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Is it over?

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  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

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  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

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Bam is back and Direnç still looks like shrek’s daughter took the human potion.

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Aryeh is brushing his teeth on the couch :)
the challenge is for everyone to paint a portrait of Freddy.
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Bam is supposed to to pick the best portrait, the winner gets awarded 10 fishbucks.
Bam's painting
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second bam's painting
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everyone else's paintings
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Sticker mule ceo decided who wins, letty won
 
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LETTY IS THE GAME CHANGER, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!

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Aryeh survived and got his hug and his kiss (fuck the cameraman but great job getting that edit footage), absolute fucking win for Aryeh. It took a lot but I am proud of him for trying. Wholesometank.

But it's also DRAMATANK. Welcome to Fishtank: Love Island! 💖

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Daniel spent the entirety of Aryeh's little victory moment being angry. At Aryeh, most likely. A true contender for the TOP 10 DANIEL-SPECIFIC ANIME BETRAYALS! Did he not get the memo about the autistic bro code? He was so pissed off he gravitated towards Ellie who put her cap on backwards so we all know she's a cooler skater girl who doesn't give a SHIT about attention and doesn't give a SHIT about icky POSERS like Letty. Letty more like MAJOR L! Is this a new alliance?

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Surprising no one: nope! Ellie is ABANDONED by Daniel who needs to impress Letty, Fishtank's Best Girl! Unsurprisingly, he wipes the fuck out. No kisses, no hugs, just a bruised ego and a lot less fanfare. Still, he did it. Get it, kid! But this does prove he's pushed to try when he's powered by rivalry or pussy, this is undeniable fucking proof. Daniel is SO BACK.

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He spend a bit of time moping while Letty got up to give it a try herself. Aryeh was hiding his boner. Direnc was sucking up to the new queen, a respectable strategy in the face of her loss of status as best girl in the tank. Better than Ellie possibly crashing out. The closest she's been to Letty was touching her board and possibly trying to sabotage her. She may commit murder, especially since she's taken Ellie's spot as Aryeh's favorite female.

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Jerry decided he was not going to try and damage his body to impress Letty but did spend the whole time she was on the board trying to give her fuck me eyes. He's got his own strategy. We'll see if it pays off in the long term. Hopefully before Seth comes around and takes his place.

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By this point I imagine others have posted about this but Letty got Daniel into confessional and he is in SHAMBLES over her. It's so clear. He RAN UP THE STAIRS following her. It's clear she either came in here with a plan to fuck with him or production singled him out after noticing how hard he crashed out after Angie. Just a little bit of attention and he's preening and flaunting like a peacock in mating season.

Highlights but I'm writing as this happens and likely missed some stuff:

  • They spend a lot of time talking about Angie. He admits he WUVED her. Spoilers but Aryeh pops in and has Dan panic correct himself but saying it was just a CWUSH.
  • "It was wuv at first sight, wasn't it?!" Daniel denied this quite vehemently, as though he was repulsed by how Angie looked at first, forgetting he ended up cuddling and simping for her anyway. It doesn't make you look better to retroactively say your first Fishtank love was a hobgoblin, Danny.
  • Letty more or less grills him over his confidence issues and how he chooses to present himself. He admits to being nervous and then backpedals when she brings it up, lying and saying he's not, then admitting that he is when she cross examines his ass. He's in shambles. It's like watching a teenage boy trying to impress a girl. It seems like Letty is here to simultaneous wake him and break him.
  • Dan confesses to thinking about Angie naked (Letty asked and he didn't say a word but the face below says it all). Hope he enjoys the titty streamer clips once he's out of the tank though he'll likely look and then demean her for becoming a literal titty streamer to uphold superiority over the one that got away.
  • He doesn't find any fish to really be much competition aside from Direnc (I don't think I heard his thoughts on Aryeh when posed with this question, too much fucking laughter; all their time in the confessional was golden). Says the guy who was ready to give up when Angie was eliminated. The Pwower of Fwiendship Pwussy!
  • His favorite fish in the tank is now Seth (who is currently absent and being replaced by freeloader Jerry). Autistic brotherhood is fucking dead, boys. We got that Yoko Ono up in this bitch.

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(The face of a man who absolutely thought of Angie naked.)

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Eventually Aryeh interrupted their time together. I wasn't making notes so forgive me for the inferior recapping all through this damn post but Aryeh kept winning W after W after W in the framework of destabilizing Daniel. The moment he popped his head in and you heard his voice it was clear Daniel was worried. And he was worried for good reason. Aryeh took up couch space (something Letty noted and pointed out, as Daniel abandoned the couch for a long period after Aryeh sat down then squeezed himself back in when pressed) and more or less took over the conversation. Confident, assertive, and surprisingly flirtatious.

There was a particularly rizzed up comment from Aryeh about how girls looked different in real life versus on screen, which I believe he used to compliment Letty's appearance. But then he also admitted to thinking Binx was attractive while on Fishtank (I think he pegged her as his favorite female fish looks-wise).

He caught Letty off-guard a couple of times with how forthright he was and refusing to bend to her feminine wiles. He also admitted to finding Ellie attractive, wanting to marry a woman that is the embodiment of Pinky Pie, and wanting a girl that shared his emotional immaturity and childish interests. Despite Letty trying to steer him into a pit of admitting to deranged fetishes, he tried to clearly explain himself and put his foot down on certain things throughout her interrogation. He held himself quite well. Safe to say the whole interaction was overall a massive Aryeh W. Daniel got cucked and waped so fucking hard, boys.

Compare and contrast to Daniel who admitted to so much fucking shit. TTS is going to have field day with him when they get the chance.

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After Aryeh left, they continued their 'Angie' centric questioning with Letty saying they should get Daniel a love interest, people should dump their Daniel stox because everything thinks he's non-content and boring ("but it's, like, totally a strategy to surprise them and get to the top eventually by being content!"), and Letty more or less telling him straight to his face to stop being a little pussy faggot after he basically admitted to finding her hot and having a big crush on her.

Her most scathing comments came AFTER Daniel spent time trying to moralfag Aryeh over him openly admitting he found Ellie attractive, along with a couple of other comments Aryeh made when questioned by Letty. Lesson of the day: never pick up the shield for a woman unless you've got her locked in.

Oh, and then Letty abruptly left the confessional without even a goodbye and Daniel immediately went back to moping as TTS bombarded him with messages.

Now Bam's here again back and Freddy's half naked. I repeat: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!

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arye is still begging for money and whining about his fishbucks that got stolen by angela. he will be jew autisim looping about this for the rest of his life. bonus: freddy is stupid and thinks the king of the hill theme song was written by cky. bam does not respond.
 
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