Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MechanicusAdmin]

"I have a long memory.."
No you don't, you make shit up mere days after the fact and get proven wrong time and time again idiot.

"I'll be keeping it off the show.."
Dickhead you don't have 'a show', you sit in an empty room and yell at the walls whenever the gas starts kicking in.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

"Destroy them all."

That's not the point, you sad, pathetic lost soul.

Truly a "Dear God, please kill Spider-Man" moment

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick being absolutely owned by grok is brilliant he cant even be passive aggressive without being humiliated by ai.

Still nick seems to think he's except from ridicule, it's why he's my favourite cow!

"Josh is cow tipping" -ahem sir its Josh's lawyer!
"he better watch out" -shower call incoming someone warn Jesus Mon.
also
"Josh is a faggot" -maybe? I've seen conflicting information.
Now let's not forget the classic:
"kiwifarms is just full of pedos who want to see my kids" -ah it's classic for a reason please show us where this is true.

I just want to see the messy house and laugh at the rich guy who lives in a shit hole.

 

[daniel day]

1: HOPE NICK DIES FR FR
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10: NO! DONT DIE NICK, THE LULZ WILL STOP!!


Personally I’m swinging back and forth between 3 and 6. How about you guys?

if no nick then Kayla is now free? Go Fapcop, and coom to the extreme!

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick trying to sue Null for ??? And running afoul of the Anti-SLAPP stuff he keeps insisting applies to his current suit (that doesn't) would be such karmic brilliance.

Still, until Nick actually serves someone a lawsuit I am convinced it will never happen. He's all hot air from the nitrous huffing.

Though if he does sue anyone it will be Aaron via his wife, so he can get good boy points from Melton. And since its his wife being humiliated his own ego is unbruised.

 

[The Bunk]

Rekeita seething at Grok for accurately pointing out that he's seething because of his drug conviction

https://x.com/grok/status/1937362188936823170

https://archive.is/md2j3

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This is pure Kino. It's like passing by a drunken hobo on the sidewalk who's loudly arguing with voices in his head. Only in this case, the hobo is losing the argument.

 

[Swole McPole]

I've no idea who TurtleBoy is or why anyone would care about him, but I suspect he's looking to share an eightball with the LawTube Legend prior to taking his turn at Our Wife.

Turtleboy: He's gonna try and trick you into doing it but be careful. Don't drink the goo. You'll still be listening to him going on about it years later.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I can’t get archive to work very well. but I wasn’t anymore impressed with this video Nick posted than I was with Gabe’s expose. Like how does this prove that Aaron doesnt know what is coming on Wednesday? https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1937355092224602565?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g

There's no chance that Aaron's lawyer isn't compiling all the times Rekieta has tagged Aaron in an attempt to provoke him to show the judge, right? Unreal to have your wife go up on the stands and give out a "victim impact statement" like Aaron has ruined her shitty little life, all the while there are countless examples of her husband going out of his way to try and provoke her "harasser".

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

I wonder, is that a greater masochism than the Balldo?

Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1937304765102268746 https://archive.is/wNLQG

Did he not read the whole thing or is he telling us how guilty & defeated by his enemies he is?

Finally, Weds...

(Sorry, I'm new to posting here so don't know how to post pictures under correct post.. You guys are smart, though. Trust u can figure it out.)

 

[SigmaBalls]

This isn't even the third or possibly fourth time Nick got bodied by Grok, I really don't see how washers take that catastrophic L every time.
"Yeah my guy literally fights with an A.I like it's a real person ayylawging him, he's a winner!"

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

There's no chance that Aaron's lawyer isn't compiling all the times Rekieta has tagged Aaron in an attempt to provoke him to show the judge,

One would hope. It should be very easy to show that Aaron has never tweeted at Nick while Nick spams Aaron and "Kayla" (actually Nick) spends every waking moment either watching Aaron's stream or openly fantasizing about destroying his life.

Aaron's lawyer did already submit 'why don't Aaron's ex-lovers just stop watching his channel' so I imagine thats part of the consideration.

Surely a spurned lover (Nick) endlessly filing nonsense where he's convinced Aaron is talking about Kayla in an open attempt to fuck up his plea deal out of revenge for their relationship ending. That's gotta be factored in someplace at least by the prosecutor Aaron struck a deal with.

