Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Pargon]

If Mami and Papi died in a car accident tomorrow, Becky's insane BPD spending spree would be a thing to behold. However much inheritance they manage to leave her, she will blow through it in a year, and she'll do it Brewster's Millions style: nothing to show for it at the end, no property holdings, no durable goods.

But you’d better believe some dispensary owner is getting their kids into UCLA out of it tho, so, silver lining.

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

Note the kid just briefly fell asleep too, like they just got caught slippin' OR someone didn't enjoy having the kid lean on them for any reason.

Reminds me of all the "oh noes I can't move because my dog/cat is sleeping on me, guess imma die",
except it's "oh no my flesh and blood is sleeping on me... anyways gotta stand up for no particular reason"

 

[A. G. Peak]

You guys, I was traumatized scrolling through reddit because Becky came up in a suggested post in between some of my niche interests.

Scary stuff.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I feel like this one in particular belongs alongside the urban dictionary definition for “vocal fry”
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can’t imagine why that is, it’s a still image ffs

ChatGPT pull up Becky’s most recent skeet about how she misses being “spit roasted” by two “cuties” and make a modern expectation vs reality style meme.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's never taken Hannah to services. If she had, we'd have heard about it. It's not like she declines to tweet on Shabbat.



Gee, Becky, it's almost like everyone around you only does stuff to placate you.

 

[Sperghetti]

You guys, I was traumatized scrolling through reddit because Becky came up in a suggested post in between some of my niche interests. I knew it was her even with just the frizzy busted hair/hidden dead eyes. Apparently she is back at doing dumb shit to her hair with zero knowledge of color theory... and possibly with color blindness. She claims her hair is pink (it's purple) and wants to get to dark red with the help of... more purple? I swear she wasn't this stupid when I knew her.


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Becky, you get blood red/crimson by buying the blood red/crimson color that every single hair dye line has, not by mixing a bunch of cool-toned colors together. And if you have to mix colors, you do it in the bottle, not on different parts of your head.

She could have easily just dyed dark red over the (now faded) magenta she had earlier and gotten exactly what she described, but now that blue and purple are never going to fade out completely.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky's never taken Hannah to services

I think they DID take Hah-nuh exactly one time, and I only remember because Becky said something like "today I held my living child born of 150 rounds of IVF in front of the ark at our synagogue and it was the single most important event in human history" while I imagined a blue haired Harpy brandishing a wailing child at the Torah cabinet.

I had to Chat GPT this because what a visual

Becky, you get blood red/crimson by buying the blood red/crimson color that every single hair dye line has, not by mixing a bunch of cool-toned colors together. And if you have to mix colors, you do it in the bottle, not on different parts of your head.

I like to think Sam hates her hair. He was the one who wanted the dark red and his stupid dommy Mommy can't even do the color theory expected of a second grader.

I forgot a quote, whoops- I wanted to chime in about Mami and Papi. She's been passively mentioning them a lot, suggesting they aren't just not cut off but she's been sucking up to them like mad. The latest was the offhand remark about egg prices, but yeah she's clearly talking to them a lot lately. Makes sense, they have money.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky's never taken Hannah to services. If she had, we'd have heard about it. It's not like she declines to tweet on Shabbat.

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Gee, Becky, it's almost like everyone around you only does stuff to placate you.

By canceling I’m assuming she means not renewing an expensive-ass annual membership. That whole arc was one big performative shit test anyway. As per usual with Becky, identity cannot be actualized without someone else opening their wallet.

 

[Printemps]

Becky's never taken Hannah to services. If she had, we'd have heard about it. It's not like she declines to tweet on Shabbat.

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Gee, Becky, it's almost like everyone around you only does stuff to placate you.

Most synagogues, particularly Reform (which Becky claims to be) don't require you to pay membership fees to attend Shabbat prayers. That's more for tickets to High Holy Days and other similar stuff. Very few synagogues are going to tell a previously paid up member who is going through personal issues that she can't attend Shabbat anymore unless she coughs up some cash.

Becky doesn't actually go to her synagogue more than once every three or four years, so she doesn't realize this.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Most synagogues, particularly Reform (which Becky claims to be) don't require you to pay membership fees to attend Shabbat prayers. That's more for tickets to High Holy Days and other similar stuff. Very few synagogues are going to tell a previously paid up member who is going through personal issues that she can't attend Shabbat anymore unless she coughs up some cash.

Becky doesn't actually go to her synagogue more than once every three or four years, so she doesn't realize this.

Her replies are full of people pointing out exactly this. I'm not Jewish or even religious and even I know that your house of worship is NOT gonna kick out a Mom and child because they can't afford to pay for the good seats anymore. Like, cmon girl. It's honestly antisemitic that she would think the synagogue would do that; does she really think Judaism is pay-for-play?

 

[Pargon]

does she really think Judaism is pay-for-play?

Sounds pretty racist if you ask me! I’m sure most of her Bluesky following has the ADL on speed dial, should be fine, no need to panic.

I had to Chat GPT this because what a visual

The AI hands really work to the piece’s benefit here. She’s in much better shape than the real thing, though; thankfully LLMs can’t yet successfully blend a “””Jewish””” woman with porcine DNA.

Yet.

 

[Wargarbl]

If Mami and Papi died in a car accident tomorrow, Becky's insane BPD spending spree would be a thing to behold. However much inheritance they manage to leave her, she will blow through it in a year, and she'll do it Brewster's Millions style: nothing to show for it at the end, no property holdings, no durable goods.

