Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

All files are usually set to courthouse viewing only on the day the trial/hearing happens so the updating process is easier for the clerks as well as reducing server use to prioritize it for the presiding judge.

There's also a high degree of possibility the judge will notice something that got filed should have been under seal or otherwise not public and if it's already publicly available, there's no way to unring the bell.

 

[Stiffy]

Now this is pretty funny.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There's also a high degree of possibility the judge will notice something that got filed should have been under seal or otherwise not public and if it's already publicly available, there's no way to unring the bell.

You know, unless it's bodycam footage...

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Yeah but not being jailed in droves.

The Phillipines does jail people for it, though. (People who date Filipinas should always make sure she's actually single, first. You don't want to go to a Filipino jail.)

Spare your ass and your ears and just dont date pinays. Problem solved.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

One more hour. Do we have anyone attending? If so then please yell “Another Win for the Toe” regardless of outcome across the street from the court house.

 

[Sneed Force One]

One more hour. Do we have anyone attending? If so then please yell “Another Win for the Toe” regardless of outcome across the street from the court house.

Hopefully so, though any attendees should keep their presence hidden until the conclusion of events.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

One more hour. Do we have anyone attending? If so then please yell “Another Win for the Toe” regardless of outcome across the street from the court house.

Please yell 'another win for the toe' and then run Nick and Melton over with a car.

To make up for the coming nothingburger we need the world's most confusing terror attack to make the news.

Full disclosure: I am putting all my prayers into $50 fine and a finger wag from the judge because the fallout after will be best.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I'm going to be disappointed if the ruling is anything but a bare hands fight to the death winner take all style throw down in the parking lot of Stoneys Bar and Grill on Thursday night.

 

[Mushroom King]

It's being livestreamed, is it not? I hope the judge declares no quarter and gives him a proper punishment, nothing overboard though. The Toe is most guilty of being stupid.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Hopefully so, though any attendees should keep their presence hidden until the conclusion of events.

I just find the “Another Win for the Toe” meme to be funny as Aaron mostly “wins” by doing nothing. It’s like a giant Rube Goldberg machine that backfires and Aaron walks away unscathed.

 

[Vibralldo]

Please yell 'another win for the toe' and then run Nick and Melton over with a car.

To make up for the coming nothingburger we need the world's most confusing terror attack to make the news.

Full disclosure: I am putting all my prayers into $50 fine and a finger wag from the judge because the fallout after will be best.

"Tragedy today as the front of a Spicer, Minnesota courthouse was targeted in a suicide bombing leaving 3 men dead, including the attacker. The motives are unclear, but witnesses recounted the terrorist shouting "another win for the toe!" before detonating his suicide vest."

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It's crazy that the courtroom becoming a wild circus is the less funny option of the 2

I agree. Having Melton fly to Minnesota, and Nick write the scorned lovers’ edition of War and Peace, only to usher everyone out after a few minutes, will prompt a nuclear meltdown. Especially if Nick got to use new words in his speech and couldn’t share them with the audience. The myopia of scheduling would cuck his fun!

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I'm going to be disappointed if the ruling is anything but a bare hands fight to the death winner take all style throw down in the parking lot of Stoneys Bar and Grill on Thursday night.

I humbly request that we instead table the fight until we can get a proper venue sorted and tickets sold. Gabe vs Ralph lost its luster after the Keanu interview so we are banking on Baldo vs Toe to main event CC4.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"Tragedy today as the front of a Spicer, Minnesota courthouse was targeted in a suicide bombing leaving 3 men dead, including the attacker. The motives are unclear, but witnesses recounted the terrorist shouting "another win for the toe!" before detonating his suicide vest."

Stearns County, presumably the main one in St. Cloud (I've not looked to see if they have multiple buildings). Aaron was prosecuted in a county that's not completely full of Boss Hoggs-son and Roscoe P Coltrane-tian.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

So is Melton actually a dentist?

 

[Gorton Colu]

So is Melton actually a dentist?

No idea, but if he was he'd be a pediatric dentist without doubt.

 

[Melty Butter]

Sigh. I listened to Melton's stream from this morning. Seemed worth it. Disclaimer: This is from memory bc I wasn't taking notes in real time:

• Nick will be going to Melton's hotel room after the sentencing for a stream
• PM seems to know absolutely nothing and is managing everyone's expectations
• PM plans to stalk Aaron (starting around right now - Aaron typically arrives an hour early) to film him pacing and acting nervous
• PM has a full interview with the Coach Scott which he will post shortly. Coach Scott supposedly said that Aaron is a big baby
• PM fully expects a subsequent civil suit against Aaron to be filed by Nick
• He posted this but... whatever

He sees this all as content and acknowledges it's why he's here. He actually seems to want this chapter to close. Patrick is a morally repugnant monster but he knows that he must move on.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

It's being livestreamed, is it not?

It is not. We'll have to wait for kiwi reporters to send news from the front.

 

[Oxyjen]

I know, I know, but we might get the freshest info from the big man himself:

https://www.youtube.com/live/yru6tS5ovo8

Edit: ninja’d.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So Nick let Patrick Melton into his home?!