Official Kiwifarms Cheese Runs

[Unarmed Gunman]

I looked through the cheese selection at the Meijer's

Michigander spotted. Probably 50+ considering the 's on the end. How did I do?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Once it reaches three months, the cheese produces its notorious smell because of the bacterium used to ferment Limburger cheese and many other smear-ripened cheeses. This is Brevibacterium linens, the same one found on human skin that is partially responsible for body odor (particularly foot odor).

Dear Cheeser's Cheese of Choice™ is fuckin toe cheese

 

[Preacher ✝]

Michigander spotted. Probably 50+ considering the 's on the end. How did I do?

I'm not that old but Michigan is close enough.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Is there a special badge that we get for completing the cheese run? I'm going a few town's over to a buddy's place and there's a cheese shop on the way. Do we have to send it directly to Null's email, or can we DM it to him?

 

[NoReturn]

I want to get off of Mister Moon's Wild Ride!

You rube
You utter buffoon
Have you forgotten?
The moon is made of cheese.

 

[The Lawgiver]

We doxed that Cuban dog mutilator guy by an ice cream shop's decor. Do you want to be doxed from background items at the cheese shop? Don't fuck around with dairy.

No price is too step for CHEESE nigga.

 

[Dangerous Dude]

The moon is made of cheese.

"The game was rigged from the start."

 

[Sexy Potoo]

@Null
Here is the results from my Cheese Run™. This is just from the closest grocery store from my house, I didn't play on easy mode and go to Whole Foods or anything like that.

1st off, the Limburger Cheese

A product imported from Germany.

With that out of the way, here is a selection of cheeses from all over Europe.

Spoiler: Cheese Run™

Does this qualify as "real cheese" Josh? Is this a successful Cheese Run™?

 

[Null]

Here is the results from my Cheese Run™. This is just from the closest grocery store from my house, I didn't play on easy mode and go to Whole Foods or anything like that.

dm me the name of the store

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

America's endless wars over cheese > America's endless wars over the Middle East

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

dm me the name of the store

He's Krogerposting. I recognize the placards and the discount sticker.

 

[waffle]

Null's got me stopping in grocery stores in all the werid small towns I drive through. So far all I've done is confirm that Price Chopper is just a bullshit mob front and the worst grocery store in the Midwest.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I'm not running a cheese wheel down a hill for the Kiwi Farms. That's way too british.

 

[Jotch]

I'm not running a cheese wheel down a hill for the Kiwi Farms. That's way too british.

The shiwi farms cheese race.


I bought some Limburger recently after the issuing of the Cheese Challenge. My regular cheese dealer didn't have it! But my backup cheese dealer did.
Smells like vomit, has a scale on the back the passively encourages you to let it expire to "go bold" (lol) and tastes a lot of meunster to my philistine taste buds.
Not a bad cheese!

Sadly I can't share more than this.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'll try doing the cheese run thing soon at the old ass weird shop rite in my area at some point, maybe some other areas too if scheduling lines up. Most shop rites are like massive fucking big complexes now similar to wegmans but there's a few near me that still are the old low ceiling layout that doesn't have american anthems playing in the entrance constantly for no apparent reason. Was gonna WALK a good fucking distance away since when i went to get the rubbing alchohol to clean the fucking I key on my old keyboard I did something similar with a different grocery store but it was 100 something degrees out humid as hell. I felt like i was gonna have a fucking heat stroke and was extremely disoriented for a good while, the lack of sleep and stress over other shit didn't help lmao.

If I had money and knew i'd be able to eat it before it went bad I'd be getting cheese a bit more often that wasn't the plain shit again. It's been a while since I had the good shit, closest thing to it was the swiss and bleu cheese cheeseburger i got from some chain restaurant's special menu and the cheese was like the only good thing about it.

EDIT: I forgot the diners by me had various cheeses on the burgers too that were good quality shit.

 

[Jotch]

american anthems playing in the entrance constantly for no apparent reason

You WILL listen to The Battle Hymh of the Republic on loop for your entire shoping experience!

 

[The Lawgiver]

You WILL listen to The Battle Hymh of the Republic on loop for your entire shoping experience!

it's only at the front entrance. The inside is either quiet or just normal music.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I think it's definitely possible to find good European cheeses in the US without having to be a city slicker. To Joah's original point from so long ago, it is infinitely easier and more convenient to get a variety of cheeses in Europe and they are probably better. However, for cheese enjoyers in the US, one can still do well.

I've lived in South America and East Asia and it is nearly impossible to easily get good cheeses. Don't get it twisted, sudacas have cheeses, they just mostly suck ass. Looking at you "queso cremoso."

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I know monterey jack shit about cheese so i didnt know what i was looking for but these are some of the non English European cheeses I saw at my kroger.

Also while I couldn't find limburger a quick search came up a reddit post of someone having some at their kroger.

 

[Cyberpunk Dobermann]

God I love cheese.

Had myself a nice fresh mozzarella and bruschetta salad tonight.

My local store has a great selection of foreign cheeses, I'm lucky.