Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%
  • Total voters
    305

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I'd like to imagine Nick interviewing Turtle Boy will go something like this, but I'm sure his janies will be sweeping extra hard.

Nick: they tried to cancel me like Johnny Depp. I'm just a laid-back small town Minnesota lawyer who loves his wife and kids. Sure I get up to some tomfoolery once in a while, but who hasn't?

Turtle Boy: what is this thing I keep seeing about a Baldo? It keeps getting spammed in chat. What the fuck is child dosing about?

Nick: Oh it's nothing just wacky internet people, now let's talk about how Karen Read was railroaded just like I was. Did I tell you how I read in the Bible God is going to strike down my enemies, because I'm a good boy who did nothing wrong.
 
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
I can’t get archive to work, but I wasn’t anymore impressed with this video Nick posted than I was with Gabe’s expose. Like how does this prove that Aaron doesnt know what is coming on Wednesday? 🙄https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1937355092224602565?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g
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Here you go friend

The video is from some random no name bald YouTuber in his 50s. It's an hour long and it's unwatchable because the guy making it sounds like he's about to fall asleep.
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These are Nick's allies now.

He claims to be a paralegal, but he literally sounds slow:
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Shark_ Sapiens_0001 said:
I'd like to imagine Nick interviewing Turtle Boy will go something like this, but I'm sure his janies will be sweeping extra hard.

Nick: they tried to cancel me like Johnny Depp. I'm just a laid-back small town Minnesota lawyer who loves his wife and kids. Sure I get up to some tomfoolery once in a while, but who hasn't?

Turtle Boy: what is this thing I keep seeing about a Baldo? It keeps getting spammed in chat. What the fuck is child dosing about?

Nick: Oh it's nothing just wacky internet people, now let's talk about how Karen Read was railroaded just like I was. Did I tell you how I read in the Bible God is going to strike down my enemies, because I'm a good boy who did nothing wrong.
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There are three possibilities for the Turtleboy stream:

1. Nick is late to it and Turtleboy fucks off

2. Nick is angry after Aaron gets another win and seethes during the interview

3. Nick is overconfident after getting a win on the toe (fucking nothing) and relapses. He goes on and annoys Turtleboy.

No matter what he won’t prep for the show and will end up looking like a retard. I expect Sean or Aaron to possibly snipe it as it is khantent.

@Null possible milk. I expect you, the site, and possibly Hardin to get shit talked. Content for the Pizzaday Rekieta segment.
 
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Nick smugly quoting religious text makes me pray for some Godly retribution and I'm not even religious.
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Nick is so lacking in humility that he believes he can’t possibly face any consequences for such actions. He will be providing ample milk until the day he fucking dies.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
There are three possibilities for the Turtleboy stream:

1. Nick is late to it and Turtleboy fucks off

2. Nick is angry after Aaron gets another win and seethes during the interview

3. Nick is overconfident after getting a win on the toe (fucking nothing) and relapses. He goes on and annoys Turtleboy.

No matter what he won’t prep for the show and will end up looking like a retard. I expect Sean or Aaron to possibly snipe it as it is khantent.

@Null possible milk. I expect you, the site, and possibly Hardin to get shit talked. Content for the Pizzaday Rekieta segment.
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Unfortunately Turtleboy loves to hear himself talk so it may be hard for Nick to get enough words in to fuck up too much. Now if he does something dumb like have supertips run during the interview the rest of the stream writes itself.
 
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
I can’t get archive to work very well. but I wasn’t anymore impressed with this video Nick posted than I was with Gabe’s expose. Like how does this prove that Aaron doesnt know what is coming on Wednesday? 🙄https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1937355092224602565?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g
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Nick believes Aaron isn't going to get let off with that 50 dollar fine because Aaron has potentially violated his release conditions.

It's all down to the Judge ultimately. First the Judge needs to decide if it actually was a violation. Given that we already know Aaron hasn't mentioned Kayla directly and hasn't contacted her, Nick is likely overconfident.

Aaron indirectly mentions Kayla and they might try to show that encouraging his audience to ask questions to Keanu about stuff he can't talk about sails too close to the wind.

So, the Judge then needs to weigh it all abd decide by a clear and convincing standard that it was a violation. Not all violations are equal, though, but Aaron has plead guilty to violating one against his ex ex, do that could be problematic.

Nick therefore thinks the Judge will up the punishment or push new charges on Aaron. Combined with Kayla's emotional impact statement, he firmly believes Aaron isn't getting that slap on the wrist. Kayla will try and say that photo wasn't posed for, in hope it wracks up the punishment level. They seems to be unlikely, as that's a finding of fact and a separate crime if true.

Nick thinks Aaron and his lawyer are completely underestimating the seriousness.

To be honest, I have no idea, as I don't even know what they will even show. Nick assuming the absolute worst seems hope n cope more than anything else, though. Nick has called his own case and Aaron's "slam dunk felony" wrong at every stage.
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
To be honest, I have no idea, as I don't even know what they will even show. Nick assuming the absolute worst seems hope n cope more than anything else, though. Nick has called his own case and Aaron's "slam dunk felony" wrong at every stage.
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Not a single person, even the most retarded person imaginable, has viewed the Aaron felony as remotely plausible. Nick is literally retarded.
 
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Nick is so lacking in humility that he believes he can’t possibly face any consequences for such actions. He will be providing ample milk until the day he fucking dies.
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He doesn't seem to understand that all the drugs have not only destroyed his life, but destroyed his inhibitions too. He now has no regulation over his emotions or actions.
 
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He doesn't seem to understand that all the drugs have not only destroyed his life, but destroyed his inhibitions too. He now has no regulation over his emotions or actions. anything.
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FTFY.

If the drugs and psychosis have removed all inhibitions, this could be the week we see violence from this retard.
 
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Rekeita seething at Grok for accurately pointing out that he's seething because of his drug conviction
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This nitrous huffing brain damaged retard is literally arguing with an AI. It's not intelligent, Nick. Well, maybe it's more intelligent than you are, you fucking dumb motherfucker. But it's absolutely bizarre that you're so mentally retarded you're literally arguing with an AI.
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
It's all down to the Judge ultimately. First To be honest, I have no idea, as I don't even know what they will even show. Nick assuming the absolute worst seems hope n cope more than anything else, though. Nick has called his own case and Aaron's "slam dunk felony" wrong at every stage.
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Nick is trying to recreate the online adulation he received 3 years ago with his new insulated audience of dabbleverse midwits by hyping this as THE gotcha moment for his ex-boyfriend to such an extent that he got Aaron's chief alog to visit St. Cloud for the event.

Beyond Wednesday, he has nothing, the emperor still doesn't have clothes, he's still a failed cokehead with a wife who (I'm willing to bet 2 KNU) he probably suicide-baited into 'writing' a letter and preventing closure for his own aims.

All smoke and no fire with this retard. It's likelier he'll petulantly OBJECT from the observer gallery if he doesn't get his way.
 
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