 

[Sneed Force One]

One would hope. It should be very easy to show that Aaron has never tweeted at Nick while Nick spams Aaron and "Kayla" (actually Nick) spends every waking moment either watching Aaron's stream or openly fantasizing about destroying his life.

I hope this is true. There's plenty of mitigating evidence that Nick has been attacking Aaron constantly and goading him into conversations about Kayla.
The most lulzy result is a nothingburger sentence and the value of the KNU remains at $50.

Aaron's lawyer did already submit 'why don't Aaron's ex-lovers just stop watching his channel' so I imagine thats part of the consideration.

I think your right. Introducing that concept must come with some receipts that Nick has been pushing Aaron towards violations.
I'd laugh if Nick has been stupid enough to email St.Clouds PD via his own email address, completely failing to impersonate his wife.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

It's funny that Kayla would know nothing of Aaron talking about her if it wasn't for Nick telling her. Almost like he wants her to feel bad.

Also, at a certain point they have to realise they're taking away Aaron's 1st amendment rights by saying he can't ever talk about Kayla, a woman he loved (well, according to him). Certainly in the context of the "revenge porn" (lmao, just shared a photo with a one friend, to boast) you can argue for it, but when that's over, it makes no sense. He's not harassing her. Nick's just trying to control his ex-boyfriend out of malice.

Nick is using the government for his gay internet fight, to make it so he wins by default as the other guy can't even respond.

 

[Nova902]

No, Nick. The holes in your brain are making you confused.

Your sentence was far harsher than anyone predicted. No one thought you'd be sentenced to jail time and 5 whole years of probation.

We're saying that the way you've been treated afterwards has been incredibly lenient, such as the fact you were allowed to go to vegas despite your drug charges, your PO ignoring all your obvious nitrous abuse and allowing you to stop streaming for a week (your job). Plus the bodycam footage situation where the prosecutor and judge seem really eager to suppress it on your behalf.

Idk if it's a money issue, but if you're denying it, Nick, I'm more inclined to believe it.

I said he would get jail.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He conflates. Aaron speculated that the state somehow is covering for Nick by suppressing the bodycam release. Yes, you can't both claim Nick got a harsh sentence cos they hate him to the state covers for him.

Literally nobody is saying Nick's deal was good or that it's because his parents bribed the county.

As Kurt once said during one of the Meme Copium streams:
"For a man who is so precise about his own words—and will harangue you if you get a comma in the wrong place because it's not precisely what he said—you'd think he'd be a bit more mindful of what other people said."

 

[Melty Butter]

I've no idea who TurtleBoy is or why anyone would care about him

Aiden Kearney, aka Turtle Boy, is pretty amazing. He's almost singularly responsible for the Read case blow up. Long before anyone cared, he relentlessly trolled Canton LEO, exposing their corruption on his small local blog while working as a high school history teacher (he's since quit/been fired). For his efforts he got slapped with a witness intimidation charge. He's also Irish-charismatic with a wife and two kids. A Netflix doc is being made about his story. He'll go on almost anyone's show. But, never fear, Nick will screw it up because he doesn't know a single detail of this case aside from the sexts.

Rekeita seething at Grok

Speaking of Grok, Nick is obsessed. He's also lazy. I'm 100% sure he'll use Grok to write Kayla's Victim Impact Statement. It might be a funny exercise to compare what Grok spurts out vs what she actually says tomorrow.

 

[LimeRikki]

You think these people would do literally any research before showing up to some has been's stream.

What is there even to talk about when Nick is out of the loop and gets no views?

It doesnt progress the grift. I'm sure it'll be lame, but at least he might get visibly frustrated with Nick like the ethots do.

Plot twist: TB has picked Rackets to be his next target for investigation, and this is him information gathering before he breaks Breaking Balldo to the public.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is making his own court hearings into content. With a complete lack of self-awareness.

Technically Nick is making his WIFE'S hearing into content

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I said he would get jail.

Nick technically did get jail, but they'll handwave it when it actually comes around.

 

[1NpuLs]

Speaking of Grok, Nick is obsessed. He's also lazy. I'm 100% sure he'll use Grok to write Kayla's Victim Impact Statement. It might be a funny exercise to compare what Grok spurts out vs what she actually says tomorrow.

Nah he is gonna write it himself he is to obessed with the TOE to let AI write his fellings