Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

This isn't even the first or second time. @FROG who can't finish his gay fucking book mocked attendees of Eric July's ISOM events for various things, like being fat; when they're not fat, it's their age. He especially likes to pick on women.
But God forbid you make fun of his wife or kid (who has autism I think?)
I won't but you reap what you sow. If you didn't go around antagonising average Eric July fans having a good time at an event and stick to delivering your stupid children's picture book, nobody would be making fun of you.

EVS balldoguards for the same reason grifty does:

Grifty is a drug abusing degenerate like Nick.
EVS is a former eceleb that's torpedoed his career and spends his time insulting others while using his wife as a shield instead of working on getting his career back like Nick.

He sees Nick in himself, so by defending Nick he's defending himself

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The truly pathetic detail about this tweet is that Rekieta had previously blocked "Scarebro" on Twitter. This means he had to unblock "Scarebro," post his seething tweet, and then block him again—just to get his jab in.

This is one of his most bitch made moves—something he keeps pulling with his alogs and others he has personal beef with, such as Potentially Criminal.

So he reads his haters tweets from a sock account? Another Boogie trait.

And it's hilarious - what's the point of blocking people if you're going to read their posts anyway? Just to seethe impotently?

If the judge smells faggotry afoot I imagine they just skip all the fluff. I doubt the judge cares that much about some random misdemeanor. They probably churn through them in 15 minute blocks all day, like their schedule suggests.

Would even 15 minutes be enough for any statements? I would imagine it's barely enough for all the formalities.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

So he reads his haters tweets from a sock account? Another Boogie trait.

And it's hilarious - what's the point of blocking people if you're going to read their posts anyway? Just to seethe impotently?


Would even 15 minutes be enough for any statements? I would imagine it's barely enough for all the formalities.

15 minutes to get in, get it on the record, and get out so the next poor sap can repeat on their block.

It'd be like giving a victim statement for a traffic ticket. Even just the basic formalities are gonna run 10 minutes. Figure 2 minutes each way to get everyone in and ready then out for the next group.

Kayla doesnt have time to weep at the judge let alone 2 other people give statements. This isnt a criminal case like Nick's where there's plenty of time to deal and that was still brief besides the judge admonishing Nick.


The judge already chose not to move the hearing, so I doubt they will now during it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Does the Judge need to let any of the statements be given?

They can just choose to go 'here's the plea deal, do you accept?, 50 bucks fine, violation under consideration, go home' and be done?

If the judge smells faggotry afoot I imagine they just skip all the fluff. I doubt the judge cares that much about some random misdemeanor. They probably churn through them in 15 minute blocks all day, like their schedule suggests.

I guess it depends on what the pre-sentencing investigation says.

And it's hilarious - what's the point of blocking people if you're going to read their posts anyway? Just to seethe impotently?

Just like the restraining order to stop Aaron from talking about Kayla, Nick likes restricting people's ability to respond.

 

[Meat Target]

When the OnA rapefugees were looking for a new home they requested a board here. If Im remembering right null decided against it because they are too prone to gayops/touching the cow.

Internet Tough Guys was made as a compromise. It encompassed the Fatrickverse cows without being exclusively about them.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick is a faggot who did Taekwondo in college, which effectively will get you tackled and grappled because it’s fucking useless in an actual fight. Aaron does actually know something about boxing and has actually gone into the ring (losses count, the Teddy Roosevelt quote is always applicable).

Strip mall dojos are such a joke. Modern MMA seems to be a combination of boxing and Olympic wrestling (yes I know BJJ too). There was some MMA guy who dominated various dojos just to show how useless their stuff was iirc. Also Nick has never been in a fight and no choke slamming kids or tard punching yourself doesn’t count. I can see Nick either throwing wild haymakers or those off foot backing away punches because he doesn’t know how to lean in an absorb a hit. In fact I’d pay good money to see Nick vs Aaron the amateur boxer.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The judge already chose not to move the hearing, so I doubt they will now during it.

And the judge ok'd to discuss the reported RO violation(s) during this hearing. You have to think that's at least 5 minutes of discussion between the state and Aaron's attorney, if there is any point of contention.

The judge knew what her schedule was like. It's possible things go over, but I don't think the judge wants this to end up as a 2 hour bitch fest from Nitrous Nicky and Slatternly Kayla "Any Hole Is a Goal" Rekieta.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

You know what, Fuck Kayla Rekieta, Our Wife and a horrible mother who is going to weep at Aaron because it was Aaron who turned her into a crack whore mom of 5 children. At least the ghetto women never had a chance but what's your excuse, Skanklya? Just a pathetic woman and the our wife Crackets deserves.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

And the judge ok'd to discuss the reported RO violation(s) during this hearing. You have to think that's at least 5 minutes of discussion between the state and Aaron's attorney, if there is any point of contention.

Thus part I think might get continued at the hearing (or whatever you call 'we need to schedule it later') but considering the prosecutor is the one recommending $50 I think Aaron probably gets a stern 'dont try to be cute and play on the line'.

Flooding the case with victim statements over a misdemeanor likely has the judge aware there's bullshit going on from Nick's side.

