Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

This delivery guy charge was this something Pat actually ordered or was this a fake delivery that he just sperged at expecting every delivery driver in Milwaukee to simply know his situation?

Real delivery he ordered. Pat told the guy where he wanted it, the delivery driver said it would block in the rustang if he unloaded it there, Pat got absolutely incensed that a mere commoner, a filthy service employee would DARE to speak up and contradict his OBVIOUS BETTER, and screamed in his face, so the guy basically said "Whatever, man" so he could get out of there. Then, Pat started screaming at him and yelling threats because the place where he told the guy to unload the materials ended up blocking in his beloved rustang, just as the driver said.

 

[Post Reply]

Democrats should grow a pair and start acting like Patrick, a man who screams at delivery drivers and public servants.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I have a leaked transcript from the White House that tells the REAL STORY of the Fiendish Fence Fiasco™ that the stalker children don't want you to see:

"Fatrick 'Triple Chin; Man Titty' Tomlinson thinks I shouldn't be able to protect the border of our great nation, huh? Well then he shouldn't be able to protect the border of his own backyard! Tell the delivery man to shut it down. He won't be getting his fence materials today..."

 

[MrReeShopper]

I know he doesn’t learn or feel guilt but wouldn’t he just get tired of being like this?

Nah, he's like a shit Terminator.

"That Fatrick is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel shame, or remorse, or fear of other men farting in its wife's vagina. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER. Until you are Childed."

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Fat spent an entire day pondering how to best deal with this situation and this was the best his fat mind could come up with.

What else would expect from somebody with a 1.7 GPA?

 

[Pargon]

Anuddah fat pig finger moment evil AI autocorrect moment, as Apig Fatler oinks about how Trump is literally Adolpf Hitler
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Fuckin’ clown.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Anuddah fat pig finger moment evil AI autocorrect moment, as Apig Fatler oinks about how Trump is literally Adolpf Hitler
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Orange man bad, oink oink, prison stalker, why aren't democrats a real warrior like me, oh god its so hard to type with hooves, but I need to power through to save humanity with my xhitter

 

[OffTopic]

Eventually, Rick is going to assault or shoot someone or someone's property. He has always been an emotionally stunted manchild, but the stress of dealing with stalkers for 7 years and the resulting blows to his finances have left him unhinged.

It may not be this year, may not be next, but he will eventually end up in prison. And then we're all fucked. Think about that.
Go check out the current state of the Daniel Larson subreddit: hint - it blows. Recycled memes and lazy AI art for months on end without any new content.

Quasi only kept ONA forums running until he got paid, then offloaded it to some other anonymous schmuck who can barely keep the lights on. If Rick goes away, there's little incentive to keep the site going at all.

Rick better get a hold of his fuckin faculties, cause there's no other lolcows worth following if Pigglenips was your entry point. I'll have to start watching Netflix or some shit like a fucking nigger.

 

[Pargon]

Eventually, Rick is going to assault or shoot someone or someone's property. He has always been an emotionally stunted manchild, but the stress of dealing with stalkers for 7 years and the resulting blows to his finances have left him unhinged.

It may not be this year, may not be next, but he will eventually end up in prison. And then we're all fucked. Think about that.
Go check out the current state of the Daniel Larson subreddit: hint - it blows. Recycled memes and lazy AI art for months on end without any new content.

Quasi only kept ONA forums running until he got paid, then offloaded it to some other anonymous schmuck who can barely keep the lights on. If Rick goes away, there's little incentive to keep the site going at all.

Rick better get a hold of his fuckin faculties, cause there's no other lolcows worth following if Pigglenips was your entry point. I'll have to start watching Netflix or some shit like a fucking nigger.

There was a time when none of us knew about Patrick. Another, greater cow will one day arise to eclipse even him.

 

[OffTopic]

There was a time when none of us knew about Patrick. Another, greater cow will one day arise to eclipse even him.

I'm not claiming Rick is the GOAT lolcow or anything like that. As an ONA member, many of us don't give much of a toot about internet drama or culture beyond our little world, so I can't make that claim. I'm sure ChrisChan had a bigger impact on the whole thing.

