Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[pacifist kaczynski]

Maybe he finally learned the lesson these people (internet celeries) never learn?
Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I know but maybe it's finally hit him that every time he opens his mouth it just gets worse, so he's trying the novel tactic of not opening his rotting mouth.

I really think when he replied to the coach "In no world can I help you" (Paraphrasing idk the quote) he didn't realized how bad it sounded. I bet it was supposed to be a self deprecating type of 'I'm such a bad business man you don't want me to be involved sort of thing.' Only now, with the aid of thousands of people saying how absolutely dogshit that is to say under any circumstance other than to someone you think is an asshole, Ian may have finally approached self awareness to the casual narcissism that he's inherited from Anisa.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I think he's so buck broken and humiliated by his trainer turning on him and revealing that he's a stinky boy that doesn't know how to take care of himself and that his wife was turned on when a man beat the fuck out of him that he doesn't know what to say

Like how do you come back from that?

He probably thought his trainer was an actual friend so the betrayal really hit him hard. But he makes content for a living. He has to come back.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Like how do you come back from that?

Clearly he needs to Content Cop both of them and make off color jokes about the coach's wife past as a childbride so he becomes even more hated than he already was.

 

[Vibralldo]

Clearly he needs to Content Cop both of them and make off color jokes about the coach's wife past as a childbride so he becomes even more hated than he already was.

Ian should just turn heel and become a YouTube villain

He's already evil, might as well embrace it. Put out a video where he says he unlearned empathy, go after Ethan's kids, make fun of the coach's wife for being a child bride, go after Froggy Fresh. It'd probably bring in more views than whatever gay shit he's planning on doing.

From content cop to content criminal

 

[Would]

He probably thought his trainer was an actual friend so the betrayal really hit him hard. But he makes content for a living. He has to come back.

Betrayal!?!?
Anisa-And-I wanted to fire him over RottenBreath-PantsShitter’s unresolved daddy issues.
Stankmouth stiffed him on pay.
Anal didn’t think Coach was worth the commie gala event.
Our-Silence-Means-Something left their pleas for support against child marriage on read.

What betrayal? Coach’s only fuck up was not letting his wife go nuclear on Anisa-And-I like she clearly wanted.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Betrayal!?!?
Anisa-And-I wanted to fire him over RottenBreath-PantsShitter’s unresolved daddy issues.
Stankmouth stiffed him on pay.
Anal didn’t think Coach was worth the commie gala event.
Our-Silence-Means-Something left their pleas for support against child marriage on read.

What betrayal? Coach’s only fuck up was not letting his wife go nuclear on Anisa-And-I like she clearly wanted.

Ian and Anisa have the perspective that friends should bend to their will while they shouldn't have to do shit other than be thankful they aren't talking shit and making a content cop on them.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

OK, we’ve discussed the unholy trinity of Anisa, Denims and Frogans. It’s now time to decide who is the least repulsive:

• Anisa’s husband if he is washed and fumigated
• Ethan
• Hasan

I don't know what it is about Hasan but something about him triggers a primal disgust in me. Like seeing a big fat hairy man, except he's not fat. It might be the tiny head and being a 80IQ turk nepo baby. No idea why people go "sexo" about him, the caveman vibes might be someone's fetish.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Ian should just turn heel and become a YouTube villain

He's already evil, might as well embrace it. Put out a video where he says he unlearned empathy, go after Ethan's kids, make fun of the coach's wife for being a child bride, go after Froggy Fresh. It'd probably bring in more views than whatever gay shit he's planning on doing.

From content cop to content criminal

Genuinely though, this would be the smartest move he could make. There's no way back up from the hole he's in, so might as well keep digging down deeper. Fuck the shovel, get an excavator.

Now while I'm not sure if it would save his career, it's sure as hell a better move than what he's currently doing. Nobody likes a little whiny bitch, but everyone loves a good villain.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Genuinely though, this would be the smartest move he could make. There's no way back up from the hole he's in, so might as well keep digging down deeper. Fuck the shovel, get an excavator.

