Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

One of the troons at work was malding recently that he couldn't visit the US due to being trans because he would get the murder/death/kill by Trump. This guy just wears jeans and metal tshirts every day, he literally just looks like a regular ass man, no one would ever think he was LARPing as a woman unless he told you. I rolled my eyes as I was making coffee listening to him whinge to the poor woman behind me.
 
Just got back from the pharmacy. There's a reason I'm using self checkout, you know? Anyway, the interface changed since last shopping trip and so I didn't realize I had to tap a button to tell the thing with video cameras pointing at me that I was there and Ready to Party Scan, so I looked like an angry retard for a half minute before I figured it out.
But the attendant came to help me anyway. Felt like he was a foot over six feet and a hundred pounds. Ready for the beach in his breezy maxi dress and sneakers, but also still ready for the pandemic with his flowery mask.
Probably a nice dork who got brain worms from the internet. Unlike most gender specials seemed to want to be diligent and helpful.
Unfortunately for him my basket was full of everything a middle-aged woman could possibly need from the family planning and feminine health isle, so when he grabbed something to show me how scanning worked he dropped it like a hot potato and tried to grab something less...personal? Some might think he was rifling through my basket because he was being a perv but I didn't get that energy at all. He settled on the the ibuprofen at the bottom and showed me how to scan it and then scuttled away.
Ha ha poor fucker. Sure you want to be a 🌼lady🌼?
 
Here’s “Ceder”, a lovely true and honest LAYDEEE

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My city is home to some creatures for sure. There was a talk lanky one with five o clock shadow in the morning, the haircut of a US president's wife, hideously mismatched clothes, fifth percentile height for a male, lumbering around in high heels with all the grace of a new born gazelle. Or Frankenstein taking his first steps. And then he came clomping back down the other way five minutes later. Maybe he was practicing his walk for the runway?
 
I got corrected on a woman's pronouns a while ago - the 'they/them' schtick. I just paused and said "I'm not even going to comment on that." aloud.
My wife got a "they/them" correction at her job about 2 wks ago...
she replied "ohhh okay, that's so cute! I've noticed lots of girls are doing that now!" and approvingly beamed back.

The girl-they has been furious ever since and now avoids speaking to her altogether.
 
I clocked one just from the top of his head. Super greasy, stringy, unbrushed hair with brown roots and washed out pink dye. My husband saw more of him to absolutely confirm I was right. He said he was wearing big fake boobs. Really sad I didn't get to see that, the store shelves blocked my view.
 
Is this double posting? Oh well I think I saw another one...
No waist, hips or ass and the broadest points were the shoulders, of course. Trying to look feminine in a mini skirt and a tank top but clocked immediately from the back lol. Had to pick my pace up to get a look at the face, and wouldn't you know it - the most girliest, dantiest drag makeup 🤡
Where do these people get that level of confidence to present like that in public, when everyone can see what's obvious...
 
Recently went to a large local art museum for a date and the amount of literal ogres in goodwill dresses and flamboyance was incredible. And when I say ogre, I mean it. I'm not small by any means, yet they were taller and bigger (albeit fat) than me.

And off topic, l will forever despise modern art and "black-centric" trash, even after I die. Zero skill and zero thought gets put in to any of it.
 
Recently went to a large local art museum for a date and the amount of literal ogres in goodwill dresses and flamboyance was incredible. And when I say ogre, I mean it. I'm not small by any means, yet they were taller and bigger (albeit fat) than me.

That's quite the opposite of an experience I mentioned about a week ago of going to an art gallery. It was an exhibition of famous, universally considered beautiful art. The crowd was mainly women, so the ogre stood out really bad. Everywhere was a comparison of much smaller women. Even other tall women and the difference was so dramatic. Also, the crowd that'd go out on a weekend night, to pay money to see classic art in this cost of living crisis, didn't tend to skew as fat as the general public.




And off topic, l will forever despise modern art and "black-centric" trash, even after I die. Zero skill and zero thought gets put in to any of it.

There's always been that aspect with some Modern Art where maybe you don't get it. Wondering if no one gets it. Coming to understand why some of it works with time.

Now there's a lot of shit where it's just identity politics. It's no different than going, "wow an Elephant drew that, impressive." Soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

Where it is actually so racist because people of those identity groups are capable of good art and just accepting some black women crudly painting a black woman's vagina birthing the earth is actually very racist because you'd expecting no standards based on her racial identity.
 
