Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

Hey ho, we have a thumbnail. I intend to take notes on non-Karen Read remarks but no promises. Bit grumpy.

Starts in 85 minutes.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hey ho, we have a thumbnail. I intend to take notes on non-Karen Read remarks but no promises. Bit grumpy.

Starts in 85 minutes.

I’m curious what the metrics will look like, given Nick spent the entire jury deliberations and verdict ignoring the trial completely. What insight could he possibly offer when he spent most of the proceedings looking bored, dozing off, watching pizza casserole videos, or rambling about his personal problems?
He’s missed the moment entirely on interviewing Dr. Turtleboy, a dollar short and a day late on the zeitgeist. So what’s even the point?

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

A win or not Nicholas, you still neglected your family, gave your daughter cocaine, watched your wife get railed and you probably have AIDS. You're still a faggot so who has really won here.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I’m curious what the metrics will look like, given Nick spent the entire jury deliberations and verdict ignoring the trial completely. What insight could he possibly offer when he spent most of the proceedings looking bored, dozing off, watching pizza casserole videos, or rambling about his personal problems?
He’s missed the moment entirely on interviewing Dr. Turtleboy, a dollar short and a day late on the zeitgeist. So what’s even the point?

I guess I’ll stream snipe this. I did stream snipe the Gabe Hoffman dumpster fire after all. And all though I thought it would be bad, I didn’t think I would make want to self-delete. I’m gonna get my popcorn ready. Let’s goo chyyyat!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Health and optimism:
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This is absolutely horrifying Mom looks like shes more on the manic end of the crazy spectrum though

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Nick's revenge wasn't just against Aaron - seems many of the violations were when Keanu(Gino) hosted for Aaron. He hates her for knowing April, trying to break them up, then publicly humiliating him.

A judge in some 15-20 minute hearing doesn't want to hear about a bunch of Internet bullshit

Theory: Melton had his minions watch AI & submit every tiny violation. (No one human could & Nick said he didn't know what was submitted & he doesn't have friends.) The judge didn't review all the stuff sent, she just read interpretations. If true, Aaron is getting the slap.on the wrist now & will still get the plea if he's a good boy.

@Potentially Criminal[ isn't it "wrong" for public to send something directly to the judge & judge see it? Who would it have gone to properly?

I really wish *everybody* Nick harasses would file complaints. (It would fill Candy-Ass County's dockets for years.) But Aaron, epsecially & really should do it & get restraining order against his relentless harassment. (He's not the "public figure" he thinks he is.)

Wonder what would happen if Nick had multiple violations for harassment before August...
Under Subd 2

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/609.749

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes. Literally just filming Aaron doing anything, apparently. They wanted to film him, his car, etc.

Melton and Nick claim that "concerned citizens sent in clips of violations to the judge" and the "judge received and catalogued them all" the judge claims that Aaron was "constantly violating" the conditions.

"Constant police reports"

Nick admits Kayla and her made 3 police reports.

Apparently Melton fans have been emailing the judge with video clips constantly.

According to Rekieta. The time that Aaron went in holiday where Keanu and Geno hosted STMS in his absence, Keanu later confirmed on a show that Aaron specifically told them to answer as many questions about Kayla as possible on STMS.

Aaron, your friends are mega dumb, all they had to do is not implicate you.

Rekieta states Kayla will file a HRO "within the next day"

Double whammy:

Melton brings up Kurt's cooking video and then a super chatter says "it's great Aaron can't talk about Kayla, but Nick can say whatever he wants" to which Nick evilly chuckled at

Just noting to clip later if not one else does.

 

[Soapmore]

This is absolutely horrifying Mom looks like shes more on the manic end of the crazy spectrum though

Mom looks like she takes the whole pineapple at the swingers party.

That wasn't meant to be a double entendre, I meant she would be most popular at the swingers party.

 

[Stiffy]

You can best better believe Nick has a carefully laid out strategy to destroy Aaron's life and reputation through quid pro quo revenge tactics. I wouldn't be shocked if a disgusting hoarder like Nick actually has created a mass database labeled "Operation Destroy Aaron" with binders, and notepads carefully notating his master plan. Aided of course by the stinking Onions degenerates, and spergs like Citizen M. Citizen M mentioned in NLO chats he compiled evidence against Aaron, and planned to help Nick.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's like watching a long, intense, drawn out game of 6-way chess between a bunch of people that have no idea how to play chess.

This double cuck clusterfuck is a story for the ages. It's like something from ancient Rome, maybe Valerius Maximus.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

That hair is lookin rough.

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It won't be long now.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

A win or not Nicholas, you still neglected your family, gave your daughter cocaine, watched your wife get railed and you probably have AIDS. You're still a faggot so who has really won here.

You can't shame a man who feels no shame.
You just have to hammer him until he breaks to pieces under the blows.
Nick, you're broke and you need your mommy to buy your drugs for you.
Nick, your cock is broken and doesn't work even with medication and assistive devices.
Nick, a sub-functional retard, out of the many people you enticed to fuck your wife, was the only one to make her cum and it briefly broke the spell you held over her and you've been in damage control ever since.
Nick, a sub-functional retard, out of the many people you enticed to fuck you, was the only one to make you fall in love and you've been in damage control ever since.

 

[Soapmore]

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It won't be long now.

I saved this image as "baldalldo.jpg"

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I wish Polymark was taking bets on how his interview with TB is gonna go.

If Aiden Kearney wasn't this kid then he has no right calling himself turtleboy btw.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick, you're broke and you need your mommy to buy your drugs for you

The "viral infection" nick says his mom had was likely cocaine addiction

It's a metaphor

 

[AnOminous]

That hair is lookin rough.

The Norwood Reaper be swingin that scythe like it was a weed whacker.

 

[Vibralldo]

He's late (and gay)

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

And he currently has only 359 viewers waiting. Like his most important interview to kit off his victory over Aaron. Yikes.

 

[Vibralldo]

> Melton gets his fans to harass Stoney's
> Show up there in person to fuck with the owner and celebrate one of his friends getting sent to jail
> Owner tells them to fuck off and leave
> "He's scared of us, guys!"

Nick's got a new guy to seethe about on Twitter and presumably defame as a pedophile in a couple weeks

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1938363083635753347

https://archive.is/uhBWR

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

HE'S LATE!
HE'S UNPROFESSIONAL!


Yeah, late and huffing galaxy gas. Oh, he means his first Turtleboy stream where Aidan was bringing the story to light.