Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick hails the new socialist Kabaka of New York.

 

[break these cuffs]

Patrick hails the new socialist Kabaka of New York.
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I just looked this guy up for the first time and he's apparently mud jeet from Uganda who won the election by putting out an ad in hindi where he promised people free stuff. Did I miss anything? NYC is officially more retarded than LA. Holy shit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did I miss anything?

If you were born in the US at least 8 years ago you've officially been a US citizen for longer than the muzzie jeet.

 

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I just looked this guy up for the first time and he's apparently mud jeet from Uganda who won the election by putting out an ad in hindi where he promised people free stuff. Did I miss anything? NYC is officially more retarded than LA. Holy shit.

His Early Life section is really something. This is exactly the sort of guy Patrick would worship.

 

[Tamerlane]

Thanks for finding it. I searched vax card on his twitter. Instead, turns out he spelled it like a retard. Lots of stupid posts about the fucking vax card and how many boosters he got though lol

This was a favorite. A fat retard and his lawsuits:
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And apparently he's done the vax card though guy routine a couple times:
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Imagine this fat effiminate faggot telling you that you can't enter somewhere on his say so. Is he an employee ? Nope. "Sorry sweet honey baby child, you are not granted access. Enjoy no enjoyment, child"

Good news! You don't have to worry. Pat never did that these are just his obese power fantasies. These are corpulent thoughts are are normally confined to bullied 15 year olds. It's sort of a lens into how petty, cruel, stupid and fat he is.

 

[Summer of George]

I just looked this guy up for the first time and he's apparently mud jeet from Uganda who won the election by putting out an ad in hindi where he promised people free stuff. Did I miss anything? NYC is officially more retarded than LA. Holy shit.

This nigga is about as brown as Unapologetically_Jackie is.



Of course Patrick would be in favor of whitewashed "diversity".

 

[Chazzed Up]

Thanks for finding it. I searched vax card on his twitter. Instead, turns out he spelled it like a retard. Lots of stupid posts about the fucking vax card and how many boosters he got though lol

This was a favorite. A fat retard and his lawsuits:
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And apparently he's done the vax card though guy routine a couple times:
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Imagine this fat effiminate faggot telling you that you can't enter somewhere on his say so. Is he an employee ? Nope. "Sorry sweet honey baby child, you are not granted access. Enjoy no enjoyment, child"

Not a thread regular but every time I treat myself to some Fatrick, it never disappoints. He really does lean hard into the performative villainy on Twitter which makes it a treat to imagine what this fat idiot looks like in public when (or more likely if) he beefs with random people. Has he ever ended up getting his ass beat?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Fatrick during covid:
"Guten abend, stalker. Vill you provide to me das papers of vaccination proof, in order to be in this public space? I see you are not wearing a mask as well. That is punishable through the full force of the law, kind. Enjoy the nonvaxxxer camps."


Fatrick three years later:
"Trump is literally a fascist, stalker. Requiring proof of citizenship to stay in the country? That is worse than Hitler, child. We will fight in the streets, enjoy #Resistance, Cheeto Mussolini."

 

[Something Awful]

It's indeed possible Rick was lying about acting as a vaxxx bouncer, since he lies about everything, and he was very busy on Twitter during that time...

posting vacation photos to own the stalkers


*groans, zombishly* COCONUT CUUUUUUUUM

finishing his magnum opus




soaking in the sun



maintaining an exact weight of 225.0 pounds (still current as of the latest police incident report)



flirting with Brianna Wu




correcting the record about meatloaf availability at Hooli's



getting Wordle ruined by sociopaths



using his nerf gun expertise to solve crimes



...and generally fighting fascism and stalkers. He was still a lot more lively back then, not like the fully buck-broken Rick we know today. No mention of the show he was supposedly at, though.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Patrick hails the new socialist Kabaka of New York.
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Letting 3rd worlders control our society and turn our country into a 3rd world country is good, actually.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It's indeed possible Rick was lying about acting as a vaxxx bouncer, since he lies about everything, and he was very busy on Twitter during that time...

posting vacation photos to own the stalkers

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*groans, zombishly* COCONUT CUUUUUUUUM

finishing his magnum opus

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soaking in the sun

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maintaining an exact weight of 225.0 pounds (still current as of the latest police incident report)

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flirting with Brianna Wu

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correcting the record about meatloaf availability at Hooli's

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getting Wordle ruined by sociopaths

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using his nerf gun expertise to solve crimes

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...and generally fighting fascism and stalkers. He was still a lot more lively back then, not like the fully buck-broken Rick we know today. No mention of the show he was supposedly at, though.

That first vacation picture looks like Fatrick is Augustus Gloop sailing on a chocolate river, lol. What context possibly caused him to make a tweet first talking about denying angels, then switching to the topic of meatloaf at Hooligans?

 

[AnOminous]

It's indeed possible Rick was lying about acting as a vaxxx bouncer, since he lies about everything, and he was very busy on Twitter during that time...

I'm going for lying because it's Rick and because anyone confronted with this walking bedsore sperging out at them would knock him on his fat ass.

 

[John_Smith]

Liar. Lying Liar. No place with a liquor license, and I mean no place, would jeopardize its liquor license by letting a volunteer check IDs or anything else at the door. Just won't happen.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

The Louvre? Statue of Liberty? Machu Picchu?

I bet Fatrick would be the type of person who would go to the Louvre solely for the Mona Lisa, and completely ignore all the other art, artifacts and other culturally/historically significant exhibits on display.

 

[Lord Denning]

Patrick is once again trying to flex his chops as a comedian, by making the lamest joke ever.

https://archive.is/B3ay8

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fatly seethes. Fatly lies about his disorderly conduct and shitting his pants off the pests. Very fat and queer, Piggy Ricky.

Spoiler

 

[JustStopDude]

Liar. Lying Liar. No place with a liquor license, and I mean no place, would jeopardize its liquor license by letting a volunteer check IDs or anything else at the door. Just won't happen.

Its the same thing as when he has claimed in the past that he has repeatedly helped bouncers kick a drunk guys out of bars. Roadhouse Pat is one of my favorite Pat Personas.

Pro-tip to everyone here, from a former bouncer. If shit kicks off in a bar, nightclub, strip club, whatever... Do NOT get involved. Stay out of it. A bouncer isn't going to stop and check if you are helping. It's a great way for you to get hurt. And a bouncer has some legal protections. You don't. You pop someone in the face or dislocate their shoulder playing Rambo, you are looking at a civil and criminal lawsuit nightmare.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Liar. Lying Liar. No place with a liquor license, and I mean no place, would jeopardize its liquor license by letting a volunteer check IDs or anything else at the door. Just won't happen.

I remember some talk during covid that some restaurants in gay cities like NYC and Boston would ask customers whether they were vaccinated, but not actually examine vax cards because asking them to verify medical documents was some kind of liability.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Fatrick would be the type of person who would go to the Louvre solely for the Mona Lisa, and completely ignore all the other art, artifacts and other culturally/historically significant exhibits on display.

He would flip off the Mona Lisa while smirking fatly.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

soaking in the sun

Rest in peace Nibbler. You didn't deserve to be sat on by a 300 pound pigman