Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[woodedbag]

Wouldn’t be surprised if Chad Hardin would take on Aaron as a client just to fuck with Nick.

Either way, Aaron won’t go bankrupt. Yeah, defending against litigation is expensive.

Defending against a shitty pro se litigant like Nick though, isn’t.

I dunno man I cant fathom how insufferable Aaron Imholte would be with a total balldo death victory of that proportion. Think he is so easily overshadowed by Rekieta's absolute derangement that people forget he is pretty insufferable as well. Then again, I guess if that were the case I wouldn't have much of a reason to see Aaron's stuff anymore so I guess im fine with that.

 

[Soapmore]

Thank you guys that makes sense

Yeah we're really saying the same thing, @Vibralldo and I. The key is that the addict's brain, which has the joy of cocaine and the rage response of being exposed as a liar as the one and same parts of the brain. So Nick offers up an alternate reality for us to swallow, we refuse, and his response is rage. This is his current relationship with Aaron in a nutshell. Nick retcons his recent life, Aaron basically says "no i was there it was XYZ" and this is contrary to Nick's alternate reality retcon, so the only solution is rage and revenge. Aaron is a mirror to Nick, and Nick can either admit what the mirror shows, or smash the mirror. Nick is all smash, even with his weakfag arms, he wants to smash. Because he doesn't have the courage to be honest.

For Nick to admit wrongdoing of any kind would be to deny and retract all the the alternative realities he has given us so far. He simply can't allow that, even if it would be best for his health and his family.

 

[Father Balldo]

If the Toe is meant to be sentenced tomorrow and WILL be going to jail, then what was the whole $50 fine about? I'm confused.

 

[Vibralldo]

Thank you guys that makes sense

I figured with the body cam footage arc nick would move on,

I also guess that nick s beefing had to do with april but april moved on.

Nick's brain's been permanently altered by drugs, he's physically incapable of moving on now.

 

[AnOminous]

Welcome to 1947 or some bygone age. Nowadays you can be found criminally innocent and still end up on the hook for a civil judgment.

They're to totally different standards. Also that's a good thing. Case in point: O.J. Simpson. Just because an obvious murderer manages to get away with it doesn't mean his victims shouldn't be compensated.

He also hates that Aaron was never charged with anything despite the rest of the Qover getting charges from it. He also thinks Aaron snitched to the cops and caused the raid (he didn't)

Nick is a seething criminal piece of shit enraged that Aaron took the opportunity to pull up instead of being a degenerate fucking moron like Nick.

That doesn't seem right. If you're charged with something criminally, why should you then be targeted civally? It seems it should only be one or the other.

So if you cripple someone for life and get a cushy plea deal, the crippled guy should just suck it up and die on the streets?

(I'd agree that if they already got full restitution as a result of the criminal proceeding, they shouldn't get a windfall out of it.)

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick will probably slap the shit out of her before the hearing to make sure her tears are real.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick is a seething criminal piece of shit enraged that Aaron took the opportunity to pull up instead of being a degenerate fucking moron like Nick.

That is the end all be all of it. Whatever all those chemicals have done to Nick's brain it is now hard wired to seethe 24/7. Aaron got to fuck his wife, eat his goo and managed to run off to tell every degenerate secret to two retarded Canadians right before Nick's life was completely destroyed. Nick didn't even get to openly be with April anymore, which was his only W he had over Aaron. All of that combined has to be an excruciating level of rage built up in that balldoed brain of his. What a miserable existence.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I wish there was a zoom link to tomorrows hearing. :/

 

[AnOminous]

@RaptInPlastic filed an ethics complaint about Nick's daughter. Nick has your "name and address You can be served. You're really disgusting."

Threatening to retaliate against someone for bringing an ethics complaint is itself a severe ethics violation and another complaint should be brought for this asinine behavior that shows unfitness to practice law (or for that matter to be considered anything other than pathetic pond scum).

It could also be the basis for criminal charges. Michael Avenatti is doing time for something similar (of course he pulled his shit on Nike in a spectacularly mongoloid maneuver).

If that is the one where Rekieta's lawyer makes statements about him still being a lawyer I'm guessing that would be why the document had to exit stage left.

If it was just that he could have just amended it. It's because it was blatantly, sanctionably frivolous and Randazza knew it was when he filed it.

I hope Mamma K doesn’t plan on going to the hearing b/c I don’t trust Nick to control himself. He has just been too unhinged acting on Twitter. Though it could be just him trying to sound tough or something.

That faggoty little stick figure won't do shit and if he tries he'll be curbstomped by the bailiff(s).

 

[Vibralldo]

We all thought Nick was basing his life off Dick Masterson, but he was really metamorphosing into Bert Banana

The faux Christianity, instability, (allegedly) beating his whore wife, the line "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL COCAINE ENTERS MY SYSTEM!"

 

[Soapmore]

That faggoty little stick figure won't do shit and if he tries he'll be curbstomped by the bailiff(s).

Being curbstomped by the bailiffs might be the best thing that can happen for everyone, involved and onlooking. Not just for the physical justice, but for whatever contempt or mayhem charges might come out of it, any of them being parole violations I would assume.

Aaron you're a boxer you can take the hit.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Rekeita seething at Grok for accurately pointing out that he's seething because of his drug conviction

https://x.com/grok/status/1937362188936823170

https://archive.is/md2j3

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ChatGPT is also not fooled by

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick didn't even get to openly be with April anymore, which was his only W he had over Aaron.

