"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I wonder what's got him back on the True and Honest path of Judisim again...

Also regarding the not whiping thing, the answer is more disgusting and simple - he just doesn't see the need most of the time. Unless it's something really nasty an wet he's just done he just pull's up his big boy pants and toddles off.
 
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So, with Xochi being Jewish, how does he feel when Phil eats non-kosher food?
 
flossman said:
Dammit. What's a horrifyingly-restrictive religion that would make Phil only allowed to eat soy and dirt?
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Veganism? He already claims to be one, though.

There's also Jainism, though I doubt Phil has ever heard of that.
 
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flossman said:
"Floppy baby syndrome" is literally the best colloquial name for a condition I have ever heard. So appropriate to El Potato.
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Also appropriate since Phil has a floppy baby dick.

As far as wiping his ass goes, I wonder if Phil would change his views on wiping properly if someone informed him that it was the Chinese who invented toilet paper? Given his tiny hard-on for Communist China, would he start wiping like a big boy, or would he reject it further since it was invented in ancient pre-Commie China?
 
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Also appropriate since Phil has a floppy baby dick.

As far as wiping his ass goes, I wonder if Phil would change his views on wiping properly if someone informed him that it was the Chinese who invented toilet paper? Given his tiny hard-on for Communist China, would he start wiping like a big boy, or would he reject it further since it was invented in ancient pre-Commie China?
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He'd make a facebook post about needing money for 100% true and honest toilet paper from china. Then he'd spend the money on mall-ninja shit.
 
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Coldgrip said:
He'd make a facebook post about needing money for 100% true and honest toilet paper from china. Then he'd spend the money on mall-ninja shit.
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Or he'd get real Chinese toilet paper that most people who can afford it there get that's basically a step up from cardboard. Either way, he'd fail as usual.
 
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DT.Miller said:
Also regarding the not whiping thing, the answer is more disgusting and simple - he just doesn't see the need most of the time. Unless it's something really nasty an wet he's just done he just pull's up his big boy pants and toddles off.
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I'm staying the fuck from Oregon and California now. This is worse than the chick that bled her period at work and smeared it on doors.
 
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Ruin said:
That's a lie, look at his fake country and it's fascist government and forced mass executions of dissenters for what Phil really believes. They may claim to be anarchist/socialist whatever but Phil and his ilk are exactly the sort of power hungry punks who would jump at the chance to be brownshirts had they been born in Germany in 1915. Their only objection to government is that they're not the ones calling the shots.
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They are the sort of idiots who would be disposed of once the cause they were fighting for decided they were no longer useful and were, in fact, a bunch of degenerates like the real SA.

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Trust me, people can smell REALLY fucking bad.
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I've encountered people who were so vile that you would literally retch from the miasma, and where you could tell they'd been in a particular room DAYS ago because that's just how persistent the stench was. I have no doubt that Phil is actually disgusting enough that people complain about it and that his Philth is the most noticeable thing about him.
 
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I've encountered people who were so vile that you would literally retch from the miasma, and where you could tell they'd been in a particular room DAYS ago because that's just how persistent the stench was. I have no doubt that Phil is actually disgusting enough that people complain about it and that his Philth is the most noticeable thing about him.
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I remember ages ago, I was at a Magic: The Gathering tournament and I faced this one player who had the fucking worst odor I'd ever smelled. Truly fucking disgusting, like he had been thrown from a rendering wagon and landed in a pool of vomit. It was fucking terrifying.

Thing is: It wasn't his fault.

There's medical conditions where your glands go haywire and make your entire body smell like your system is trying to purge chernobyl through your pores. It's less diet and more due to tiny, low-level infections and fucked-up shit with body chemistry. This poor bastard had it, and it was only because he doused himself in like half a bottle of baby powder every morning that he didn't smell even more rancid. He wasn't even a fat guy.

I bring this up because Phil is not this way by biology, but by choice. Phil never fucking bathes. He lives in filth, he wears clothes for weeks at a time, and has this permanent funk that is practically visible that reeks of a chilling mixture of sweat, feces, rot, and rancid spunk. Chris' stench is nothing compared to Phil's. Homeless Man stank is nothing compared to Phil's. If Chris' stench and Homeless Man stank had freakish odor-sex, the resulting crossbreed offspring would still smell better than Phil purportedly does.
 
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Jaimas said:
I remember ages ago, I was at a Magic: The Gathering tournament and I faced this one player who had the fucking worst odor I'd ever smelled. Truly fucking disgusting, like he had been thrown from a rendering wagon and landed in a pool of vomit. It was fucking terrifying.

Thing is: It wasn't his fault.

There's medical conditions where your glands go haywire and make your entire body smell like your system is trying to purge chernobyl through your pores. It's less diet and more due to tiny, low-level infections and fucked-up shit with body chemistry. This poor bastard had it, and it was only because he doused himself in like half a bottle of baby powder every morning that he didn't smell even more rancid. He wasn't even a fat guy.

I bring this up because Phil is not this way by biology, but by choice. Phil never fucking bathes. He lives in filth, he wears clothes for weeks at a time, and has this permanent funk that is practically visible that reeks of a chilling mixture of sweat, feces, rot, and rancid spunk. Chris' stench is nothing compared to Phil's. Homeless Man stank is nothing compared to Phil's. If Chris' stench and Homeless Man stank had freakish odor-sex, the resulting crossbreed offspring would still smell better than Phil purportedly does.
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Fuark. Mallgoth and her gf were saints for taking him in. And yet he slandered their names on FB and tried to sig the kiwis on them for the crime of confisticating his knife and having a male for a guest.

I'm glad it led to him being socially embargoed lol.
 
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