🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[bookers]

Any season that starts with Burt, Alex B, a perfect heel Indian, and an amazing gaslight with actual production value is immediately going to top whatever comes after.

Burt and Alex b were completely batshit.
They're hard to top. Especially Alex B's fat ogre wife coming on. That was insane.
I think this cast is actually good though. It as good as or better than season 2 cast imo.
and i think it stacks up decently with s3
Think of like the top males from the seasons - s2 was jimmy probably, s3 was burt and alex b and s4 is fred and aryeh
i think dirench actually is good even though i guess thats contentious
i think shes as good as binx or any s2 female

ellie is like payton. i think they were both 18, maybe peyton was older but she was under 21 at least.
you root for them and i dont hate them but theyre not really content.

and s2 did have people who sucked too like i thought clown girl wasnt that entertaining, and the guy who got carried out the basement i dont remember his name. and the hispanic dude who got mad about jobe saying nigger. and everyone hated peyton as well.

for this one ellie and daniel might be duds but i think fred, aryeh and the wrench are pretty solid. i dont mind jerry either lol.
and who knows, daniel still has plenty of time to sperg out and surprise people. although i wouldnt bet on it.

So yeah I think if I was going to rate casts I'd do
1. season 3.
2. season 4.
3. season 2.

thinking of comparisons like for the men
season 2
jimmy
tj
shinji

season 3
burt
alex b
simbal (or whoever - luke doesnt count)

season 4
freddie
aryeh
daniel

i don't think it's super out of whack, theyre all pretty close.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"she SA'd 3 individuals , two men and a female." Now, this is Reddit, so SA could be anything from raping them with a strap-on to a peck on the cheek without enthusiastic consent, and of course it could just be bullshit, but eh.

rachel flirting is enough for me to call it rape

 

[Marche]

rachel flirting is enough for me to call it rape

Her existance is rape, tell me you dont feel violated from seeing her?

 

[jenna raiding]

Season 4 is a big flop

It's been 11 days and it's already clear who the final 3 will be (Freddy, Drench, Aryeh). Ellie is nontent, Seth is nontent (I like Jerry though), and Daniel has been nontent since Jin was kicked. It's obvious Sam doesn't give a shit at all and Jet has been extra retarded this time around. The only other fish who could've contributed to an interesting house dynamic/relationships are gone (Jin, Angelina, Rachel).
I don't have any faith in the supposed upcoming twist, so unless they add some good freeloaders, im not feeling so good about this season bros

 

[Polychromos]

Bam's wife streamed the wigger lair on her IG.
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This is so much cleaner than I thought. Even them cleaning in preparation is above my perceived cleanliness level of them. Kudos I guess?

It's crazy how most of the jackass guys either died or lived long enough to become massive faggots. Steve-O personally blames himself for getting Bam so heavy into drugs and now he's some prissy sober queen with fake teeth who doesn't speak to bam. Knoxville's unfunny and boring, new jackass movie was hot garbage. They allowed bam to be that way for as long as it was profitable.

Edit: Gaslighting dan saying that he upset Bam. Do we need to keep beating the kid down? He's been nontent since his first scolding by jet at this point he's gonna crawl up in a corner for the rest of the show
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I think taking Ls is his defining character trait now, so they're probably leaning into it.
I don't think it would be possible to pep talk him out of this state, so it's probably funnier to see how much of this he takes.

 

[Queesechake]

Someone probably already said this but Bam is supposedly completely clean now. He was skateboarding with Tony Hawk not that long ago, and Tony made the company remaking Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3/4 add Bam to the game and redo his character models and stuff. He found a hippy yoga wife who is keeping him off drugs and alcohol and he's back to skating every day according to him. Couple new interviews with him and quite a few videos of him skating. Hope he stays clean I've always liked Bam. Last time I watched him he was on The Nine Club and seemed sober and happy.

 

[Meowstery]

The only other fish who could've contributed to an interesting house dynamic/relationships are gone (Jin, Angelina, Rachel).