I have to say, this is one of the most hilarious twists in the whole business. We had months of Rekieta taunting Aaron about how his wife had left him and she'd moved in with Nick. Mack Daddy Rekieta was running a stable of ho's in Kandiyoshi and Aaron was just a big fat loser.

Eventually it turns out that Kayla had initially forced him to turf the bitch out only weeks in. Firstly, she's forced to live without internet in the Silent Hill property -- but even THIS isn't far enough away for his bottom bitch Kayla. She's wants the other skank GONE, and so poor Nick has to go cap in hand to his parents.

"Uh, mom? Mommy? Momma? You know that money I'm going to inherit eventually? Well, As you know, I'm a big shot internet lawyer these days. And a big shot internet lawyer who makes a million dollars a year -- number one earner of superchats in the USA -- it's only fitting that an intellectual and moral powerhouse like that needs to have a mistress. And so I've taken one. I'd like you to meet April. Isn't she hot? Yeah, smoking.

Anyway, my initial plan was to have all my whores in the same property, but it seems like Kayla isn't so keen and that's making April unhappy. It's starting to turn out as though the vision of domestic bliss that I'd envisaged, with me doing cocaine all day with my whores while they gaze over at me adoringly -- that seems to have gone to the wall. What I've actually got are two bitches who just spend all day fighting with each other and complaining at me.

So I really need the money to buy some kind of house for April. What do you say? It'll be coming to me eventually, you might as well just hand it over now.

Oh, the other house? I had to sell that. I took out a second mortgage on it and the bank said they'd foreclose if I didn't pay it off, so I had to sell it. The money? That's tied up in an investment at the moment

What do you mean, you won't do it? But mom! Mommy! Momma? Celeste! Don't you love your little Nicky? Why would you say no to an opportunity like this. This is important to my reputation. A lawpope has got to keep up appearances. Yes, I know things have been a bit quiet this year, but I'll be streaming again soon and the cash will start rolling in when that happens...

OK, what about this then? She could move in with you. And when one of your bulls are giving you a good seeing to for money, Bob will be able to get his needs met by visiting April's room. How does that sound? Pretty good, right?

I'm sure it won't be for long. I've just got to talk Kayla around again... and if she won't see sense, she'll be getting the back of my hand again. Not to mention those fucking kids. You'd think they'd be proud that daddy is banging all the whores, but all they do is complain about what their friends say at school. Roll on their 18th birthdays and the opening of their OnlyFans accounts.

Oh, incidentally, I bought you a pineapple. I know how much you like a pineapple...."

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

He's just gonna murder Aaron if he's found to have not violated the terms, isn't he?

I predict Nick will clinch LOTY in December when he goes to Aaron's house to kill him and gets killed by Aaron in self defense, probably in an embarrassing way. Aaron won't even be charged. Then Aaron, April and Kayla will rekindle their relationship and live happily ever after in their weird throuple. @Fapcop will be allowed to spend the night once in a while. Aaron will become a famous and beloved stand up comedian in LA, mostly telling jokes about the time he killed Nick, and Stoney's will go back to $2 cans on Thirsty Thursdays.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have to say, this is one of the most hilarious twists in the whole business. We had months of Rekieta taunting Aaron about how his wife had left him and she'd moved in with Nick. Mack Daddy Rekieta was running a stable of ho's in Kandiyoshi and Aaron was just a big fat loser.

The best part of it is that if I'm right and he really is sneaking off and giving her drug money he's doing all of that while angerly shaking and thinking about Aaron... and I'm pretty confident that I'm right.

 

[RotPockets]

mostly telling jokes about the time he killed Nick

Flinched him out so hard that Nick fell backwards into a scorpion pose that lodged his entire head up his ass like a Balldo. Aaron started busking bystanders to hit his goal as Nick meekly suffocated to death.

“One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.“
– Friedrich Nietzsche

Nick can do neither.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of Grok, Nick is obsessed. He's also lazy. I'm 100% sure he'll use Grok to write Kayla's Victim Impact Statement. It might be a funny exercise to compare what Grok spurts out vs what she actually says tomorrow.

No, it will be more purple than an aubergine. Nick will not let the chance pass to use his CrEaTiVe wRiTiNg degree...

It’s tediously pedestrian, to be forthright with you.

Quite true. The gravamen of his arguments are waning as quickly as his tonsorial thinning.

So Nick is saying NO MATTER WHAT, Aaron will get sentenced to jail time. I look forward to tomorrow, where that doesn't happen and Nick is wrong again.

I hope he whinges about corrupt government again.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Why is nick soo fixated on Aaron?

Because he's gay, and Aaron spurned him.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Why is nick soo fixated on Aaron?

Nick is incapable of admitting fault. Nick's life has gone of the rails. Since it can't be Nick's fault it must he someone else's.

Aaron left immediately before things went wrong. Aaron did not get charged with a crime while Nick did. Therefore it must be Aaron's fault, as Aaron ruined Nick's grand plans and got him arrested.

If Aaron had stayed, Nick would not have been arrested or had his life fall apart.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It’s giving Marshall Casterson.

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Nick truly is every cow.

It's even funnier because this rant or a very similar car rant was directed at Rekieta for making fun of Marshall and Melinda.