Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"Laboring".

 

[Iron Hamster]

View attachment 7552768
Holy fUCK HAHAHAHAHAJ

Clearly has no idea what sunburn is

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

View attachment 7552768
Holy fUCK HAHAHAHAHAJ

Look Matthew spent a whole hour in the sun checking for unlocked car doors, or sitting on a bench waiting for the bus before 3 pm.

It’s almost like they have spent so much time moldering indoors they have no idea what a sunburn even looks like anymore.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Luna's photos remind me of a pet peeve: I wish these big girls (Luna, Kelly Lanza, Chantal, Jude Valentine...*) would wear some god-damn industrial strength bras. Chantal might be sized out, though she at least used to hve/ wear them, but the rest of them could find *something*. Some big-ass supportive thing with LIFT and control. Replaced frequently bc the bras would surely wear out fast.

* I think Amber usually wears one (?), never really noticed one way or another, unlike those others.

This one goes up to a 58K, ffs, is front-closure with a lot of hooks, so even trex arms could get it on, and it looks to be made for management.



This one is like that one, except appears to be even more support


Both of these are on sale for $42, and on every page I looked at, there are a bunch of real people wearing the bras, most of whom are quite large. There appear to be many different styles, and though I didn't check to see if they all went to 58K, certainly these two would be a starting point. And I think at least some of this brand is available through Amazon.

I don't know how these women can stand that weight and droop and movement, to say nothing of the current heat with those boobs down to their waists (or hips...) (not so much Luna, at least for now, but she's still chesty and that's hot and heavy). I can't imagine hurpling around carrying all that swaying boob weight and sweaty heat, especially with all the other baggage. Granted, Chantal and Amber don't move much, Luna's got a much bigger skeleton to hold up her chest, Jude (+ Michaela) thinks she looks hot braless or that it's some kind of political statement, and Kelly loves being disgusting, but JFC, they'd all look and feel so much better without their boobs swinging free and dragging down.

 

[PigFarm]

I just dont understand how she looks so dirty. I can feel the slime under my fingertips just from her photos

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Both of these are on sale for $42, and on every page I looked at, there are a bunch of real people wearing the bras, most of whom are quite large. There appear to be many different styles, and though I didn't check to see if they all went to 58K, certainly these two would be a starting point. And I think at least some of this brand is available through Amazon.

You can't fit an industrial sized bra under a cropped Kuromi tank top, dumbass!

Luna also has very little actual breast mass. Her tits are small and floppy. Most of those cups would be empty and they'd gap at the top. She's a "giant band, small cup" girlie.

 

[stupid frog]

Anon wonders if this user thought the pic was Luna lol

 

[CaseyTatumm]

View attachment 7554562 Anon wonders if this user thought the pic was Luna lol
View attachment 7554563 View attachment 7554564

As if her and lurch actually fuck. I wish I didn’t have to have the mental image of smelly Tuna and another smelly, grime chick scissoring

 

[Jace on ice]

As if her and lurch actually fuck. I wish I didn’t have to have the mental image of smelly Tuna and another smelly, grime chick scissoring View attachment 7555624

Wouldn't happen. Scissoring requires both parties to be somewhat thin. It's one of those sex acts that's difficult if not impossible for the obese.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Luna has said she hated going down on her grimy cripple-punk now dead ex-gf who would self harm on her legs. As if she had any room to talk.

 

[David Byrne]

For some reason, plenty of bi women with male partners feel the need to perennially broadcast that they are still, like, totally gay and would totally be with a woman had they not met the man they are currently dating. I'm not sure why this is something everyone needs to know, but I'm not surprised that Luna is one of those types.

 

[Polychromos]

Luna can't wear appropriate industrial strength bras, because that's not what she sees herself as.

There are several people talking about how she is stuck in the 90s Courtney Love aesthetic, but that was never her thing. Her aesthetic is the dated Tumblr version of that aesthetic.
While I don't like it, I do think there is something subversive about the 90s "kinderwhore" thing (it feels so wrong typing this...), this got totally lost in the Tumblr version. She wears weird granny bralettes, because she thought they looked good on anorexic girls. She was only ever popular in the weird broken babygirl crowd. Even if the likes go down, she can't betray this aesthetic, because she knows that's everything she is and ever will be.