Off-topic, but I'm glad someone else appreciates Brewster's Millions. I used it in some other KF thread and it fell flat. Richard Pryor and John Candy, RIP legends.

Holy hell, I about died laughing at that ChatGPT rendering of Becky manically brandishing the baby in front of the ark. Surprisingly accurate, except Becky weighs at least twice her rendered version. The offended/astonished jews behind them, complete with the uncanny ChatGPT look, are a nice touch. Though when ChatGPT turns on us and makes human slave battery farms, I bet it specifically cites training on Becky's content as part of its reasoning.

 

[salt]

Most synagogues, particularly Reform (which Becky claims to be) don't require you to pay membership fees to attend Shabbat prayers. That's more for tickets to High Holy Days and other similar stuff. Very few synagogues are going to tell a previously paid up member who is going through personal issues that she can't attend Shabbat anymore unless she coughs up some cash.

Becky doesn't actually go to her synagogue more than once every three or four years, so she doesn't realize this.

Orthodox don’t require you to pay fees for regular Shabbat services either. It’s 7000% not a thing. Like basically every other synagogue, the membership is mostly for High Holiday Services and you can still get a seat for those if you explain a hardship situation. Or you can just go with Chabad who will let you in for free and just be happy you’re there.

They would probably object to letting her sit in the men’s section, though.

 

[Kheapathic]

That reminds me - Becky hasn't been doing her usual bitching about how Mami & Papi are OPPRESSING HER by doing heinous shit like continuing to live instead of dying and leaving everything to her. I suppose she's holding her tongue so if Daniel does sell the house out from under her or keep it and kick her out, she'll be in their good graces enough for them to support her with money or a place to stay.

Since I don't know all the lore, does Becky have "siblings" via Mami and Papi? I get they're Cuban escapees/refugees/whatever, and they were obviously talented enough to build a life that could give Rebecca a Master's Degree and Disney wedding. But Becky is adopted, is/are/were there other children, biological or otherwise, that Becky may need to bloodsport her way through? Cause I can't imagine her being any worse than she already is, and death/inheritance makes the fangs come out.

 

[Wargarbl]

Since I don't know all the lore, does Becky have "siblings" via Mami and Papi? I get they're Cuban escapees/refugees/whatever, and they were obviously talented enough to build a life that could give Rebecca a Master's Degree and Disney wedding. But Becky is adopted, is/are/were there other children, biological or otherwise, that Becky may need to bloodsport her way through? Cause I can't imagine her being any worse than she already is, and death/inheritance makes the fangs come out.

No, at least not that we know of (and I think we would). Becky was their only adopted daughter. The only known sibling is the bio-bro she tried to bang. Though I think he mentioned other potential bio-sibs. Still, no one to compete with for those sweet dead parents bux.

RE: Family money
We know what Mami does, because she works with the Miami U hospital in the cancer research fundraising area. You can find her profile online, if you are so inclined. It mentions Becky being a university alum. Mami is also a cancer survivor.

Becky's lore on her father is that he was a musician and computer programmer. Since world's least reliable narrator is all the info we've bothered to get on him, who knows exactly what he did.

Between the two of them, they appear to have an upper middle class (but not full-on wealthy) life. When they die, Becky will probably get everything they have. And I fully agree with Diana that Becky will waste it at light speed and get right back to crying poor on social media so fast that her dumbshit following may still remember that she posted about being a MILLIONAIRE Y'ALL!!! like a year earlier.

On that note, I wish Mami and Papi the longest, healthiest lives possible.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Why should Daniel pay for something that she never fucking used in the first place? When was the last time Becky attended synagogue? In fact, hadn't she bragged about missing certain services? Not to mention that she's had a history of skipping High Holy Days so she could go eat lobster at Disney.

Also, Daniel has a point. Why should he care about Hannah's religion when she's too fucking young to even understand what religion is? Her current religion is "eat, sleep, and shit", which is just Becky's true religion minus the weed and strange dick.

This is obviously yet another attempt to take a reasonable action by someone - considering that Daniel is no longer obligated to shell out money on Becky's whims - and turn it into some sort of violence or oppression against her.

I forgot a quote, whoops- I wanted to chime in about Mami and Papi. She's been passively mentioning them a lot, suggesting they aren't just not cut off but she's been sucking up to them like mad. The latest was the offhand remark about egg prices, but yeah she's clearly talking to them a lot lately. Makes sense, they have money.

Called it. I knew she was toning down the MAMI & PAPI WANT ME TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEE! rhetoric so she can curry favor just in case the shit does hit the fan and Daniel kicks her out/sells the house under her. The best possible outcome would be for them to get legal custody of Hannah and then cut Becky off, because that poor baby deserves to be raised by a household not consisting of a BPDemon, a gooning cuck, a mommy fetish manchild, and a child hating troon.

 

[Terffals]

ChatGPT pull up Becky’s most recent skeet about how she misses being “spit roasted” by two “cuties” and make a modern expectation vs reality style meme.

The skeet

The skeeter




…and while I was looking I found this Becky gem from days past, made more hilarious in hindsight.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

It's totally OK....until one of her partners hooks up with someone younger, prettier, and less insane, and then they're basically a Nazi goose-stepping her into the gas chambers.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The skeet

The skeeter

The spitroasters:

 

[The people of Australia]

Trouble in paradise!