Now while I'm not sure if it would save his career, it's sure as hell a better move than what he's currently doing. Nobody likes a little whiny bitch, but everyone loves a good villain.

As funny as it would be, i doubt he even has the strenght to do it, some lolcows have stayed afloat thanks to the steady supply of alogs and people expecting them to do something retarded that they are willing to throw them money to just spit on them, Ian is extremely low energy and tired all the time, to the point he sucks the enjoyment out of the room like some kind of SCP, i doubt he can even feel anger anymore or any emotion really, you can say whatever you want about past Ian, but that Ian was alive and able to convey emotions even if he was always a shapeshifting little shit, current Ian is forever stuck in 1hp limping away, thats how castrated and domesticated he has become.

Anisa however may do have a chance with this, hell she even has her little Igor to do what she says and abuse like any good cartoonish villain should.

 

[pacifist kaczynski]

Clearly he needs to Content Cop both of them and make off color jokes about the coach's wife past as a childbride so he becomes even more hated than he already was.

“Your wife wasn’t a virgin when y’all got together. At least my wife made money slinging puss!”

 

[Vibralldo]

“Your wife wasn’t a virgin when y’all got together. At least my wife made money slinging puss!”

Ian's already laughing about human skulls being sent to Ethan's house as a threat and encouraging his kids to be taken, this isn't that much of a leap for him

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

“Your wife wasn’t a virgin when y’all got together. At least my wife made money slinging puss!”

The dude paid more for the child bride than Anisa made on OF

 

[DumbDude43]

Genuinely though, this would be the smartest move he could make. There's no way back up from the hole he's in, so might as well keep digging down deeper. Fuck the shovel, get an excavator.

Now while I'm not sure if it would save his career, it's sure as hell a better move than what he's currently doing. Nobody likes a little whiny bitch, but everyone loves a good villain.

you can't pivot into playing the villain with a reputation like idubbz.
you can't make a "hehe i'm the nasty mean guy who will fuck you up!" persona work when it is already known that you are actually a sad pathetic cuckold who gets constantly humiliated and cries all the time.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

CC isn't happening. Arin should instead hire Bonnie Blue to show up and offer ticket holders a minute to fuck.
It's cheaper than refunding everyone or facing a class action suit.

If she fucked every ticket holder for CC3 she'd still not reach her top numbers

 

[monstrous bubo]

I really think when he replied to the coach "In no world can I help you" (Paraphrasing idk the quote) he didn't realized how bad it sounded. I bet it was supposed to be a self deprecating type of 'I'm such a bad business man you don't want me to be involved sort of thing.'

The coach and his wife said that although the reply was from Ian, they thought Anisa wrote it because she often used that phrase.

 

[Berrakh]

I can’t get over Ian calling the guy who married a former child bride “toxically masculine.” Clearly all he means when he says that is “doesn’t toe the empathtard party line.”

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Ian really is giving Theon Greyjoy. From betraying friends, to becoming The Raped, to being confirmed to stink. I’ve been occasionally calling him Reek in my head.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

you can't pivot into playing the villain with a reputation like idubbz.
you can't make a "hehe i'm the nasty mean guy who will fuck you up!" persona work when it is already known that you are actually a sad pathetic cuckold who gets constantly humiliated and cries all the time.

All he has to do is just deny everything, be nasty to everyone, say horrible shit that offends literally every human on earth, and the money will roll in. At that point, it doesn't even matter what embarrassing, pathetic details are out there, everyone will hate him so much that they'll have to watch him just to see him fail.

I mean, look at how well it worked for Ethan Ral- oh wait, yeah, maybe you've got a point.

 

[nasty otis]

Ian really is giving Theon Greyjoy. From betraying friends, to becoming The Raped, to being confirmed to stink. I’ve been occasionally calling him Reek in my head.

why are so many people on this fucking forum using drag queen lingo and "yall" and all this gay modern audience terminology lately

 

[DumbDude43]

why are so many people on this fucking forum using drag queen lingo and "yall" and all this gay modern audience terminology lately

game of thrones references arent 'modern audience terminology'
the show is like 15 years old