@David Byrne
The word you are searching for is straight woman, who wants attention.
I absolutely believe in bisexuality, but I do think you need at least one serious relationship to claim it.
There are plenty of women in straight relationships, who have those feelings, who don't identify as such, because it's completely ridiculous.
It's on the same level as non-binary AFAB trans-mascs, that present overtly female but use he/him pronouns. They want all of the oppression points with none of the work!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The word you are searching for is straight woman, who wants attention.
I absolutely believe in bisexuality, but I do think you need at least one serious relationship to claim it.

Yeah, these statements are exactly why non-cow bisexual women in relationships with men still feel the need to assert that they are bisexual and not straight. By this logic, male incels can't possibly be straight, since they've never had a relationship with a woman.

She's only had sex with 2 men? I can't decide if it's a good thing that Luna hasn't progressed to actual meatspace prostitution, or just more of a hallmark of her perpetual laziness. Do we know if the guy at 14 was another teen her age, or another one of the scumbaggy men in her junkie mom's vicinity (like Lurch was)?

 

[Spergerella Junior]

View attachment 7552768
Holy fUCK HAHAHAHAHAJ

That’s NAL.

 

[Polychromos]

Yeah, these statements are exactly why non-cow bisexual women in relationships with men still feel the need to assert that they are bisexual and not straight. By this logic, male incels can't possibly be straight, since they've never had a relationship with a woman.

1. There are definitely quite a few incels who are homosexuals in denial. Have you read some of their descriptions of regular female bodies?

2. I'd agree, I've not worded my statement the best. It is absolutely possible for someone to be bi and to be in a straight relationships without having same sex experiences beforehand.
But I disagree, that the women on social media, who constantly talk about this, are bi women, who do this, because of statements like mine. There are definitely women, who pretend to have these identities to not be "the evil straight cis" person. I don't think the stereotype of a woman who talks about being 99% lesbian, who somehow only dates men is completely made up by incels or transbians. They have a very unauthentic way of talking about this and I think Luna is one of them.

Tbf the likelihood of Luna being gay is probably actually way higher than the women I'm talking about, but what does it matter? She'll be with her roommate until one of them dies and whoever lives longer will take whoever takes them - no matter their sexuality.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I don't think the stereotype of a woman who talks about being 99% lesbian, who somehow only dates men is completely made up by incels or transbians

I think that most of those women have experienced some form of sexual trauma at some point, probably during youth.

I don't think Luna is gay, I think she's just another girl who had multiple shitty experiences with a dick and has lasting issues with dicks as a result. Being brought to tears due to pain usually doesn't result in pleasant association with that physical act. Also, contrary to what porn wants people to believe, plenty of women don't get a whole lot out of just in-and-out dicking.

I also severely doubt that Lurch is "great in bed", especially considering the horror of the "sex" tape we saw and the almost guarantee that he can't keep it up.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[LonesomeDud]

Penetration seems like a pretty intense process, and I can't imagine Luna is good at clarifying her needs to her boyfriends so she isn't uncomfortable/in pain.

Spoiler: homo sperging

I think for a lot of people who identify as bisexual, especially women who have sex with women, "sex" is largely non-penetrative and is just pleasant stimulation. Women are less visual than men, but plenty of guys will go for receiving oral sex in a consequence-free setting. A lot of guys have a weird friend/cousin/funny uncle who says, "Haha, bro, let me suck your dick. It will be cool." A gay guy (or woman) almost certainly gets curious and bored straight people to bite.

I would argue that people who allow themselves to interact with someone who makes an offer probably isn't even bisexual and these are just developmental experiences that happen to a lot of people. In the modern day, they are an opportunity to grab woke points.[/quote]

 

[clara red bottoms]

A lot of guys have a weird friend/cousin/funny uncle who says, "Haha, bro, let me suck your dick. It will be cool."

Please don't self insert your weird fetishes in a lolcow thread. It's weird and has literally nothing to do with Luna.
Further, if your uncle did that to you, you should let your family know. They shouldn't be allowing that man near vulnerable relatives or children.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What's up with her left cheek near her mouth?