DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HackerX]

Tourist here, The floating green DSP head made me cry with laughter, hasn't happened in a long time.

Thank you.

Personally, I'm imagining him like Navi from Ocarina of Time. Constantly buzzing around with "Dude, What the hell? Bugged mechanics."

 

[Ardath]

This Blue Prince shit today was hilarious. Phil is stuck on this puzzle with 3 rows of 3 blocks, it's taking forever so he looks up a solution. The post he finds has the correct order to push the buttons labeled like a numberpad. You know, with 789 at the top and 123 at the bottom, like any calculator or computer numberpad you've ever used. Phil, however, assumes it's like a phone dialpad and 123 is at the top, tries it once, and declares the solution is wrong and the guy who put it online must be an idiot.

His first instinct isn't to think hes confused or incorrect, but that the guy put bad info in the guide to troll lmfao.

 

[Fapcop]

In todays episode of DSP TAKES OBVIOUS BAIT:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYzyVOVPiIk&pp=ygUDRHNw

Phil explains how his parents are laughing, grinning with tears of joy in their eyes, whenever he tells them of his great financial and personal success.

Phil also reveals that ma and pa Burnell are somehow too retarded to swipe on an iPad when someone tries to FaceTime them

Phil is financially successful, business is AMAZING! Makes much more money than six years ago. (Phindom chads… Isn’t that an outright lie?!)

 

[Moar Krabs]

Goal met again for Minecraft by Ur Future Stepdad trolls felted I know I shouldn't be getting too butthurt over this cause its like same shit different day but him wagequitting games is all I have to latch on too

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil's rich sugar tranny has saved the day for Piggums. Now he gets to fill his gullet with self-entitled goyslop as a reward for getting $1500 dent bux. What a time to be alive..

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is not a Photoshop.

 

[thebigdream]

This is not a Photoshop.
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[Balr0g]

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that is kinda Fitting. His dents are the mommy bird feeding the retarded child who cant do anything by himself

 

[DerelictOnion]

The people who give him money are objectively stupider than him though

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This is not a Photoshop.
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that stroke lip is horrifying. i need to see this in motion

 

[Schizo Carmen Sandiego]

Phil is addicted to gambling... in Minecraft.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil is addicted to gambling... in Minecraft.
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It's more he knows nametags = money he can make by having dents name things

That whole thing made him explore even less as in a typical minecraft stream he'll spend around 80% of the time in his house waiting for rain to go fishing. Even when he explores if it rains he'll fish...
If there was another way of getting lots of nametags you'll be sure he'll do only that.

To put things into perspective he's at roughly 30hours on this minecraft world, he didn't explore or used anything coming from mods, he's still using mostly stone tools and didn't even go to the nether once... By that time any normal person would have already fought the end dragon.

I won't rant once again on how his house is shit, but wtf who puts trees on top of a roofless house ???

 

[Switch Mongo]

I regret wanting Phil to bring back DSP Tries It! It was his only relatively decent content, and he just turned it into watching a fat dude eat uncomfortably and beg endlessly for the privilege.

Yet the pig acks like dsp tries it is pure gold. Fuck, this retards ego is so damn big.

The fact that he brags about not having this is wild. Fuck, I'm usually the type of person who never can pick favorites for things, but if you insulted a TV show I enjoyed, I'd debate you about it at least. That really shouldn't be a brag

I think the only thing he will be passionate about is debating his detractors on how GREAT he is doing and totally not an unhappy fat nigger. Sad, sad man child.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It's more he knows nametags = money he can make by having dents name things

That whole thing made him explore even less as in a typical minecraft stream he'll spend around 80% of the time in his house waiting for rain to go fishing. Even when he explores if it rains he'll fish...
If there was another way of getting lots of nametags you'll be sure he'll do only that.

To put things into perspective he's at roughly 30hours on this minecraft world, he didn't explore or used anything coming from mods, he's still using mostly stone tools and didn't even go to the nether once... By that time any normal person would have already fought the end dragon.

I won't rant once again on how his house is shit, but wtf who puts trees on top of a roofless house ???

You're not wrong, but he was obsessed with fishing the last time he played Minecraft too and he wasn't doing the nametag gimmick back then. I think he just likes to be able to stand still while occasionally pushing a single button for 10-15 minutes and do a mini QNA / beg segment. This is his idea of "chill gameplay" where he doesn't have to pay attention at all and it's basically a prestream. This is also why he likes the trucker game.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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[Free Jasper]

I love it when Phillip denies he knows who ALT or TBS are despite the fact he’s mentioned both at least twice.

1. We get to see his awful acting at pretending he doesn’t know. I love his bad acting (“The gun show? Err… do you mean where you buy guns?”)

2. It demonstrates he thinks every person in the world is stupider than him and can’t remember things he’s said.

3. It demonstrates what a complete bitch he is. He only mentioned them when he thought KC were backing him up. Without any back up he’s folded like a pack of cards and reverted to running away, denying everything. What a complete bitch.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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This is wonderful.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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He pronounces the word “want” like such an absolute faggot

 

[Pargon]

He pronounces the word “want” like such an absolute faggot

I think it’s because it’s coming out of the mouth of what is ostensibly an adult human, and yet is delivered by a voice and intonation which are that of a three year-old.

Phil’s old man made him eat broccoli once and it scarred that fucker for life.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Phil has aged like milk, but honestly I'm surprised he hasn't aged worse than he has. He's got to be living stressed 24/7/365. Never knowing in enough tips will come in to keep afloat one more day. Then you add his moldy house, shit diet, complete lack of exercise and mental stimulation, isolation, and alcoholism it's a surprise his flesh suit is as intact as it is.