StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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This guy is the absolute worst.
Kiwifucks.
 
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Well done! I wish somebody would do that for my lyrics to "Mr. Wack Sparrow" from earlier this month.

To the tune of "Mr. Bo Jangles":

I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
 
You know thinking about it. Making deals with so called demons never seems worth it. What deal did Tarl get? A failing Youtube career and pirate LARP.
No mansions and millions in cash? Not even the weeks lottery numbers? So you supposedly had your owl demon kill a guy, to get you off. But you got convicted anyway. Why do i get the feeling that he would have claimed to have read Faust, but then learned nothing of the meaning.
 
Why do i get the feeling that he would have claimed to have read Faust, but then learned nothing of the meaning.
Because like everything with Taaaarl it's stupid and half assed, a Faustian Bargain bin if you will.


Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway
As @AnOminous said, how else are we supposed to know what a bad ass, bad boy he is?
And should someone who has Stolas on speed dial be forced to wear a paper hat? Blasphemy
 
Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.

OH! i know this answer! it's to catch the rain and you tilt your head to let the water out! and the sherlock holms deerstalker hat has TWO bills, one to keep the sun out of your eyes and one to keep the rain off the back of your neck during the rain! Now if they were only made of foil....
 
From glancing at the OP this guy would be an Amerimutt Pekka Siitoin from Temu?
That is incorrect, Pekka was on a whole new level and he was also super based. OP of this thread has not been updated (it should).

I can give you a little recap of our little tard here, he is still living with his parents, beats up women, chases them with blades and points guns at them. He will leave them battered at womens shelters. He is an alcoholic and possible drug addict who got buttfucked in New Orleans prison by some thugs after he busted some crazy ass bitches ribs her own phone.

Tarl believes that he's an vampire and a pirate (vampirate) and yes its very gay, he also believes in magic and has claimed that he made some DA(?) kill himself, he claimed that he made a blizzard happen in N'Orleans etc.

Better comparison would be KingCobraJFS at home but with a homosexual twist and violence.

His political takes are basicly MAGA boomer milktoast copium and his channel is slowly bleeding followers.
 
Any money to be made selling "Official Tarl Warwick (Styxhrxenhammer 666) Replica Pirate Larping Kit" so one can dress like their favorite receding YouTube hero? No?....... Yeah, that's what I thought.
in order for it to be authentic, it would need piss and sweat and body odor infused into the rags/clothing and fungus and dry rot in the boots. so the issue might really be is it legal to ship such things as a biohazard.

Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.
Because period correct pirate hats were felted wool and felted wool really cant be hussied up that much - leather, as impractical it would be as a hat and would be hot as hell in the Caribbean, felted wool hats cant be embellished as easily. I think the modern pirate tricorn being leather is for style rather than period accuracy.

a Faustian Bargain bin if you will.
This is underrated and made me laugh. Thank you for that ;)

he farms in small yards. havent you heard.
Without his biochar recipe starvation would be nation wide and rampant.
 
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apparently she "assaulted" dylan and is probably going to lose custody of the kids

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
2:00 PM
Family/Criminal Courtroom 3 - Second Floor
Dylan Beaudry v. Samantha Keister
23-DM-01825 Domestic
Parental Rights & Responsibilities Final Hearing
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister ( Steven J. Howard )
OCS Intervenor - Office of Child Support Southwest Region ( Sarah Reed )
I can't wait for you to eat your words on this.

It'll all show up in court.
@Laylithe How did all that work out for you????? Has Karma been served to ex hubby like it has for Tarl?
 
Tarl believes that he's an vampire and a pirate (vampirate) and yes its very gay, he also believes in magic and has claimed that he made some DA(?) kill himself, he claimed that he made a blizzard happen in N'Orleans etc.
You can't be a pirate and a vampire at the same time, just like you can't be a ninja and a zombie at the same time.
Because period correct pirate hats were felted wool
It would be more appropriate for Styx though, because Styx is felted at life.
 
Monday's livestream is a shitshow, again, as chemically altered Tarl walks us through cooking and favorite foods again, chugs a screwdriver, sucks a Marmite substitute off his fingers, and educates everybody on female genital anatomy, after which he chucles and says, "Hi, Mom!" I love the thumbnail.

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