To be fair, pissed off husbands trying to screw over their wife's partner in infidelity probably isn't too uncommon?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Just a reminder of Kayla Rekieta's online reputation, from November 2022, from Godwinson of all people:

And Rumble version

https://rumble.com/v1wpcka-slatternly-surprise.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_m

And the companion, earlier video:

https://rumble.com/v1wpbni-cucksottos-slatternly-wife-ft.-current-cropmon-and-old-masters.html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a

Kayla's a dog, YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!

Edit to add: and Ralph and some other fat guy shitting on the Rekietas

https://rumble.com/v209152-we-three-kings.html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a

Now, some will say that Pinecone was the whore that was at Knoxville which Coach was talking about, but why not both?
(Warning: Very much Kino Dogme 2007 on display.)

 

[Sock Cucker]

It might be fun to add a poll at this stage.
I think I’m on team “nothing ever happens” but you can never rule out zooluminati influence.

I'm on team Melton brings a bottle and Nick gets shitfaced after Aaron walks free. Looking forward to their stream together. Just hope the kids are not around.

 

[Not Even Twice]

You know what, Fuck Kayla Rekieta, Our Wife and a horrible mother who is going to weep at Aaron because it was Aaron who turned her into a crack whore mom of 5 children. At least the ghetto women never had a chance but what's your excuse, Skanklya? Just a pathetic woman and the our wife Crackets deserves.

Yeah whatever shred of doubt one might have had about where she stood in this, look no further. She's gonna get up there in a couple of hours and claim that goofy fucking Aaron talking about his experience with the Rekietas is such a mentally torturing ordeal she can barely make it through her day, all the while her husband is doing his national degeneracy tour putting it all on full display and acting like the drug addled maniac he is.

 

[Vibralldo]

15 minutes to get in, get it on the record, and get out so the next poor sap can repeat on their block.

It'd be like giving a victim statement for a traffic ticket. Even just the basic formalities are gonna run 10 minutes. Figure 2 minutes each way to get everyone in and ready then out for the next group.

Kayla doesnt have time to weep at the judge let alone 2 other people give statements. This isnt a criminal case like Nick's where there's plenty of time to deal and that was still brief besides the judge admonishing Nick.


The judge already chose not to move the hearing, so I doubt they will now during it.

The judge giving literally everyone blue balls by denying them all, including Aaron, permission to do their gay speeches and solidifying the KNU's value by not giving any additional punishments to Aaron would be the funniest outcome.

Nick spending hours coaching zonked out Kayla on the best way to fake cry to the judge and Aaron saying how his speech will be incredibly cathartic and a way to finally tell his story on the record being cucked by a judge sick of all their shit would be peak.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

It might be fun to add a poll at this stage.
I think I’m on team “nothing ever happens” but you can never rule out zooluminati influence.

I'm on team 'faggot paparazzi outside the court' after the uneventful goings-on inside the court. Remember, these people are internet tough guys; out in public they're wimps.

Some contrived drama in the car park and/or following Aaron's car is the most they can muster.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The judge giving literally everyone blue balls by denying them all, including Aaron, permission to do their gay speeches and solidifying the KNU's value by not giving any additional punishments to Aaron would be the funniest outcome.

Nick spending hours coaching zonked out Kayla on the best way to fake cry to the judge and Aaron saying how his speech will be incredibly cathartic and a way to finally tell his story on the record being cucked by a judge sick of all their shit would be peak.

The judge has two options:

1. Keep this shit short and to the point. Keep their day on schedule.

2. Let the court room become a zoo of retards who very clearly all hate each other and are fucking about over one topless pic. Derail their entire day and all other lawyers/defendants/etc involved in anything else all day.

 

[Vibralldo]

The judge has two options:

1. Keep this shit short and to the point. Keep their day on schedule.

2. Let the court room become a zoo of retards who very clearly all hate each other and are fucking about over one topless pic. Derail their entire day and all other lawyers/defendants/etc involved in anything else all day.

It's crazy that the courtroom becoming a wild circus is the less funny option of the 2

 

[Halbschwanz]

if hurt feelings, personal betrayal and broken loyalty were grounds for legal punishment then we'd be jailing cheaters and adulterers in droves.

Adultery is still a crime in several states. It's even a felony in some places.

EDIT: Goddamnit Kiwiflare. States where adultery is a crime. Minnesota is not on that list.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Nick once again celebrating Elissa clips cancer while decrying anyone doing the same. When someone points the hypocrisy with a qoute from Matthew 7:3, the moral story flies right over his head like usual. "Im looking at cancer not sticks!"

 

[Cheb Dagness]

Just a reminder of Kayla Rekieta's online reputation, from November 2022, from Godwinson of all people:

Godwinson was great before the Dischord faggotry, bpd pussy and ketamine got him.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Adultery is still a crime in several states. It's even a felony in some places.

EDIT: Goddamnit Kiwiflare. States where adultery is a crime. Minnesota is not on that list.

Yeah but not being jailed in droves.

The Phillipines does jail people for it, though. (People who date Filipinas should always make sure she's actually single, first. You don't want to go to a Filipino jail.)