Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%
  • Total voters
    300
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
It hurt his feelings. :( He's going to cry on the stand. Poor little Nick.
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Too bad that Minnesota isn't one of the few states left that allow you to sue for Alienation of Affection.
Then Nick could tell the court that now all Kayla does is weep and sigh and compare his flaccid noodle to the rock hard benis with the curve in just the right spot.
It must be hell for Nick to live with a woman who misses a man she can never have.
Suffah, Nicky.
 
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hesaback said:
Ligaments and tendons do a fair bit more than people realise. Have a look at Usyk. He is a small heavyweight in this era. (About the same size as Ali for context)
The more muscle you have the more chance you have of gassing out. Go to any local show and you will see somebody who is basically a body builder get danced around and fall apart.
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Bob Sapp and Butterbean had some success being huge.

Nick better be careful. If he keeps gaining weight, we will have to call him Butterbean.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
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Fatrick will have a Ricoh 360 camera "outside the courthouse ready to go" to record anyone coming and out of the building.
The thing is that this fat slob doesn't realise is that its for taking photos of property listings. Anything past 10m is going to look like shit.
I hope some local St. Cloud junkie steals it from the sidewalk.
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Absolutely repulsive. I can’t believe Nick decided to voluntarily fly this walking amalgamation of sex offender profile pictures to his city.
 
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not william stenchever said:
Aren't there laws against recording the entrances of a courthouse for obvious reasons?
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I remember that this was the case at the courthouse where Ralph attended Nick's hearing, it really took the wind out of his sails. But this is in a different county so there may be a different set of rules.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Bob Sapp and Butterbean had some success being huge.

Nick better be careful. If he keeps going weight, we will have to call him Butterbean.
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Both of those people (Bob Sapp is on the right for reference) got beaten by my personal GOAT Ikuhisa Minowa (the guy in red) who was a 5'9 Middleweight (>160lbs).

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DiabeticSydePhil said:
Melton seems to realize its a nothingburger but either Nick talked him into it for the content or he figures he better appear just in case.
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In the stream he admits he wouldn't be out there if the fans didn't pay him. It seems he wanted to take a pass at this, but the steel toe alogs demanded blood.
 
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hesaback said:
Did Butterbean ever go past 4 rounds? I remember the name as a joke but I'm a britbong
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Unlike brokedick Nick, Butterbean could go the distance, but youre right. Stamina was an issue.

Penguin Soldier said:
Both of those people (Bob Sapp is on the right for reference) got beaten by Ikuhisa Minowa (the guy in red) who was a 5'9 Middleweight (>160lbs).

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Yeah? Bob Sapp defeated Ernesto Hoost who was far better than Minowa. Point still stands that flesh monsters can still win with 0 stamina.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
It seems in truth, there is only two impact statements, Kayla and Nick's.
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Called it. Nick wants to take the stand and cry about how Aaron ate his goo. Unfortunately he won't have enough time to.

So Nick gave his wife's impact statement, something according to Nick that's so personal and traumatic to Kayla she breaks down when she reads it, to Melton. Melton's inevitable heel turn is gonna be amazing because if he was willing to give him that, imagine what else he gave.
 
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