What if Edward Cullen was a pitbull?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Would you still be Team Edward?

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't know who that is.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I'll give the same answer here as I did years ago to a highschool gf who asked me if I was team edward or team Jacob.

Im team Blade, team Van Helsing, or team Buffy.

 

[The Rat KIng]

I'll give the same answer here as I did years ago to a highschool gf who asked me if I was team edward or team Jacob.

Im team Blade, team Van Helsing, or team Buffy.

i'm more of a Belmont kinda guy

 

[PositiveMonk]

Wouldn't that mean that both teams were dog guys? I guess I'd go with the one who isn't going to hurt children.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wouldn't that mean that both teams were dog guys? I guess I'd go with the one who isn't going to hurt children.

Your choices are a sparkling baby mauling pitbull and a werewolf that gets overly attached to a baby before she's even born.

 

[PositiveMonk]

and a werewolf that gets overly attached to a baby before she's even born.

In a non-sexual way right? I pick this one, with the condition that he's not sexually interested in the baby.

 

[The Lawgiver]

PIMPY SON ED!

PIMPY SON ED!​

 

[Fougaro]

I don't know who that is.

Christian Grey before Christian Grey.

 

[LimeRikki]

If that faggoty vamp was a pitty
The series would be much less shitty
Bella enters town
And says with a frown:
"There's too many blacks in this city!"

 

[The Lawgiver]

If that faggoty vamp was a pitty
The series would be much less shitty
Bella enters town
And says with a frown:
"There's too many blacks in this city!"

What if edward cullen was warwick davis leprechaun from leprechaun