Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 444 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,700 38.0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,022 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,469
Can you post some screenshots? I'm not ruining my algorithm with Malds face more than I have too
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This is my first time uploading images to the Farms, so I'm sorry if I'm doing embeds wrong. I shrunk each one from the giant blobs that they were, though.
 
Can you post some screenshots?
There's too much to get everything but I dug up some gems for ya
I see @Maeis beat me to it but I've got some different ones

Most importantly: Jason himself confidently talking about how he's deleting comments
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Man heart reacted his own comment, that's the saddest part.
He does it every time.
Can you post some screenshots? I'm not ruining my algorithm with Malds face more than I have too
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Use the mullvad browser for a private browsing session that won't ruin your algorithms.
 
I honestly can't stand looking at this mush-jawed fucktard longer than I absolutely have to, which is not at all. Nor can I bear listening to his clearly artificially deepened voice, like he's trying to be some kind of reverse-troon. I don't hope he gets wrecked by failing to sink this. No, I hope he gets wrecked in every single action he ever takes in his life. Duplicitous fucking dipshits like Jason deserve only utmost suffering, because they are the ones that ruin a trust-based society.
 
There's too much to get everything but I dug up some gems for ya
I see @Maeis beat me to it but I've got some different ones
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He does look like a detransed keffals.

Shit, I wonder if we will get a piratesoftware troon arc since everyone is hating on him. He'll troon out just to deflect criticism and keep his redditor fanbase. Considering he is likely a pedophile and zoophile trooning won't be out of character.
 
I think it's more just because he was asked by his chat to talk about SKG and he didn't understand it in the initial livestream where he first talked about it. He cannot admit fault so then he just kept on going down the path of retardery.
Oh I am not talking about SKG- Mald literally has ownership in a company publishing live service games, so he would always be an opponent of SKG. But his particular venom towards Ross himself is unreasonable, even by Mald's usual standards, which is what ended up getting Moist Critikal and Josh Strife Hayes on his ass- NOT the misinformation.

His hatred for Ross is really hatred of himself, projected in a way only a narcissist can pull off.
 
Shit, I wonder if we will get a piratesoftware troon arc since everyone is hating on him
Good point, he's already a furry and a faggot with no fewer than two puberties under his belt. Psychologically speaking he's fully disassociated already. Jason, you have nothing to lose by lopping off the ol' dongle. Think about what great things it can do for your victim status.
 
Does voting have any effect after your country crossed the threshold? And does it count if the initiative gets the full number of votes needed but some countries still haven't reached their threshold? Because if so, I can't see it going anywhere thanks to literal who countries like Malta and Cyprus.
( 🕰️ ) Obviously, extra signatures from countries which have already crossed their threshold still count towards the broader overall requirement of 1 million signatures across the entire EU. That is precisely why the tracker reminds you in the case of those countries that "Your signature still matters!"

Also, the second requirement for an ECI, as I've already stated multiple times, is that a minimum of 7 countries cross their minimum threshold, which varies depending on things like their population and some other presumable "status" they might have within the EU. Already, we're at 10 countries that have met this requirement, well above the minimum needed to clear that condition, so there's no reason to worry about smaller countries like Malta and Cyprus not being able to meet that hard threshold (when as mentioned earlier, they're still in a good spot per capita). Me posting about these extra countries is purely because it's a nice thing to see more of them "fully" entering the fray, as it were.
 
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God bless Ross, but he was too good of a guy to do this. Worrying so much about the "volatile" Roach King might have costed him the whole thing.

If he had been ruthless from day 1 maybe things would have been different.
I’m going to be honest here. Ross is a fucking idiot. Years ago there was a discussion about Nuclear power because he showcased a German game involving Nuclear energy, Green power, and time travel that was partially funded by the German Greens. I remember for months he would have discussions with a guy who told him that he vastly, vastly misunderstood Nuclear power and basically Ross accepted a lot of cultural bias against it and believed a lot of stupid shit.

My main takeaway isn’t that Ross is stupid, but more he basically did a classical debate with a guy. It reminded me of talking with my boomer neighbor about Nixon and although it’s polite, you realize that the guy worships Cronkite, Woodward, and Burnstein and basically needs you to disprove decades worth of shit to consider your side along with the fact that he’ll barely consider any criticism because “they can’t lie on TV”. Ross is not the type to realize something is pointless and call someone a slur. He’s too nice.

He’s willing to die for the cause, but he’s not willing to kill. Even if the kill is justified or against a target that is optically fine to move against.
 
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I don't normally watch Mald's stuff on account of him being the most insufferable twat waffle in existence, but as a Div 2 player I felt compelled to watch some of this, and unsurprisingly he's a complete fucking faggot who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about,

1)He couldn't even figure out how to start the DLC without his janny holding his hand and literally walking him through it.

2)He talks about how he's played the game for a long time and acts like he's a vet, except he's SHD level ~330 going into the DLC. For those that don't play Div 2 once you hit the player level cap of 40 you unlock the SHD system, and after that everytime you get enough exp for a level you get a SHD level instead. Generally you're considered a noob until you hit at least 1000 SHD because that's when you'll have unlocked all the passive bonuses, and people who have played a lot generally have SHD levels in the thousands, if not tens of thousands. As a comparison I'm at somewhere around SHD 10900ish and I don't consider myself that high levelled.

3)He boasts about having the best build, except it's not. More accurately it kinda is, but only in some very very specific content, namely legendary difficulty strongholds some of the raid bosses and the incursion, which is basically a mini 4 man raid. Outside of those, and especially on the middling difficulty he was actually playing on, the build is massively subpar because you can never actually build up the mechanic it's based on. He'd be far better off taking either some other stuff that don't require massive ramp ups, or since he's playing on babby difficulty where enemies die to a stiff breeze anyway he could take some utility stuff instead.

4)The biggest indicator he's a posing faggot that knows nothing however is his choice of gun (or more specifically his insistence that it's the best weapon). He's using an exotic LMG called the Bullet King whose shtick is that it never needs to be reloaded. On paper that sounds amazing for damage, after all if you never need to reload you can shoot more which = more DPS, except not really, it's actually a giant noob trap.
Sure you don't need to reload but because the base damage of the gun is shit, and the RPM is kinda low, the overall DPS is actually terrible. You get way more damage overall by taking a gun that does more damage and just reloading occasionally, especially on the build he's using where RPM is basically king.

He did mention that he loves the Dark Zone (that's the Division's PvPvE extraction shooter-ish areas) and I pray to god he actually goes in one. They're usually full of 4 man teams of the sweatiest, most try hard, most toxic, shit talking fuckers, who've spent hundreds of hours min maxing their builds and strategies so they can roll idiots like Mald as hard as possible.
 
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