I work in a thrift store so my customers are mainly women and sometimes the rare pooner or two with either their mama or sister but lord help me I had to deal with not one but two damn “twans women” today…

First one had to come over to my till because the idiot didn’t listen to my coworker when she said that her till can only take card and wanted to pay in cash. Fat, taller than any woman I’ve seen and how square the jaw was gave it away. Gaudy and grimy as all get out nails that no actual woman would be caught dead in. The glare that I got just because I wouldn't call him ma’am or didn’t try to make conversation like I did with the actual women in front of him was severe.

Second one was in the dresses with his actual female friends while I was trying to put some returns back. Originally thought he was just faggy but I eavesdropped on their conversation and the actual women were hyping him up about a dress about how itd look so cute on him and whatnot. Had to actually interact with it too because he found a dress with a broken hanger and just… their nails. Why do they never take care of their nails?? It’s always some damn color that doesnt go well with anything and their cuticles are always over bitten or just gross. Came back to put the dress where it was and he was talking about how “sexy” he’d look in a knee length dress that I put up weeks ago and haven’t seen an actual woman touch since.

TTD and my god I’m glad my thrift store is just mainly women and their husbands or kids I do not have the patience to deal with these types of people on the daily

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I had to deal with the most aggro either pooner or butch lesbian today at work. I tend toward pooner just because it looked like she might have been wearing a binder and she had the kind of psycho aggressiveness that only comes from testosterone abuse.

“We” had messed up some forms up for her leading to her missing some kind of work opportunity or something or other from what I gather, but in reality, when I pulled up her file, she’d missed the filing deadline and in addition, had filled out the forms incorrectly to begin with, with missing fields, so either way it was her fault. Regardless I was correcting the situation for her, but that wasn’t good enough. She demanded action NOW. She wanted us to basically go back in time and FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT NOW NOW NOW it’s not fair you guys messed this up I paid all this money to file these and you fucked it up! I want my money back etc etc. now keep in mind we were fixing the situation as best as could be done within the confines of reality, but ms thing was red in the face aggressive so I, in accordance with the information listed in her file, said

“Ma’am, I am trying to help you, but I need you to bring down the energy a few levels. “

Spoiler: she did not bring the energy down a few levels.

So then I told her I was going to call security and let her talk to them, and surprise she calmed down right quick and let me help her, snarking all the way.

The only good thing to come out of this was that it revealed some people on my team I can trust. After the lady left, one of my coworkers came over to comfort me since I was visibly amped up from the interaction and he said “aw it weren’t anything you did, these they/them/he/she whatever types, they like to find fault” and then said “no offense meant of course, I’m old and don’t really understand all that, just saying it as I see it,” and so I told him he didn’t have to hold his tongue around me, he laughed and said “I bet she was overcompensating because her name is [insert the girliest name you can think of here]. “

And then he told me a handful of other people in our building who “don’t cotton to that stuff” who I could trust. God bless old southern white men!!
 
Holy shit, I didn't know I'd ever spot one in the wild right in my backyard but it finally happened.

Go figure given I live in a bright blue state but I live in a conservative stronghold.

So, recently, I joined a HEMA class but got hit with a massive car bill and due to my job being sporadic in work, I'm struggling financially. I digress, but I went in to get a refund and explain to the owners/coaches. There was an all female class with a female instructor, specifically for women to feel more comfortable about fighting, and lo and behold a fucking tranny was there. Clocked him as soon as I walked in. Talked with the coach a bit, who was super nice and said they'd try to help me or work something out so I could still attend and I used the restroom.

I come out and head for the exit and glance at the tranny bulge and all. I kid you not, this dude was wearing a booty short and a tank top that said "Hole" and pointed to his crotch. I DO NOT understand handmaidens, his classmates were talking to him like nothing was wrong, This fucker was not only in a women's class, but wearing the most stereotypical AGP shit. God, when you think you can't hate them anymore than you already do they pull shit like this and your hatred reaches critical levels. I think my eyes got big when I spotted his stupid shirt because he saw me and gave an awkward smile, probably delusionally thinking I thought him hot or realizing I saw through his facade. I wish I could have discretely snapped a pic. Pottery.
 