I still can't believe they fumbled Jin so hard, it's another Cole situation. He took direct suggestions from TTS to stir shit (destroy cracker jack with scissors), caused Wrench to blow up on multiple people, and even made plans to fuck with Daniel in the same way in the coming days. Maybe if we lost Jin via a rigged challenge and not a sudden walkout Daniel wouldn't be terrified to do anything when he's sober. Tragic

 

[itogi]

AbsorbedToast made a timelapse of this season's The Cell

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Cryptid spotted going to B4

 

[Blackstar]

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Cryptid spotted going to B4

He woke up Daniel to tell him a story and show off his Batman underwear

 

[Marche]

He woke up Daniel to tell him a story and show off his Batman underwear
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this underwear gag has been pretty funny.
I miss the minecraft videos though

 

[Queesechake]

Burt was in Danny Mullen's latest video and it was pretty funny. Burt part starts at 17:40

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Crossposting from the FTL chat:
Aryeh's thing is he's an extremely high verbal-IQ autistic Jew. So he's the type of person who is easily persuaded by anything that's remotely well written/spoken. He has never found a verbose worldview or philosophy he did not find compelling, and so he's been fascinated by all of them for at least a little while at least once.

He's too autistic to have any abstract morals or principles, all his reasoning is blatantly self-interested or externally imposed.

 

[Sap]

Everyone is pro Ellie or Seth leaving next but Seth’s Jerry character has been one of the only funny bits of last night, he actually tries at challenges and during the cell challenge after his elimination he was the only one to make any effort when they asked them to go annoy the remaining two. Ellie although not very interesting does at least try during challenges and has a good dynamic with Drench and Aryeh.
Daniel has been a massive disappointment sulking during challenges, doing nothing around the house. He hasn’t been good since Jin left and hasn’t had any interesting moments since Angie left, and even then he was still sulking around the house at times. You can tell they are getting sick of him (Freddy and Drench especially) I think he needs an antagonist in order to be interesting which isn’t good enough. If nothing changes he should be the next to go but I have a bad feeling it will Ellie or Seth.

 

[Halloween23]

I think he needs an antagonist in order to be interesting which isn’t good enough. If nothing changes he should be the next to go but I have a bad feeling it will Ellie or Seth.

It's for sure Ellie. Last night Ben was obviously legit pissed that "she's been sleeping for 20 hours straight"

 

[Noble Redditor]

Season 4 is a big flop.

I hate posts like this because it's usually coming from some retard who shows up one time to hate on the show with very minimal context OR someone who spends several hours a day watching but only posts negative stuff because they want to fit in on the website. But I will say that you're right based on how much momentum this thread has lost. I used to check in every day and have to catch up on 20 or 30 pages now in the same span there's like 5. Seems like nobody really cares.

I don't know if that's just on KF or if it represents the whole season in general, but personally I don't care about the show at all and don't even bother with highlight clips anymore. What would it take for me to be reengaged? Probably nothing at this point. It's boring, impossible to keep up with and it just sort of sucks. Whenever it starts to get interesting production Jets it up and kills the vibe. It is amazing how incredibly unlikable Jet has made himself.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

I think the production still have ideas for Dan, they definitely keep messing with him which is suck cause it shows that they don't know how to make him entertaining. I also noticed that he seems to be contemplating his time on FT and expect that FT will change his life which it will not. You can see this when he acts uptight and looks annoyed whenever production gave him and other contestant challenges. He also like to go to the gym but sadly Sam checked out this season so no TJ arc for him. If he can't loosen up, I hope he got kicked early and improve himself outside of the tank.

He already chudmaxxing in the tank anyway, now he just need to straighten his back, go to the gym, and go to trade school or something. It will be poetic to see the "son" that Sam ignored in the tank to came out alright compared to his other "son".

 

[Rango Dango]

a lot of cams stopped working for no reason

ppv cam selection looks funny now

EDIT: b3 cam fell now as well

 

[itogi]

Day 11 recaps

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

I think the production still have ideas for Dan, they definitely keep messing with him which is suck cause it shows that they don't know how to make him entertaining. I also noticed that he seems to be contemplating his time on FT and expect that FT will change his life which it will not. You can see this when he acts uptight and looks annoyed whenever production gave him and other contestant challenges. He also like to go to the gym but sadly Sam checked out this season so no TJ arc for him. If he can't loosen up, I hope he got kicked early and improve himself outside of the tank.
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He already chudmaxxing in the tank anyway, now he just need to straighten his back, go to the gym, and go to trade school or something. It will be poetic to see the "son" that Sam ignored in the tank to came out alright compared to his other "son".

I'm going to say it: Beards improve your looks by a point or 2 99 percent of the time.