Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Here's a social cue for the disgraced former lawyer, since he apparently can't read them:

When you spend all day seething about your former friends (who all left you), and the only friends you have left are Internet pedophiles, this is a sign that you should kill yourself.

 

[The Bunk]

If we assume whatever Nicks scheme for Aaron is succeeds, I wonder what his next move will be when he realizes it hasn’t fixed his problems or filled the emptiness in his soul

Gonna give you a hint - it's gonna involve A LOT of Galaxy Gas and sperging on Xitter.

 

[Vibralldo]

He wants his law license back, so he can sue Aaron pro bono representing Kayla.

This implies that Nick's too cash poor to actually file with a new lawyer. I like that he wants his law licence back not to help provide for his family, but to more effectively file bunk lawsuits against his enemies

He learned about the word during the Depp v Heard trial, during the testimony of the psychiatrist/psychologist that Depp used who interviewed Heard (who had almost every single "symptom" of PTSD which is basically impossible unless you're lying, which she was, obviously): she mentioned Heard had histrionic tendencies.

After Nick heard the word, he looked up its meaning and then repeatedly referred to Ralph as histrionic.

No, I'm not making this up.

Nick's literally a Peter Griffin level retard

 

[Oxyjen]

based on local rumors

I like that we have “local rumors” and “sources close to the Rekietas” and “interesting new matters of public record” like it’s fucking Watergate or something. Deep Throat wouldn’t get a look in.

This implies that Nick's too cash poor to actually file with a new lawyer

Tfw myopia of poverty.

 

[Vibralldo]

I like that we have “local rumors” and “sources close to the Rekietas” and “interesting new matters of public record” like it’s fucking Watergate or something. Deep Throat wouldn’t get a look in.

The only deep throats in Kandy Yoshi county have all had sex with Aaron (April, Kayla, Nick)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron with a very special message for ol' Balldoman this morning on STMS:

Bless the clippers

Aaron has not interest in barring Melton from court- he think's it's a bad look overall- don't interrupt people while they're making mistakes.
Aaron's attorney has told Aaron he has nothing to sweat.
Aaron is ready to put it behind him.
Aaron again repeats that if his so-called violation was serious, he would have been hauled in.

 

[Father Balldo]

Tomorrow everything changes. The TOE gets cut off. He is going to GAOL. This is only the beginning. Once Nick is triumphant over the GOO EATER, every hater shall tremble at what's to come. I hope you guys have an attorney in the family or one on retainer, you're going to need it!

 

[Harm]

Aaron is ready to put it behind him.

This is why Nick keeps making these gay retard threats about a "vewy long road" ahead. He's going to become a histrionic woman (because he projects as easily as he breathes) and obsessively stalk Aaron for years with bogus lawfare.

Won't be surprised if it ends in Nick being labelled a vexatious litigant (because that's precisely his plan, vexatious litigation).

 

[Hellion]

I’m honestly expecting Nick to somehow try and grab the mic from Kayla so he can rant about Aaron. Didnt someone say his submitted testimony was more than double the length of Kayla’s?

I would say it will be interesting to finally hear from Kayla, but she’ll just be acting as Nick’s mouthpiece anyway. No way he’ll let his ruined wife write her own statement without his… creative input.

It’s crazy to me that Nick is legitimately obsessed and stalking Aaron (how many hours has he spent talking or typing about him?). He asked for special permission from his PO to fly to Vegas just to display a fucking fridge Aaron bought, to share private messages and images (wasnt Aaron topless in one?) in front of other people. He’s constantly maliciously goading Aaron to try and trip him up so he violates his conditions, and Aaron and his lawyer are kind of toothless for not doing anything about it and acting like Nick wont continue his retarded gay jihad with increasing fervour. Though I do see the value of Nick impotently raging while the Toe just shrugs his shoulders and bumbles on happily with his life.

It’s going to be great fun pointing and laughing no matter what happens. I hope we get candid photos of how fat Pedomelt is. It’d be nice to get another cryptid shot outside the courtroom to go along with Nick’s scoliosis slenderman.

 

[Vibralldo]

I’m honestly expecting Nick to somehow try and grab the mic from Kayla so he can rant about Aaron. Didnt someone say his submitted testimony was more than double the length of Kayla’s?

I would say it will be interesting to finally hear from Kayla, but she’ll just be acting as Nick’s mouthpiece anyway. No way he’ll let his ruined wife write her own statement without his… creative input.

