfortunately for Nick, he has no more friends, just trolls on the make who will happily pretend to be on his side as long as it serves them.
 
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Serious question because I aint looking this shit up, is Melton drawing better numbers than Nick (when Nick can be bothered to stream)? Has Nick even been a guest on Melton's show recently?

I'm just confused what Nick thinks he's getting out of the association. Its clear Melton is using Nick as a dancing monkey and fair enough. But it doesnt benefit Nick at all besides I guess someone else agreeing Aaron is literally Satan.

I suppose in a situation where Melton is the only one willing to assosciate with Nick besides literal ethot whores its a sort of DSP situation where literally any attention is good attention.

I pray Nick does a non-zero number of days in jail in the hopes it sobers him up and serves as a come to Jesus moment. Dude needs help or the rope.
 
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I wonder if he's going to put Melton in the April suite at his parent's house. Also how sad and empty is Melton's life he can drop everything and fly from Vegas to Minnesota just to sit in the audience for Aaron's hearing?
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Color me MATI. Take the bible outta your mother fucking mouth, Rekieta. You have never served Him, you've never understood Him. Some of us are humbled by Him,

Many of us get on our knees and beg for forgiveness for our arrogance in parenting, in marriage, in friendship, and EVEN what we say on the Internet. I cried for Cory and how I failed him. Did you? Didn't think so.

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"Destroy them all."

That's not the point, you sad, pathetic lost soul.
 
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
Pedomelt should check Google Maps first. The courthouse may be too close to a school or daycare.
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Hope his trip to Minnesota is like Ralph's to Portugal.

Also, is Nick doing a Hackamania Uno reverse card on MAPton? Pedo Pat had him come out to Vegas for an overhyped Aaron jerk off session, now Nick's returning the favor by enticing him to Minnesota for another Aaron-related nothingburger.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Obese pedophile comedian Patrick Melton is now en route to Minnesota, being invited by Nick to make content out of Nick's whore wife's revenge porn case, something so traumatic she will apparently be breaking down crying.

The only reason I can imagine that Nick made Mama K and TikiBarman into blood enemies for also attending his trial is they made the mistake of not being a danger to Nick's kids, something Melton and Nick have something in common (though for different reasons)

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Nick responds to the obvious incongruence the only way he knows how:

Being gay and flirting with Melton
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Nick does look like the type of guy to go to church and pray for God to kill someone.
 
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Color me MATI. Take the bible outta your mother fucking mouth, Rekieta. You have never served Him, you've never understood Him. Some of us are humbled by Him,

Many of us get on our knees and beg for forgiveness for our arrogance in parenting, in marriage, in friendship, and EVEN what we say on the Internet. I cried for Cory and how I failed him. Did you? Didn't think so.

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"Destroy them all."

That's not the point, you sad, pathetic lost soul.
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A traditional Christian interpretation of the imprecatory psalms is that the enemies that one prays against are either demons, or ones own sins. Not flesh and blood, earthly enemies. For as the Psalms also often state "Vengence belongeth unto the Lord," not to any mortal man.

Do you know the difference between Justice and revenge? Justice knows when to stop. Nick has never known where to begin.
 
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Turtleboy/ Aidan Kearney just stated he is going on Rekieta on Thursday. Turtleboy is the citizen journalist who basically brought attention to the Karen Read case. Honestly, why she is free.

I don’t think he’s stupid, but he’s from Boston and likely to call Nick a fucking retard. It’s going to be like the other fucking interviews where Rekieta makes it about himself.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Turtleboy/ Aidan Kearney just stated he is going on Rekieta on Thursday. Turtleboy is the citizen journalist who basically brought attention to the Karen Read case. Honestly, why she is free.

I don’t think he’s stupid, but he’s from Boston and likely to call Nick a fucking retard. It’s going to be like the other fucking interviews where he makes it about himself.
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The only thing I'm curious about during the interview is if Nick will ask him the futa question
 
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