But I don't think anyone can claim there was ever a more perfect match in internet history than Fatrick and The Pests. We're like Abbott & Costello or Penn & Teller or the fucking Smothers Brothers. The entire saga of a bunch of online 30-40 year olds sending Muppet and diaper shitposts to a guy who said Norm wasn't funny until he lost his mind and destroyed his own life is like the plot of a David Foster Wallace novel. It's too absurd to be real.

There will be many more lolcows, and many more famous than Rick. But we're witnessing something truly special in real time and its shelf-life is only as long as Rick's waning sanity.

 

[Pargon]

There will be many more lolcows, and many more famous than Rick. But we're witnessing something truly special in real time and its shelf-life is only as long as Rick's waning sanity.

So, lightning in a liquor bottle?

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

I'm not claiming Rick is the GOAT lolcow or anything like that. As an ONA member, many of us don't give much of a toot about internet drama or culture beyond our little world, so I can't make that claim. I'm sure ChrisChan had a bigger impact on the whole thing.

But I don't think anyone can claim there was ever a more perfect match in internet history than Fatrick and The Pests. We're like Abbot & Costello or Penn & Teller or the fucking Smothers Brothers. The entire saga of a bunch of online 30-40 year olds sending Muppet and diaper shitposts to a guy who said Norm wasn't funny until he lost his mind and destroyed his own life is like the plot of a David Foster Wallace novel. It's too absurd to be real.

There will be many more lolcows, and many more famous than Rick. But we're witnessing something truly special in real time and its shelf-life is only as long as Rick's waning sanity.

Do you happen to know why are the owen farms locked?

 

[OffTopic]

Do you happen to know why are the owen farms locked?

They're not.

Edit: But I presume they were due to technical issues.

Edit 2:

 

[Law]

Democrats should grow a pair and start acting like Patrick, a man who screams at delivery drivers and public servants.
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Pat should run for office. Seriously. America needs a heroic, ultraviolent pig-man to save us from ourselves.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

The answer will always be that Pat is at fault and he should be raped to death by illegal alien cartel members while his husband watches.

He should, but Judge Holden has dibs. After he's done sure, let the cartel boys go for it.

Big Nicholas can't watch, he'll only enjoy it

 

[JULAY]

I'm not claiming Rick is the GOAT lolcow or anything like that. As an ONA member, many of us don't give much of a toot about internet drama or culture beyond our little world, so I can't make that claim. I'm sure ChrisChan had a bigger impact on the whole thing.

But I don't think anyone can claim there was ever a more perfect match in internet history than Fatrick and The Pests. We're like Abbot & Costello or Penn & Teller or the fucking Smothers Brothers. The entire saga of a bunch of online 30-40 year olds sending Muppet and diaper shitposts to a guy who said Norm wasn't funny until he lost his mind and destroyed his own life is like the plot of a David Foster Wallace novel. It's too absurd to be real.

There will be many more lolcows, and many more famous than Rick. But we're witnessing something truly special in real time and its shelf-life is only as long as Rick's waning sanity.

You funsters are OK in my book.

 

[Markorian]

Eventually, Rick is going to assault or shoot someone

Bernell

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He should, but Judge Holden has dibs.

Judge Holden whenever someone even contemplates laying a finger on Fatrick's corpulent figure:

 

[Halbschwanz]

I got surprised by Fatrick at my grandma's by his Sci Fi channel appearance and I'm going to have a difficult time explaining why I suddenly burst out laughing when he showed up on screen.

 

[Markorian]

I got surprised by Fatrick at my grandma's by his Sci Fi channel appearance and I'm going to have a difficult time explaining why I suddenly burst out laughing when he showed up on screen.

Reminds me of when I was over at some (deeply religious and not online at all) extended in-laws for Thanksgiving one year and overheard some of them talking about "that tranny that raped his mother and they're trying to get the case thrown out with a loophole with mother and daughter incest not being illegal in the state".