Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Reminder Tony Hawk threatened to walk if Activision wouldn't put Bam in the THPS 3+4 remaster, sure he's real happy he put his neck out for his friend now.
Tony is a real G. Thats what a real man and friend does for real, very cool.
This is the perfect place for bam. Fishtank isn't too dissimilar from viva la bam which was fucking awesome
 
Tony is a real G. Thats what a real man and friend does for real, very cool.
This is the perfect place for bam. Fishtank isn't too dissimilar from viva la bam which was fucking awesome
Bam was cool on the tank. He was a good sport and they also accommodated him by removing alcohol from the house.
He showed up for 2 days in a row, which I think shows he was having fun doing it.

Also he mentioned he was doing stuff for the tony hawk game. it seems like thats why he's out doing stuff, trying to get hype up.

He mentioned he had to go down to newport ri for stuff (which is like 1 hour drive from fishtank) to do stuff and he posted on his instagram about that.
He was skating at a skatepark down there.

My opinion is that he looks sober (hes fat) but he also seems like he's doing pretty well, seems happy and normal.
I'm really happy for him and hope he keeps it up.
 
This was a trippy featured i wasn't expecting. Like a lot of people have said, Bam had it all really young. Not just family money, but skate vids, TV shows, videos games, that hard-core punklife i think many of (us) wanted. But after the drugs and Dunn's death, I feel like from the outside-watching-in, it got pretty sad real fast.

Can you imagine making a career next to Steve-O; where the biggest fuck-up you've known turns his life around and is suddenly making more money than you ever did in your prime? Meanwhile, you're just "treading water" trying to stay relevant, and your last-ditch hail-mary is Sam fucking Hyde?

If Bam sticks around, doesn't get arrested, doesn't go to a psych ward, it will be funny to me, but probably end with a sad and very public conclusion.
 
That's because he can't stay sober for any length of time and probably Sam doesn't want him mainlining heroin or sniffing random powders on cam all day.

He'll go back to the usual haze he lives his life in now. I wonder what tabloid he'll show up in next?
It’s as Steve-O said: it was fun, until it wasn’t. And the only one that couldn’t seem to move on from it was Bam.
 
This will sound like old man or fatass cope (I'm neither) but Bam doesn't really look any different from an ordinary person I see around town. Tony Hawk is also 1.91m tall.
You need to move to a better town.

Try palm beach, west Hartford, flagstaff, Palm Springs, auburn hills, Wellesley, McLean, old Greenwich, cherry hill. palo verdes estates. Etc

I wonder how star struck Sam was.
He's said multiple times that the CKY videos were a huge influence on him. It's especially apparent on that Ecstasy of Car video where he abuses the fuck out of that QX80.

Those tapes were great. This song still pops into my head from time to time:

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This shit was so random, gritty, and captures an era perfectly. It stands up to time, unlike Bam.
 
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Salutations, guest from the FishTank thread here, I would like to ask thread regulars if they know whether or not Bam is currently homeless. The reason I ask, is because of Season 1 freeloader AirsoftFatty was homeless at the time and just as fat, pathetic, and depressed.
 
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