Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Unlike Rekieta perhaps Aaron is capable of actually learning from past mistakes in which case he will be a very boring and unsuccessful streamer for the foreseeable future. Perfect for the dabbleverse.
The only way he'd show he learned would be leaving internet and getting a real job, he'd bleed out pedoverse, forcing them to snake at each other for tiny bits of content.
 
The only way he'd show he learned would be leaving internet and getting a real job, he'd bleed out pedoverse, forcing them to snake at each other for tiny bits of content.
Very true. It would be a redemption for Aaron as well. He thinks he knows what he wants from life but none of this retarded shit has made him happy in the slightest. If he craves attention there are other ways to get it that are a lot fucking healthier than whatever the fuck all of this was.
Quit the internet, marry his girlfriend or just have a longterm stable relationship with her, get a real job, calm down, grow up.
The kind of unthinkable impossible aspirations that Rekieta cannot even imagine let alone ever attain.
 
Yeah, but DSP was around for far longer.
Balldo managed to get 9000 pages in 2,5 years.
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Nick Rekeita doesn't even have a dedicated search engine: https://www.pigpiggo.net/

or a timeline:
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-62716

DSP is the superior lolcow and is widely known and respected as being "the autism vortex" that traps people inside of it for the best years of their lives. Nick is very "normal" and just has some polycule shit (there's dozens of lolcows like that) and a cocaine addiction.

edit: I forgot the part about child abuse. But he's still not as prolific as DSP because DSP puts out khantent 6 days a week for like 8 hours per day. Nickeita can't even compete on that level.
 
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The only way he'd show he learned would be leaving internet and getting a real job, he'd bleed out pedoverse, forcing them to snake at each other for tiny bits of content.
@ItsAaronIgnoreMe is willing to torpedo his life, his girlfriend's life, and let his children be sexually harassed for 425 live viewers

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Melton and Nick's boring, sleepy gloat stream topped out at around 4x as many people. STMS does nothing positive for Aaron and he should just end it. He should stop doing the show too.
 
Aaron is streaming. He is notably not opening with the Lambocrats song.

He’s vowing not to talk about “it”.

I guess there’s not really any reason (for us at least) to watch his show any more!
It? It? Doesn't he know that Kayla's an 'it'? Holy shit, Aaron just talked about Kayla again! Wee-oo wee-oo! 🚨Get him Minnesota! Get that revenge porning motherfucker! Beat his ass! Beat him within an inch of his life! Spare no expense to save the dignity of a crack whore!
 
Nick abused his kids, what the fuck are you talking about?
Fair enough I forgot about that part and edited my message to include it.

In any case you guys enjoy your lawcow, DSP is always going to be the superior lolcow you just don't have a high enough IQ to understand him.

Enjoy your court case continuances, stalker child.
 
Fair enough I forgot about that part and edited my message to include it.

In any case you guys enjoy your lawcow, DSP is always going to be the superior lolcow you just don't have a high enough IQ to understand him.

Enjoy your court case continuances, stalker child.
The fact you forgot such a key part of the lore is proof that you're unqualified to make that judgement
 
Fair enough I forgot about that part and edited my message to include it.

In any case you guys enjoy your lawcow, DSP is always going to be the superior lolcow you just don't have a high enough IQ to understand him.

Enjoy your court case continuances, stalker child.
His daughter tested positive for a lot of cocaine, 10x the cutoff.

Sorry, DSP isn't a winning a gay thread fight, there's room for all the lolcows in this world anyway.
 
It? It? Doesn't he know that Kayla's an 'it'? Holy shit, Aaron just talked about Kayla again! Wee-oo wee-oo! 🚨Get him Minnesota! Get that revenge porning motherfucker! Beat his ass! Beat him within an inch of his life! Spare no expense to save the dignity of a crack whore!
A bunch of state supreme courts initially upheld revenge porn laws when they were introduced because the underlying cases involved truly egregious behavior where the perpetrator went on a prolonged campaign of spreading pornographic videos and images of the victim as far and as wide on the internet as they could with the obvious intent of destroying their lives.

Looking at how this case is being prosecuted confirms my initial suspicion that these laws would ultimately be used to criminalize behavior that wouldn't even satisfy the "extreme and outrageous" prong of an Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress lawsuit. It seems obvious that these laws and the manner in which they are enforced will, at the very least, be very heavily restricted and diminished by the federal courts/Scotus at some point.
 
Looking at how this case is being prosecuted confirms my initial suspicion that these laws would ultimately be used to criminalize behavior that wouldn't even satisfy the "extreme and outrageous" prong of an Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress lawsuit. It seems obvious that these laws and the manner in which they are enforced will, at the very least, be very heavily restricted and diminished by the federal courts/Scotus at some point.
I hope so because they absolutely should be.
Hey Aaron, are you rich? Take it to the supreme court! :) Oh he's not rich... never mind.
 
Stop sperging about the ethics in lolcow milking you dunce.
The fact you forgot such a key part of the lore is proof that you're unqualified to make that judgement
His daughter tested positive for a lot of cocaine, 10x the cutoff.

Sorry, DSP isn't a winning a gay thread fight, there's room for all the lolcows in this world anyway.
I will consneed to you both, but DSP will forever remain the penultimate lolcow.
 
I'd be willing to bet this guy got his own reaming from the Judge in chambers. Probably why his argument during the hearing was so flaccid.
It gets even worse.

According to Melton, Todd Peterson said the following in Court yesterday:
"I have advised Aaron, throughout this case, not to discuss the case or mention the defendant, and it's clear that he understands that"

:lossmanjack:This obliterates ANY argument that Aaron misunderstood the order, that he mistakenly thought that he just couldn't contact her directly, that he mistakenly thought it didn't apply to his show because he was a public figure, etc.

Aaron's attorney, who Aaron was just glazing as one of the top defense attorneys in the area, went out of his way to throw Aaron directly under the bus at the first opportunity by telling the Court, at a hearing to determine if Aaron violated an order, that his client did, in fact, knowingly and deliberately violate the terms of the order.
:really:
 
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