Are you in suburbia or somewhere else with a high concentration of normies? I've noticed that a lot of those towns/cities (including small towns) are just now hitting critical mass with transes and other assorted gender-specials, in a way that those of us in blue/hipster cities have been contending with for years now.

My working theory is that it's akin to the classic gentrification trajectory: first, the neighborhood is colonized by druggies, near-homeless gays, and near-penniless artist types. Then come the actual working artists, musicians, and other assorted scenesters. Then the gays with jobs, artists with some money, galleries, café entrepreneurs, etc. Then the trust fundies. Then the cafés become Bank of Americas, blocks get blown out and rebuilt with mixed-use condos, chain restaurants & shops, etc. The young urban professionals move in while the normies descend on the weekends to feel edgy over drinks at Buca di Beppo or Panera After Dark.

Trans is in the Panera After Dark stage. No longer edgy to the actual edgelords & avant garde, and even many of the partytime gays are getting tired of it. But the broken normies, their sullen teens, and the boomer grandparents are now flocking to it all, having recently discovered it, and finding it vaguely cool and daring. Hence the uptick of trans-identified teens in previously insulated towns & suburbs. It has finally trickled down to the normies — in particular the type of suburban liberal moms who feel deliciously naughty by attending a drag show story hour.

Just a theory!
Hell, I live in the deep south and I run into these freaks from time to time.
 
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Saw two at the grocery shop. Doing my usual just ignoring people and then radar goes off. Something off about those two. Then the game of trying to get a good look while not being obvious.

First one, "I think that's a dude." Face painted in foundation. Get a profile of the head and no doubt. Was wearing a long sleeve top, then a dress over it that was thin strapped over the shoulders, then a rectangle shape going down. Doc Martin books, because of course.

The other also had too much foundation on. Wearing giant woolly jumped and a skirt. Boots, but at least women's styled.

Color palettes of the clothes was mostly brown, black and beige. Looked terrible. Although people like horrible clothes and colors these days but I think their clothes alone made them stand out.
 
One works at a store I frequent, and the poor thing is tragic. Hair is somehow both always greasy and frizzy, taller than most women and yet feels the need to wear three inch wedges, cakey foundation with stubble poking through. His silhouette would be passable if not for the beer belly; I've seen similarly ugly women, but he creeps into that uncanny space a bit too far.
 
A while ago I was at an educational niche interest fair. A lot of parents and hobby enthusiasts go to look and buy because it’s a lot cheaper and accessible for them and a novelty for the kids because they don’t see something like it outside of the fair. Anyways I saw at least 2-3 pooners and a few female theythemas but absolutely no troons surprisingly (the interest in question has about a split 50/50 in sexes). All around the ages of mid teens to mid twenties. The pooners in question seriously looked like they only consoomed tumblr and maybe reddit.

A few days ago I was at the grocery store and encountered two pooners separately in the same goddamn store. The first I saw was your typical tiktok, mid-late teens, chubby, blue hair pooner with her mom. Of course, as always she was 5’0. The second one looked like a skinny butch lesbian, probably late teens early twenties wearing a white tank top and of course something to compress her breasts and baggy pants, no dyed hair just a pixie cut, surprisingly was tall for a woman 5’11-6’0. Heard her talking to her father or grandfather and she tried lowering her voice as to sound like a man to make up for no T (like that would even help), total failure lol.

These sightings remind me that 20-25 years ago they would all be goth/emo/scene or be into geek and nerd culture or just plain GNC during those times. All of them seem young, gullible, impressionable, someone vulnerable to poonism… Then again I wouldn’t be shocked if any of them jerked to degenerate porn and that’s how they turned to poonery, it’s a token thing to poonism these days.

I (unfortunately) have more sightings but they weren’t very notable. Also I notice way more pooners than trooners about a 3:1 ratio (around every 2-3 poons I see 1 troon) and around 70% look to be under 30 years where I live.

This guy just wears jeans and metal tshirts every day, he literally just looks like a regular ass man, no one would ever think he was LARPing as a woman unless he told you.
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Now I’ll never know if that normal looking man sitting next to me on the bus secretly wants to become a tranny, guess all my troon sightings are wrong and that I can’t tell from trans and cis… :sigh:
 
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