Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Isn’t truth an absolute defense?

In Nicker’s plea, he affirmed that he had sole control of the cocaine. The daughter’s test results are indisputable. How could she get at the cocaine if not for him is a totally reasonable presumption.
Nick's been literally calling everyone under the sun (except melton) a pedophile for no reason and is currently being successfully sued by Monty for defamatory pedophile claims, by the way.
 
Aaron could make a decent living in something like sales,

Truer words. Aaron could sell me hard back encyclopedias or swamp land in Florida. He's not an untalented person. But, like many enthusiastic salesmen, he can 'sell sell sell', but genuinely lacks intelligence.

While this entire thread - full of VERY smart people - were SCREAMING at him to get smart, get a TRO, understand the County Attorney Highway to Hell singer and a Tim Walz appointed Millennial female judge might try to screw him - all while Nick and Kayla were filing POLICE REPORTS and weaponizing laws to protect women (lol - Nick, the feminist) against him...

... What did Aaron do?

He called us all chronically online people who have no life.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe , genuinely, fuck off. You had a lot of good will here. You were warned. Most of us have lives, many of us have kids, and touch grass and have lake homes or whatever.

Let me introduce you to the power of DISCERNMENT, Aaron. Stop listening to your small town dummy lawyer. We understood Nick Rekieta YEARS before you did, and TOLD you what he was doing.

You trusted the system? On what fucking planet? Your entire show is about not trusting the system.

And, btw, Judge Heidi Shultz is not to be blamed. YOU didn't give her the counter argument. That's on you. It's not her fucking job to know anything except to enforce a TRO.

If he has any sense, he’ll move (I wouldn’t want Nick to know my address), give up the show, hunker down in a cave somewhere, and compile data.
His 3 kids, parents, in-laws, etc. all live in the area. That's unrealistic.
 
I could also be wrong but isn't the only reason we know Nick said it was medicinal is because Aaron said so?
No. Coomalot let slip that Nick believes Cocaine has medicinal properties.

Now, how much stock you put in anything Coomy says is up to you but, to the best of my knowledge, Nick has not refuted what Coomy said, and Coomy is not hostile to Nick.
 
I believe AR already said earlier in the month that the combined hardware and software upgrades have alleviated the strain of threads with high page counts.
Then the mods need to merge the DSP megathread 1 + 2 so he can retain his status as the penultimate lolcow. While you guys bicker about 10k pagecounts he will always reign supreme in 4th place with 16k+ pages
 
No. Coomalot let slip that Nick believes Cocaine has medicinal properties.

Now, how much stock you put in anything Coomy says is up to you but, to the best of my knowledge, Nick has not refuted what Coomy said, and Coomy is not hostile to Nick.
I believe Nick also has said himself on stream that cocaine has calming properties if you have ADHD

Combine that with the fact Nick claims the cocaine positive daughter has behavioral issues and it isn't a mystery why people think that
 
In Nicker’s plea, he affirmed that he had sole control of the cocaine. The daughter’s test results are indisputable. How could she get at the cocaine if not for him is a totally reasonable presumption.
He also said the cocaine was locked up at all times, or stored in a safe in his car and other lies.
How can this be disputed? By calling into evidence the bodycam where coke was reportedly discovered lying about all over the place.
 
Ironically, MAPton proved to be the better legal analyst when he more or less shrugged off Crackets' idiotic point about the plea transcript and instead drilled down on what would actually fuck Aaron over if he withdraws the plea: his own completely unnecessary public admissions of guilt on STMS and MLC.
The fat, greasy pedophile whose nutsack Nick dangles from is not only a more successful streamer (why Nick begs for crumbs from his table), but a better lawyer as well. So is Ethan Ralph. So is Russell Greer.

Nick is pathetic.

(Can't believe I slept through the 10K milestone.)
 
He also said the cocaine was locked up at all times, or stored in a safe in his car and other lies.
How can this be disputed? By calling into evidence the bodycam where coke was reportedly discovered lying about all over the place.
Except for the bullet of cocaine he managed to hide from the cop who pulled him over for the warrant
 
He also said the cocaine was locked up at all times, or stored in a safe in his car and other lies.
How can this be disputed? By calling into evidence the bodycam where coke was reportedly discovered lying about all over the place.
And showing the clip where he claims to have outplayed the cops by dropping cocaine into his car before exiting, which was not part of the search warrant.
I wonder if his PO knows about it.
 
Aaron's problem is that while we know Nick is the driving force in all this, the court does not.

His attorney got him what would be a good deal in normal circumstances. But in the current circumstances, the deal is a trap.

To succeed, Nick must be introduced to the court as the driving force in this case. Not Kayla. Kayla must be reframed as the abuse victim of Nick. That will take time and effort and cost money. It will also require Aaron to shut the fuck up.
 