It’s crazy to me that Nick is legitimately obsessed and stalking Aaron (how many hours has he spent talking or typing about him?). He asked for special permission from his PO to fly to Vegas just to display a fucking fridge Aaron bought, to share private messages and images (wasnt Aaron topless in one?) in front of other people. He’s constantly maliciously goading Aaron to try and trip him up so he violates his conditions, and Aaron and his lawyer are kind of toothless for not doing anything about it and acting like Nick wont continue his retarded gay jihad with increasing fervour. Though I do see the value of Nick impotently raging while the Toe just shrugs his shoulders and bumbles on happily with his life.

It’s going to be great fun pointing and laughing no matter what happens. I hope we get candid photos of how fat Pedomelt is. It’d be nice to get another cryptid shot outside the courtroom to go along with Nick’s scoliosis slenderman.

Kayla (zonked out on pills, half awake, doesn't know where she is, reading from a paper written in Nick's handwriting): "Aaron... He has... Aaron... He s-stole... My... Dignity that day..."

*Nick snatches the mic from her*

Nick (suspiciously low voice): "Aaron ate my goo! Vengeance will be mine! God is on my side! Anyways. Here's the Kurt pizza casserole video."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Didnt someone say his submitted testimony was more than double the length of Kayla’s?

Aaron's report of the accounts provided to the police, was that Nick's was longer than Flat Broke Geno Bisconte's, Kanoe's, April's and Kayla's combined. Kayla's I think was the shortest. Nick's was like 9 pages.

 

[Neetness]

Aaron's report of the accounts provided to the police, was that Nick's was longer than Flat Broke Geno Bisconte's, Kanoe's, April's and Kayla's combined. Kayla's I think was the shortest. Nick's was like 9 pages.

Wow, that's super homosexual.

 

[Flora Fox]

I’m honestly expecting Nick to somehow try and grab the mic from Kayla so he can rant about Aaron.

It’s going to be great fun pointing and laughing no matter what happens.

Nick's going to object again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Imagine wanting to see Melton in person not once but twice. His brain really is fucked.

 

[Vibralldo]

Imagine wanting to see Melton in person not once but twice. His brain really is fucked.

And inviting him to be at your house around your kids

Nick's children already have to worry about Nick's chokeslams, now they have to worry about Mr. Cupholder. At least if they can walk at a brisk pace they should be fine.

 

[Harm]

Every time Nick buddies up to Melton, it reminds me of how he tried the same schtick with Chad Zumock and got told off for being a disgusting freak. Who knows how many others Nick tried to assemble into his anti-Imholte coalition, but instead told him to kick rocks.

Wil Herren was nearly another foot soldier, but he's not cut out for this Internet shit and already tanked his own clout.

Even then, Nick's only had Melton in his pocket because he showered him with donations and fed him content behind the scenes. Nick went around to people who already hate Aaron and begged them to take his money so they'd hate Aaron alongside him, and the only people who bit were Melton, Ralph, and Mersh.

All his friends passed him by and the new ones clearly don't fill the hole they left behind.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron has not interest in barring Melton from court- he think's it's a bad look overall- don't interrupt people while they're making mistakes.

Its a persuasive argument to make if he ever seeks a HRO.
"This fat chomo who lusted after my daughter travelled multiple states to stalk me".

 

[DumbDude43]

Rekeita seething at Grok for accurately pointing out that he's seething because of his drug conviction

https://x.com/grok/status/1937362188936823170

https://archive.is/md2j3

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>supporters see it as coping
>critics might view it as vengeful

even AI says that nick is either coping, or seething

he is so utterly owned lol

 

[Sneed Force One]

It would be great to get a Kiwi reporter in the building to assess the mood of the room.
I will fund the cost of a single vial of Peppermint oil, so they can overcome the cadaver smell emanating from Patrick Melton.

 

[AltisticRight]

The video is from some random no name bald YouTuber in his 50s. It's an hour long and it's unwatchable because the guy making it sounds like he's about to fall asleep.

Let me get this straight.

This useless lazy cretin who laments about long haul intercontinental car trips for those DAMN KEEEEEDZ, who didn't deliver the Karen Read verdict stream and spent half an hour to conjure up some sobby histrionic queerseethe LOCALS soliloquy somehow found a video with less than 1000 views from a literally who that's an hour long.

How did he find this video?
He spent all these days profusely searching "Aaron Imholte" on YouTube, didn't he? Talk about psychotic free rent clingy ex vibes.

I will bet 1 KNU that he has Google Alerts setup for Aaron Imholte. What's the gayest thing you've ever encountered? This skelly is over a thousand times that.

Somehow people laughing at him are the histrionic ones.