Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[squidward tentacles]

Becky is that rarest of creatures, the female-born transwoman.

How dare you compare Becky to our beloved Kikomi

 

[Umaibae]

You guys, I was traumatized scrolling through reddit because Becky came up in a suggested post in between some of my niche interests. I knew it was her even with just the frizzy busted hair/hidden dead eyes. Apparently she is back at doing dumb shit to her hair with zero knowledge of color theory... and possibly with color blindness. She claims her hair is pink (it's purple) and wants to get to dark red with the help of... more purple? I swear she wasn't this stupid when I knew her.


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You KNEW her???

Anyway, thanks to everyone for posting these photos. I feel like a hottie now.

 

[AnOminous]

She claims her hair is pink (it's purple) and wants to get to dark red with the help of... more purple? I swear she wasn't this stupid when I knew her.

Well that's one of the few masculine traits she has, not being able to recognize colors more complex than red, green and blue.

What kind of dumb cunt calls that pink? I'm sure a normal female would have a better color adjective than that anyway.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Just dump another couple boxes of whatever color dye you have lying around on it, Becky. Maybe bleach it a couple more times. What could it hurt, really?

 

[remedialjazz]

You KNEW her???

Yeah, back in the Miami days. Before Jackson lost his hair and they had the Disney wedding. I've made a few posts on here but otherwise lurk on the farms. I swear she really does put on a good show of being kind of fun and interesting when you meet and initially get to know her. Then the absolute batshit insanity comes out when you think you're friends.

 

[Trombonista]

She claims her hair is pink (it's purple)

Actually, it looks like it's both colors.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I swear she really does put on a good show of being kind of fun and interesting when you meet and initially get to know her. Then the absolute batshit insanity comes out when you think you're friends.

Should be in the diagnostic criteria for BPD.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Becky has the same haircolor as that homeless lady i saw shitting in the street...
A premonition perhaps.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Her hair looks stiff and greasy, like you’d have to wash your hands after touching it.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

Her hair looks stiff and greasy, like you’d have to wash your hands after touching it.

As if the rest of her doesn't.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Any time she asks the stylist for a trim, they just snap the ends off like they're breaking dry spaghetti

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I swear she really does put on a good show of being kind of fun and interesting when you meet and initially get to know her. Then the absolute batshit insanity comes out when you think you're friends.

Makes sense. Like how a Venus flytrap is bright red on the inside to lure its prey in.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

“My toddler trusts me enough to fall asleep on me” is truly next level bizarre. Babies and toddlers don’t need to “build trust” their mothers - they’re born trusting & ready to bond with their primary attachment.

Kids fall asleep on their parents all the time.

This one post really boggles my mind. Sorry I’m a bit late - but wow. Does her own mother not weep reading such bizarre statements?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

“My toddler trusts me enough to fall asleep on me” is truly next level bizarre. Babies and toddlers don’t need to “build trust” their mothers - they’re born trusting & ready to bond with their primary attachment.

Kids fall asleep on their parents all the time.

This one post really boggles my mind. Sorry I’m a bit late - but wow. Does her own mother not weep reading such bizarre statements?

That reminds me - Becky hasn't been doing her usual bitching about how Mami & Papi are OPPRESSING HER by doing heinous shit like continuing to live instead of dying and leaving everything to her. I suppose she's holding her tongue so if Daniel does sell the house out from under her or keep it and kick her out, she'll be in their good graces enough for them to support her with money or a place to stay.

 

[Printemps]

Just dump another couple boxes of whatever color dye you have lying around on it, Becky. Maybe bleach it a couple more times. What could it hurt, really?

Whatever you do, don't use conditioner. Wouldn't want to ruin that lovely elderly-Schnauzer's-fur texture.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I'm shocked that with Trump and the whole Israel/Iran thing going on, Becky hasn't ramped up her Jew LARPing and politi-sperging.

 

[Pargon]

I'm shocked that with Trump and the whole Israel/Iran thing going on, Becky hasn't ramped up her Jew LARPing and politi-sperging.

Becky only cares about invented problems, not real ones. Wake her back up when there’s another ICE protest so she can post more about how scared she is of the deathtroops kicking her door in.

 

[RonRiot]

This one post really boggles my mind. Sorry I’m a bit late - but wow. Does her own mother not weep reading such bizarre statements?

Maybe her mother read the post from yesterday about how she has always been left to do all the childcare, and her mind collapsed at the sheer illogic of the lie jenga?

 

[remedialjazz]

Like how a Venus flytrap is bright red on the inside to lure its prey in.

Perfect analogy. Like it was nice being able to hang out with them at jackson’s apartment or hit up a local diner or whatever. And it was totally normal to be out late doing those things. But at some point trying to be a referee on a phone call at 3am with Becky wailing on the line and Jackson like blowing up your AIM when you had previously been sleeping is definitely “oh god this is digesting me and I’m still alive”

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

That reminds me - Becky hasn't been doing her usual bitching about how Mami & Papi are OPPRESSING HER by doing heinous shit like continuing to live instead of dying and leaving everything to her. I suppose she's holding her tongue so if Daniel does sell the house out from under her or keep it and kick her out, she'll be in their good graces enough for them to support her with money or a place to stay.

If Mami and Papi died in a car accident tomorrow, Becky's insane BPD spending spree would be a thing to behold. However much inheritance they manage to leave her, she will blow through it in a year, and she'll do it Brewster's Millions style: nothing to show for it at the end, no property holdings, no durable goods.