It seems obvious that these laws and the manner in which they are enforced will, at the very least, be very heavily restricted and diminished by the federal courts/Scotus at some point.
Federal courts other than SCOTUS are not appeals courts and not superior to state courts. Only SCOTUS could do this. Even in the exceedingly rare cases a federal court can theoretically touch a state court decision, they generally decline jurisdiction under a plethora of abstention doctrines.

Incidentally it's possible the Minnesota Supreme Court will eventually overrule a case like this. While the Minnesota Supremes have upheld this law facially, in this case specifically, the court is applying the law in a very similar manner to the way the previous law was found unconstitutional. I do not believe the law can be constitutionally applied in this manner.

(And as you pointed out with regard to other states, the leading Minnesota case upholding this law did indeed involve outrageous, egregious conduct that would have been unlawful under numerous other theories even without the RP law. Facial challenges are often brought by people whose actual behavior is utterly reprehensible and indefensible.)

I think Aaron would be a fool to turn a trivial case like this into a years long constitutional challenge (unless he ends up with some bizarre sentence from Judge Retard), but perhaps it eventually will happen.
To succeed, Nick must be introduced to the court as the driving force in this case. Not Kayla. Kayla must be reframed as the abuse victim of Nick. That will take time and effort and cost money. It will also require Aaron to shut the fuck up.
It would also have been more successful had it been done already and not as a "motion to undo the thing that was already done."

Aaron basically missed every opportunity to get Nick's own behavior on the record, so he got to look to the judge as if the poor widdle "victims" were sitting on their hands doing nothing while this monster was constantly harassing them every single day.
 
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Aaron doesn't even need to disappear from the Internet forever, just until after October. Take a break from your fake radio show, find a temp job and wait for it to blow over. By the time he came back, Melton and the other "alleged" pedophiles would have turned on Nick and he can reap the rewards.
He could have done that from the start too but now it's an even bigger deal. He can show up to court and say he's done everything that the judge wanted and then some. He'd probably make more money just doing Uber eats or something.
 
From what I gathered, it's not constitutional. But he and his lawyer agreed to it and somehow that overrides that fact making it 100% ok legally, and it's too late to argue it.
By the time all these trials are over, Aaron is going to voluntarily surrender the entire Constitution. He's going to be legally required to convert to a new religion, give up his guns, let soldiers live in his house, let the government search his stuff without a warrant anytime, testify against himself (without a jury), and undergo cruel and unusual punishments.
 
And showing the clip where he claims to have outplayed the cops by dropping cocaine into his car before exiting, which was not part of the search warrant.
I wonder if his PO knows about it.
Yeah, I'm sure people sent that info to them. I mean there are plenty of locals who hate him and are following this stuff. Probably reading this thread too. (I don't mean me, lmao, I'm not even American.)
 
TBH I feel bad for the Toe. Any "violation" of his orders are pretty de mininus and Nick is literally stalking the guy.

I really hope Nick gets his license suspended for cause as soon as he finishes his CLE. Somebody needs to stop him before he becomes Russel Greer on steroids because he can also file frivolous lawsuits for other people. Honestly, 2 or 3 plaintiffs cases would be more than he can handle. The guy can get overwhelmed with anything, and plaintiffs work is actually stressful.
 
Aaron doesn't even need to disappear from the Internet forever, just until after October. Take a break from your fake radio show, find a temp job and wait for it to blow over. By the time he came back, Melton and the other "alleged" pedophiles would have turned on Nick and he can reap the rewards.
For some reason I don't think Aaron has read Sun Tzu. Wait by the river long enough to watch the bodies of your enemies float by and all of that. Or maybe I missed the part where Sun Tzu said step one is pretend that there is no war and let the eunuchs tell you everything is sunshine and rainbows.
 
Aaron's problem is that while we know Nick is the driving force in all this, the court does not.

His attorney got him what would be a good deal in normal circumstances. But in the current circumstances, the deal is a trap.

To succeed, Nick must be introduced to the court as the driving force in this case. Not Kayla. Kayla must be reframed as the abuse victim of Nick. That will take time and effort and cost money. It will also require Aaron to shut the fuck up.
Call me a doomer, but that wouldn't happen even if Aaron had all the money and time in the world now. The judge has made up her mind based off what she thinks/feels, not what is logical and that's that. Kayla saying why should she have to "close her eyes" instead of just not watching Aaron's show religiously looking for problems (even if it's really Nick) being taken seriously shows that. Hell, the fact that Aaron's TRO stipulations are unconstitutional and are clearly weighted against him (and I'll say the quiet part outloud, because he's a man) makes that abundantly clear.

The game was rigged from the start, we just weren't aware of it.

He could have done that from the start too but now it's an even bigger deal. He can show up to court and say he's done everything that the judge wanted and then some. He'd probably make more money just doing Uber eats or something.
The STMS comeback show (as in the first few, not forever) where he can finally talk about the case and everything that's happened would also be a big money maker and do good numbers. Going on hiatus has virtually no downside.
 
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